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Pixel Poo Palace

Adult, Chat, Community, Discord, Edition, explicit, FANTASY, Faqqy, fetishes, jerk off, kink, Naughty, NSFW, Palace, PIXEL, Poo, post, Rio, Roleplay, taboo, tags, Taiky, Talk

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ores Mined:	5186	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Yo yo yo, welcome to /dft/ – the craziest Minecraft server in town! Join us for some epic gaming, talk about your favorite fetishes, and let loose with some wild jerking off sessions. This is the Rio edition, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Previous players are already hooked, so come on and join the madness. Let’s get this party started! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

MisunderstoodMC SMP

Assumptions, false impressions, misapprehensions, misassumptions, misattributed, misbeliefs, mischaracterized, misconceptions, misdiagnosed, misestimated, misidentified, misinformed, misinterpreted, misjudged, misjudgments, Mislabeled, misperceptions, misread, misrepresented, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMC, smp

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3778	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like for realzies! So like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was like, the craziest thing ever, bro. And then I met this talking pig who told me he was actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Like, what even is life anymore?

But seriously, this SMP is lit AF. We have weekly llama races, where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots. And our PvP battles are legendary – last week, someone defeated the Wither using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. It was like watching a potato ninja in action, I swear.

So if you wanna join a server where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another Tuesday, then come join us! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our Discord server, trolling unsuspecting players with bad dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun, fam!

HungerCraft: WeightSuppWorks

appetite suppressants, best supplements, curb hunger, diet pills, Dietary supplements, fat burners, fitness goals, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, hunger control, hungercraft, long term results, meal replacements, metabolism boosters, natural supplements, nutritional supplements, weight control, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight management, weight supplements, WeightSuppWorks

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft character constantly getting hungry and needing to stop mining to eat some virtual food? Look no further, because our server has the best weight supplements that will curb your character’s hunger for good! Our special blend of pixelated potions will keep your character full for hours, allowing you to mine, build, and battle without interruption. Join our server now and say goodbye to virtual hunger pangs forever!

Crafty Banter Buddies

banter, Bond, Buddies, camaraderie, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Crafty, deep connection, friendship, inside jokes, Laughter, loving insults, loyalty, mutual respect, PLATONIC, playful, strong relationship, Support, teasing, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we all bout dat lovingly insultin each other vibe, ya know? we got a whole town dedicated to roasting each other in the most wholesome way possible. like, u can call someone a potato head and they’ll just laugh and call u a moldy cheese block. it’s all in good fun, ya feel me? plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta find the legendary golden llama of doom, and rumor has it, whoever finds it gets a lifetime supply of cookies. but beware, the llama has a secret power that can turn u into a chicken for 24 hours. so come join us on dis wacky server and let’s insult each other with love, yo!

Pixel Science Wars

anti-science movement, attack on science, Begun, long tail tags: scientific research, PIXEL, Science, Science Communication, science denial, science education, Scientific community, Scientific evidence, scientific knowledge, Scientific method, Scientific progress, Wars

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	209	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

come join our minecraft server where the creepers wear lab coats and the zombies have PhDs. our world is filled with experiments gone wrong and potions that will turn you into a pig for a day.

we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant mobs and unleash them on unsuspecting villagers.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. but beware, it also shoots lasers out of its eyes.

join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of science.

Cyber Femme Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, admirer, attraction, attractive, celebrity crush, Crush, cyber, Descriptions, dream man, FANTASY, fembot, femme, heartthrob, ideal man, infatuation, longing, love interest, Obsession, Pictures, Realm, Simp for, Simp Thread, simping, yearning

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mines Excavated:	2927
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the ultimate simp paradise, okay? Like, forget about real men, we got pixelated studs here!

You can build a whole shrine dedicated to your Minecraft crush, like, who needs a real boyfriend when you can have a blocky babe, am I right?

Plus, we have the best pixelated parties and virtual dates, like, forget Tinder, this is where the real action is at!

So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate, because who needs real love when you can have a virtual bae? Let’s get simping, baby!

NoHugMama2021

Boundaries, campus, college, comfort, Communication, consent, depression, discomfort, emotional connection, family, Hug, mental health, Mother, NoHugMama2021, parenting, personal space, relationships, Respect, silent treatment, Therapy, therapy recommendation

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Are you tired of awkward family hugs and feeling like you’re in a therapy session every time you visit your parents? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no forced hugs from virtual parents, just fun and games all day long.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build your own virtual world without any emotional baggage. Plus, we have a strict no-slamming-car-doors policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive behavior.

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real hugs when you can have virtual high-fives all day long? Join our server now and say goodbye to awkward family interactions forever!

LifeSong SMP

10. SongwritingConnection, 11. MeaningfulMusic, 12. ReflectiveTunes, 13. PersonalAnthem, 14. HeartfeltLyrics, 15. IdentitySoundtrack, 16. MusicalJourney, 17. LifeSoundtrack, 18. SongOfMyLife, 19. MusicalReflections, 2. LifeSoundtrack, 20. EmotionalSoundtrack., 3. MusicalReflections, 4. SelfIdentity, 5. EmotionalConnection, 6. SoulfulLyrics, 7. MusicalInspiration, 8. IntrospectiveMelodies, 9. LyricsThatResonate, LifeSong, PersonalizedSongs, smp

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

OMG, so like, this Minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, you guys! Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have like, diamond armor for days and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s like a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha.

And get this, the admins are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true. Like, I heard this one time, someone asked for a pet dragon and BAM, they had a dragon breathing fire in their backyard. It’s crazy, I know, but that’s just how we roll in this server.

So, like, if you wanna be part of the most insane, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft community ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the skeletons drop sick beats. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyCraze: Where Blocks Come to Life

blocks, Brainstorming, CraftyCraze, creative solution, desire, dream, entrepreneurial opportunity., existed, FANTASY, Future, futuristic, imagination, innovation, invention, Life, market gap, Need, problem solving, product, service, Technology, untapped potential, wish

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a server where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of candy.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows. Want to tame a dragon and ride it into battle? No problem, we’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new world of Minecraft madness that you never knew existed!

Pixel Fantasy Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, 2D girls, 3DPD, Anime, attractive, cope, desire, Disgusting, FANTASY, fetish, handholding, hentai, Intimacy, Kissing, Manga, multiple sexual partners, perverted, PIXEL, real woman, Realms, relationships, sex, snuggling

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Votes:	6687
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

This server is like a 3DPD-free zone, where you can escape the horrors of real women and dive into a world of pixelated perfection. Join us for a chance to experience virtual love and affection without the risk of being rejected by a real person. Embrace the beauty of 2D girls and indulge in all the perverted activities you can imagine, no judgment here! Say goodbye to the struggles of finding a real girlfriend and hello to a world where your wildest fantasies come to life. Join now and let the pixelated love begin!