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FutureFossil Minecraft SMP

advancement, CHANGE, Communication, cultural shift, Development, everyday object, Evolution, Forgotten, Future, FutureFossil, History, innovation, Minecraft, Modernization, Nostalgia, obsolete, progress, recognition, smp, society, Technology, transformation, unfamiliar

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3757	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we debate the most pressing questions of our time, like what everyday object people in the future won’t recognize! We have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the relics of the past, like floppy disks and VHS tapes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with mystery and adventure, come join us!

BoomerCraft

acceptance, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, Contentment, embracing change, Evolving, Experience, Gratitude, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mindfulness, patience, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-care, wisdom

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	213
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7234	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	897	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Are you starting to love more as you get older? Well, how about joining our Minecraft server where you can relive your childhood memories of building epic structures and battling creepers, but with a hilarious twist!

Join us and embark on crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or participating in epic dance-offs with skeletons. Our server is filled with wacky mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you laughing until you cry.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ. So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild in the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

GunCrafters: Shoot for the Blocks

blocks, firearm ownership, gun control, gun culture, gun debate, gun laws, gun legislation, gun ownership, gun ownership statistics, gun policy, gun regulation, gun restrictions, gun rights, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, GunCrafters, Guns, mass shootings, Public Safety, second amendment, self defense, shoot

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Villages Defended:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

yOu know what’s better than guns? dIAMOND sWORDS! oN tHIS sERVER, yOU cAN cRAFT dIAMOND sWORDS tHAT sHOOT fIREBALLS aND eXPLODE wHEN yOU hIT sOMEONE! jOIN uS aND bECOME tHE mOST fEARLESS wARRIOR iN tHE lAND! wHO nEEDS gUNS wHEN yOU cAN hAVE eXPLODING sWORDS?! pLUS, wE hAVE a cHICKEN aRMY tHAT wILL fOLLOW yOU eVERYWHERE aND pROTECT yOU fROM eNEMIES! cOME oN, dON’T bE a cOWARD, jOIN uS nOW aND eXPERIENCE tHE cRAZIEST aDVENTURES eVER sEEN iN mINECRAFT!

MiR10bBustersMC

breast cancer therapy, cancer metastasis, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell differentiation, gene regulation, metastasis, metastatic breast cancer, MicroRNA, miR-10b, MiR10bBustersMC, Molecular biology, oncology, RNA interference, stem cells, therapeutic targets, Tumor Cells, tumor growth, Tumor Suppression

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then look no further! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and BAM! their diamond sword turned into a real-life sword that could slice through creepers like butter. crazy, right? but that’s not all! on this server, if you find a rare flower called the miR-10b, you can cure any disease, including metastatic breast cancer. who knew Minecraft had such healing powers?

so come on down to our server, where the blocks are always boppin’ and the adventures never end. join us now and become a legend in your own mind!

DebtCraft Minecraft Server

$315 trillion, Borrowing, creditors, debt burden, debt crisis, debt holders, debt levels, DebtCraft, DEBTORS, economic stability, financial institutions, financial system, global debt, global economy, global financial market, government debt, interest rates, Lending, Minecraft, national debt, OWE, Repayment, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of being in debt in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house! With a global debt of $315 trillion, who do we owe to? Probably Herobrine, that sneaky guy always causing chaos in the economy. Join us and help pay off the debt by mining diamonds and trading with villagers. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the richest player on the server and finally pay off that pesky debt!

InternetEraMC SMP

advancement, Batman, Communication, connectivity, cyber, digital age, digital revolution, Evolution, Future, INFORMATION, innovation, internet era, InternetEraMC, modern society, never again, ONLINE, progress, smp, social media, Technology, virtual world, web

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Runes Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Buildings Constructed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Alien Abductions:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to feel like Batman! That’s right, we have secret underground bases, grappling hooks, and even a Batmobile (okay, it’s just a really fast minecart, but close enough). Join us and never live in this internet era ever again because you’ll be too busy fighting crime and building epic structures with your fellow players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner superhero!

Momzilla Minecraft Server

aita, ALS, Apology, bad mouthing, Civil, couch surfing, cut out, Divorced, Ecstatic, Father, messy divorce, Military, Minecraft, Momzilla, Mother, Proposal, Rebuild, relationship, Rocky, Server, speak at wedding, special day, Successful, Wedding, well off

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Magic Items Found:	7484	Zombie Dances:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy family dynamics in this story.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and maybe even settle some family disputes (in-game, of course).

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream wedding venue on 4/20 (yes, we planned it that way) while dealing with parents who just can’t seem to get along. Will you be able to keep the peace or will you have to kick them out of the virtual wedding ceremony? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are just as wild and unpredictable as this Reddit post. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between your mom and dad in a virtual showdown. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ExHusbandCraft: Pay4Daughter’sTests

children, co-pays, Consultation, credit card, daughter’s health, Divorce, eating habits, Endometriosis, ex husband, ExHusbandCraft, FATIGUE, financial plan, Hashimoto’s Disease, Headaches, health issues, Illness, internet fear mongering, involvement, medical expenses, Nausea, Pay4DaughtersTests, specialists, Testing

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6489
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	607
Falling into the Void:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Are you tired of dealing with ex-husbands who think they know everything about their daughter’s health? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with medical mysteries, outrageous diagnoses, and ex-husband drama that will make your head spin!

On our server, you’ll embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind your daughter’s mysterious health issues. From vague symptoms to shocking diagnoses, you’ll navigate the world of healthcare like never before. And don’t worry about those pesky medical expenses – we’ve got you covered with our 60/40 split policy (with a twist)!

But that’s not all – join now and you’ll also get to experience the thrill of standing up to your ex-husband and proving him wrong once and for all. Watch as he tries to blame your daughter’s health on her eating habits, only to be shut down by the power of modern medicine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a journey full of twists, turns, and medical miracles. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

AgeCraft SMP: Wrinkles & Wisdom

AgeCraft, aging, alcohol consumption, collagen depletion, dark circles, diet, environmental factors, Fine Lines, genetics, grey hair, hydration, lack of exercise, lifestyle choices, long-term sun exposure, sagging skin, Skincare Routine, sleep habits, smoking, smp, stress levels, sun damage, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft boomer? Join our SMP where the Fountain of Youth is real and will make you look younger with every block you mine! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon uses anti-aging cream to stay looking fresh. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn back the clock and become the hottest block in town!

OverheardCraft

BIZARRE, Conversation, Curious, eavesdropping, funny, gossip, odd, off the wall, offbeat, outlandish, Overheard, OverheardCraft, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, surreptitious, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	3827
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ores Mined:	3648
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Mines Excavated:	3243
Buildings Constructed:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Have you ever overheard a chicken plotting world domination with a group of creepers? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall out of your minecart. From building giant statues of llamas to staging epic battles between villagers and zombies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the insanity that is our Minecraft world!