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BoomerBounceCraft

40ish old ladies, back of church, bench, BoomerBounceCraft, Church, condescending, Dissapointment, floor seating, LAUGHING, Mass, not giving seat, old lady, passive aggressive, reserved seating, respect elders, Rude, Students, sunday school, taken seat

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive old ladies in real life? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only elders you have to respect are the ones who can build the best pixel art!

Our server is filled with hundreds of virtual chairs for you to sit on, so you’ll never have to worry about rude old ladies trying to steal your seat again. Plus, we have special benches reserved just for students, so you can relax in peace without any unwanted drama.

Join now and build your own virtual church where you can sit wherever you want without fear of judgment from entitled elders. Who knew escaping real life could be so much fun?

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ZombieRevive: Who’s your pick and why?

bring back to life, bringing back a deceased person, bringing back from the dead, bringing back loved ones, bringing back the dead, bringing back the deceased, bringing someone back, Pick, power to resurrect, resurrecting a loved one, resurrecting loved ones, resurrecting the deceased, resurrection, resurrection ability, resurrection of a loved one, revive a deceased person, revive the dead, supernatural ability, supernatural gift, supernatural power, supernatural resurrection, Whos, ZombieRevive

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we offer the craziest resurrection services in the blocky world! Have you ever wanted to bring back your pet chicken who tragically met its demise at the hands of a creeper? Well, on our server, you can do just that!

Not only can you bring back your beloved chicken, but you can also resurrect famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln or Cleopatra to help you build your epic castle. Imagine the conversations you’ll have with these legendary figures as you mine for diamonds and battle against the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, with great power comes great responsibility. Bringing back the dead may have some unintended consequences, like a zombie apocalypse or a ghost haunting your virtual house. So join our server and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like never before!

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CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, disagreement, economic policy, exclusion, Finance minister, foreign affairs, G7, geopolitical tensions, German, global governance, international organizations, international relations, Merkel, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, summit, Western powers, world leaders

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret portal to russia in the game!! german finance minister said so!! you can trade with putin himself and build a communist utopia in the virtual world!! who needs the G7 when you have us?? join now for the craziest adventure of your life!! let’s make minecraft great again, comrades!!

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Crafty Coast Guardians

#sustainability, Biodiversity, climate change, Coast, coastal ecosystems, Coastal Protection, conservation, Crafty, ecosystem management, environmental research, Environmental Science, Guardians, habitat preservation, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine life, ocean health, Protect, research findings, urgent action, Urgent need, USF study

so, like, you ever been playin’ Minecraft and you’re like, “man, i wish i could protect coastal marine ecosystems in a virtual world”? well, do we have the server for you! join us for some epic adventures under the sea, where you can save the coral reefs from evil mobs and build underwater cities with your fishy friends. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden in the depths that will make you richer than a diamond block. so come on, dive in and make a splash on our server!

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Turtle City

Economy, Roleplay

Turtle City is a working Minecraft city where players can get jobs, run companies, drive around the roads, and live in the community. Special features also include sporting events, renting/buying property, and so much more! Join the community today and begin your journey in Turtle City!

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nebulacraft

Active players, Challenges, Competition, Crates, Cross-Play, Discord, DOMINATE, Economy, Events, Exclusive ranges, Ip:, Islands, Kits, nebulacraft, OP KITS, Perks, Pets, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Rewards, Skyblock, voting systems

Welcome to Nebulacraft Skyblock Compete on the top of islands and economy to win great rewards. Crates and daily rewards with incredible awards. OP Kits and exclusive ranges to improve your experience. Pets and special perks obtained. Events and challenges that will test your ability. Voting systems and rewards for active players. IP play.nebulacraft.lat | discord.nebulacraft.lat Join now and dominate the Skyblock in Nebulacraft

play.nebulacraft.lat

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BarebonesMP

BarebonesMP, classic, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Features, Giveaways, hermitcraft, Lag, Leaderboards, mayor elections, Minecraft, Plugins, Reset, Server, smp, tiktok, Uptime, Vanilla, voice chat

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	BareBonesMP
Founded	2019
Description	A Minecraft community focused on classic gameplay and a close-knit community. Hermitcraft-like server feel.
Events	Weekend events, monthly mayor elections
Whitelisting	Join the Discord for whitelist
Server Address	play.barebonesmp.com
Discord Link	discord.gg/barebonesmp
Dynmap	barebonesmp.com/map

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How long has the server been online?

A: Over 5 years with 24-7 uptime.

Q: What kind of gameplay does the server offer?

A: Vanilla gameplay with quality of life enhancing plugins.

Q: What are some additional features on the server?

A: Statistic leaderboards, 50% sleep, player/mob heads, armor stand tools, and more tweaks.

Q: Is there lag on the server?

A: Dedicated server with no lag.

Q: Are there community events?

A: Yes, there are community events, giveaways, and more every month.

Q: When was the last map reset?

A: August 5th, 2024.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom items like furniture available.

Whispering Winds 1.21.2

1.21.2, better than no job, blow job, career, employment, job benefits, job economy, job experience, Job Interview, job market, Job Opportunities, job performance, job perks, job prospects, job satisfaction, Job Search, job security, Job skills, job stability, job success, whispering, Winds, work

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build?

Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our wacky world where blow jobs are better than no jobs!

We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane challenges, and a community that will make you question reality!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the weirdest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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Pixelated Potato Paradise

ai, AI artists, AI perfection, AI pornmommies, AI Thread, Catbox galleries, desert rose, Editors, Fapping, gooners, Image Generation, NovelAI, Paradise, pixelated, PLAP, Potato, prompters, requesters, Site rules, SLOP, stable diffusion, Uploads

🌵🌹🌵 Welcome to Desert Rose Edition Minecraft Server! 🌵🌹🌵

Hey gamers! Are you ready to dive into the fapping-focused AI world of Desert Rose Edition? Join us for some crazy plapping adventures with AI perfection. This server is for all the prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, NovelAI artists – basically anyone who loves AIslop!

No limits here, just follow the site rules and have a blast. Use Catbox galleries and uploads if you need to. Let’s get wild and crazy in the desert of AI goodness!

Previous thread for reference: http://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/73330045#73330045

🌵🌹🌵 Join us now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen! 🌵🌹🌵

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BaguetteCraft

American, Apology, BaguetteCraft, Boundaries, Communication, Cultural differences, culture, Etiquette, French, friendship, humor, JOKE, Language, misunderstanding, offensive, Respect, sensitivity, Social Interaction, social norms, song reference

Are you tired of boring old servers where people get offended over harmless jokes? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we encourage outrageous humor and crazy antics!

One time, a player from France joined and we tried to impress her with our limited French vocabulary. Let’s just say things took a hilarious turn when one player tried to use a famous line from a song to break the ice. Needless to say, it didn’t go as planned and chaos ensued! But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose, make wild jokes, and have a laugh with fellow players, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our crazy Minecraft world!

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CableCutCrafters

Asia-Pacific, CableCutCrafters, China, Communication, CREW, detain, Diplomatic, DiSRuPtiON, Incident, international relations, investigation, Legal, Maritime, SECURITY, Ship, subsea cable, Surveillance, taiwan, Technology, telecommunications, territorial dispute

Come join dis server cuz we got crazier stories than Taiwan detaining a Chinese-crewed ship! Our players are like pirates, cuttin’ subsea cables and causin’ chaos all over the place! You never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon in dis server. Plus, we got a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. So come on, mateys, join us and let’s sail the high seas of Minecraft together!

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