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Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Towns Built:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

Ambush, ambush awareness, ambush countermeasures, ambush defense, ambush escape, ambush evasion, ambush preparedness, ambush prevention, ambush response, ambush response tactics, ambush response training, ambush security, ambush strategy, ambush survival, ambush tactics, ambush techniques, ambush traps, Minecraft, Server, trap design, trap placement, Traps

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchantments Applied:	90	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

animal, cat, Climax, control, Cumming, disbelief, Erotic, EXCITEMENT, Feline, funny, INTENSE, Minecraft, orgasm, overwhelmed, Pleasure, reaction, Sensation, Sensual, Server, STOP, Surprise, uncontrollable

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Dimension Hops:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
New Chunks Explored:	295253	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Sparkle World Minecraft server

Anarchy, Custom Items, Minecraft, Server, Sparkle World, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Votes:	1707	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

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Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural norms, discrimination, implicit bias, Minecraft, prejudice, Privilege, racial awareness, racial bias, racial dynamics, racial education, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial sensitivity, racism, Server, social justice, societal conditioning, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white people

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Star Shards Collected:	150	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

Aggie, AO3 page, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, Greentext Mega, Guide, hug the gator, Low Poly models, LUNARA, Lunaras, Mighty, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, saturday, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, thread archives

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

animated characters, animated classics, animated movies, bad hair day, character analysis, character inspiration, comedic, COSPLAY, costume design, el dorado, fashion fails, Funny Moments, humor, Minecraft, movie quotes, movie references, questionable choices, Server, Styling, thinking, tulio, Wig, wig styling techniques

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!