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SaddestCraft – WorstEndings

bittersweet, Climax, DISAPPOINTING, emotional, ending, film, Finale, Heartbreaking, letdown, Movie, plot twist, resolution, saddest, SaddestCraft, series, tearjerker, tragic, tv show, Unsatisfying, unsolved, WORST, WorstEndings

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of sad movie endings leaving you in tears? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter! Our server is so epic, even Hollywood couldn’t come up with a better ending than the adventures you’ll have here.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers show up and challenge you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why waste your time watching sad movie endings when you could be creating your own hilarious stories on our server? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

CraftyCamouflageMC

#intelligence gathering, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCamouflageMC, crisis response, hostage rescue, hostage situation, Israeli military, Israeli special forces, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, military tactics, palestinian refugees, rescue mission, security forces, sources, Special Operations, special ops, tactical disguise, undercover operation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Items Found:	3506
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, Israeli special forces come in, but get this – they’re dressed as Palestinian refugees! They’re like, “We’re here to rescue the hostages!” And you’re just like, “What the actual heck is happening?!” But it’s all good, ’cause they’re actually super skilled at PvP and they’re gonna help you take down all the griefers and trolls on the server. It’s like a crazy action movie, but in Minecraft! Join now for the most epic and insane adventures ever!

SugarCraftMania

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	100
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1

join dis server if u wanna be on a sugar high 24/7!!! we eat so much sugar, we practically poop candy!! u can build ur own candy castle and ride on a rollercoaster made of gummy bears!! we have a secret underground cave filled with chocolate fountains and marshmallow hot tubs!! come join us and let’s get diabeetus together!!! 🍭🍬🍫🍩

PupilShrinkCraft

attention span, brain fatigue, cognitive assessment, cognitive decline, cognitive fatigue, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive load, cognitive performance, cognitive psychology, eye tracking, fatigue indicator, fatigue measurement, mental exhaustion, mental health, mental strain, novel detection method, pupil contraction, pupil diameter, PupilShrinkCraft, research study

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3291
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Enchantments Applied:	89	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

join our epic minecraft server and you will never experience cognitive fatigue again! our pixelated world is so lit that your pupils will be dilated 24/7, making you the smartest player in the game! forget about boring old studies, come play with us and expand your brain power to the max! who needs sleep when you can be a minecraft master?! join now and become a pupil-dilating legend!

Fractus Politica SMP: Where voting for mayor is just as intense as mining for diamonds!

Architecture, colonies, Conquest, developers, diamonds, Diplomacy, Discord, Earth Map, Fractus, GEOPOLITICA, Geopolitics, Government, History, INTENSE, international relations, Mayor, Minecraft, Mining, Nations, Other, Política, Realism, Server, smp, Staff, Trade, Voting, War

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Votes:	3956	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Fractus Politica SMP Overview

Description
The Fractus Politica SMP is a geopolitical Minecraft server on an earth map. Players can create realistic nations with complex governments, conduct diplomacy and trade, and even go to war. The server is oriented around realism and international relations.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What can players do on the server?	Players can create nations, build architecture, conduct diplomacy, trade, and engage in warfare.
Is historical accuracy important on the server?	Players can create nations and buildings from any time period in history.
Are there opportunities to join the server staff?	We are looking for developers to help with server maintenance and mods. Interested individuals can apply for staff positions.
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/93v5dwFTcw

ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

Confidence, Gender norms, Identity, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, Minecraft, personal growth, real man, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-identity, self-validation, Server, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4586	Void Armor Forged:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1584
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Emeralds Found:	389	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you sick of being called a noob by all the cool kids on the block? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn you into a real man! Join us and embark on epic quests to prove your manliness. Fight off hordes of creepers with your bare hands, tame wild wolves with a single glare, and build the most epic castle that will make all the other players bow down to your manly greatness. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you are a real man, not just a noob!

DanganCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, articles, artists, Birthday edition, charts, DanganCraft, Danganronpa General, Danganronpa News, Download pastebin, DRG, DRS, FANART, FICS, Game links, Icons, interviews, Manga, Media, Minecraft, modding tools, Music, new, Novels, old news, pastebin nuked, Resources, series, Server, ship tags, shitposters, spoiler-free guide, Steam, Ultimate Summer Camp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Monokuma trial? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Class Trial.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so lit that even the Ultimate Supreme Leader would be jealous. We’ve got more hidden secrets than Hope’s Peak Academy, and more drama than a Kokichi prank gone wrong.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Junko Enoshima herself would be begging for an invite. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, every day is a Despair-inducing adventure.

SisterSassMCServer

aita, Babysitting, Communication Issues, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family pressure, family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, nephew, parenting challenges, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisterSassMCServer, uncle duties

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1690
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of babysitting adventures and sibling rivalry.

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into watching your nephew for hours on end? Well, on our server, you can escape the drama and build your own virtual family without the hassle of real-life responsibilities.

Join now and experience the thrill of ignoring phone calls from angry siblings, standing up for yourself, and maybe even finding a new favorite uncle in the process. Who needs real family drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join today and say goodbye to babysitting woes!

CraftyHouseNoParentPay

Approval, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyHouseNoParentPay, Divorce, family, Financial, gold digger, Harassment, house purchase, investing, lying.., MONEY, nvidia, parents, relationship, SAVING, Support, tech stocks, Vehicle, wedding expenses

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	136
Players Killed by Monsters:	5071	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from family members who think you owe them your entire bank account? Join us and build your dream house without any guilt trips!

On our server, you can team up with your gf and conquer the virtual world together. No need to worry about gold digger accusations here – everyone is too busy mining for diamonds to care about your relationship status!

Forget about real-life financial stress and focus on amassing virtual wealth in the form of pixelated blocks. Who needs to save for a wedding when you can throw a lavish in-game ceremony with all your Minecraft friends?

Join us now and leave the real world drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking to build, explore, and have a laugh with fellow gamers. Plus, we promise no one will cry to you about their housing situation – unless it’s in a hilarious role-playing scenario!

BrokeBlockMaster

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

If they’re not playing on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is so luxurious, even the diamonds are wearing top hats and monocles. Join us and you’ll be rolling in virtual riches faster than you can say “I’m actually a Nigerian prince.” Plus, rumor has it that Bill Gates himself logs on to play hide and seek with players, and Jeff Bezos once built a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. Don’t be caught out as a Minecraft peasant – join our server and live like the virtual royalty you truly are!