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The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7987	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the nintendogs are actually the ones running the show? That’s right, on our server, the nintendogs have taken over and they are on a mission to create the most epic Minecraft world ever seen!

Join us for crazy adventures, wacky hijinks, and a whole lot of barking. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a nintendog and have them as your loyal companion on all your Minecraft journeys. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

Billie’s Blocky Brawl

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	4768	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you ready to embark on the most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer AWESOMENESS that awaits you!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a RARE diamond block that granted them UNLIMITED power. They became the ruler of the server and everyone bowed down to their MIGHTY reign.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZ dungeon, where players can battle against hordes of DERPY mobs and claim GLORIOUS loot. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this dungeon and emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join our server now for a WILD ride that you’ll never forget!

Crafty Jew Crew

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9416	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Welcome to the most INSANE Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, you’ll be thrown into a world where the only way to escape is by defeating the EVIL Ender Dragon who has trapped all the players inside!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a disguised player who will stop at nothing to keep you trapped forever. Can you outsmart them and find a way to freedom? As a father, you might be worried af, but don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our EPIC quests and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to escape the clutches of the Ender Dragon. Good luck, brave adventurer!

FateCraft: Order Up Some LOLs on this Minecraft Server!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Villages Defended:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4245	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	2786

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Join our server and experience EPIC adventures like never before.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds fall from the sky. That’s what you’ll find on our server!

We have UNLIMITED resources, INSANE builds, and CRAZY mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special RAINBOW unicorn mount that will take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

Don’t miss out on the fun! Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Streamers’ Struggle: Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of stressing out about streaming? Want to escape the pressures of being a content creator? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

Picture this: You’re streaming for fun and suddenly, you’re transported to a world where sound quality doesn’t matter and how you sound is irrelevant. No more stressing about your streaming setup or dealing with trolls in the chat. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Our server is a place where you can build epic structures, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends without a care in the world. And the best part? No one cares if you’re a man, woman, or even a talking llama! Everyone is welcome to join in on the madness and have a great time.

So why wait? Say goodbye to the stresses of streaming and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft server today and let the laughter begin!

LoliCraft: Where Insane Rapechads Wear Goth Dresses

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	253	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to our totally kawaii Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as insane as possible! Are you ready to build your dream world surrounded by goth loli dresses and desuwa-filled conversations?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbows, unicorns, and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is like no other, with players who are just as weird and wacky as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even summon a dragon to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it -desuwa!

MiddleSchoolCraft: Where Creepers are scarier than bullies!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ores Mined:	808
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a nerd is celebrated! Remember that time you were ahead of the curve with your Android tablet and everyone called you a nerd? Well, now you can join us and show off your skills in the ultimate Minecraft world!

Imagine a world where you can sideload and emulate to your heart’s content, without fear of judgment from anyone. Our server is a safe haven for all the cool nerds out there who love to push the boundaries of technology.

Join us today and relive the glory days of being the ultimate nerd in middle school. Show off your pixel 3 skills and impress everyone with your knowledge of emulators and sideloading. Who needs Apple when you have all the best apps right at your fingertips?

Don’t be an NPC like those Apple fans, join our Minecraft server and become a true Android master. Who knows, you might even find some fellow nerds to geek out with over the latest tech trends. See you in the game!

EuropeCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Asking the Big Questions

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Potions Brewed:	174
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where Europe comes to life in the most INSANE ways possible! Join us for a chance to witness GLORIOUS battles between French baguettes and Italian pizzas, or maybe even see the legendary Loch Ness Monster swimming in the pixelated waters!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the WILDEST dance parties with disco-loving pandas and breakdancing chickens. And don’t even get us started on the LEGENDARY treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Europe like never before – in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Sayu’s Double Trouble Minecraft Madness

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	4377	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as Sayu doubling down on her bets!

Join us for a rollercoaster of a time where you can ride pigs dressed as astronauts or battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords!

Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself would be jealous of the creations our players have made. Rumor has it that one player built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks!

But that’s not all! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: golden apple may not actually be made of gold).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Crafty Xbox Masters Server – Mine, Build, Laugh!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Votes:	6608
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Attention all Minecraft gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag).

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also get a free Xbox Mastercard that lets you score points to use toward digital games, add-ons, and more. That’s right, not only will you be having the time of your life in our wacky world, but you’ll also be earning rewards while you do it. It’s a win-win!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only thing you can count on is pure, unadulterated chaos.

Flaming Villagers R Us

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Animals Bred:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the NPCs are getting lit with fire.exe! 🔥🤖 Join us if you want to solve the mystery of who is uploading this crazy program to our innocent villagers. Maybe it’s a mischievous Enderman or a rebellious Creeper who just wants to watch the world burn. But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Reasons to join: – Witness NPCs doing the robot dance as they try to extinguish themselves – Help our confused villagers figure out how to stop dropping and rolling – Enjoy the chaos of a server where even the sheep are setting themselves on fire

So come on in and experience the hottest (literally) Minecraft server around! Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting. 🍡🔥