RustyNailCraft Minecraft Server

2×4, accident, Bed.., carelessness, Caution, danger, Floor, forgetful, Forgot, hazard, injury, Minecraft, morning, negligence, Precaution, reminder, rusty nail, RustyNailCraft, Safety, Server, sharp object, Sleep, Wake Up

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of forgetting about dangerous objects in your room because you’re too busy playing on a boring Minecraft server? Well, fear no more! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll be so entertained that you won’t even notice the rusty nails lying around! Plus, our server is so exciting that you’ll never want to leave, even if it means risking stepping on that nail again. So come join us and leave your worries behind (except for the nail, maybe watch out for that).

GoatShitCraft Minecraft Server

baby, BIZARRE, diaper, Disgusting, Disturbing, Floor, Goat, GoatShitCraft, gross, leaking, Minecraft, MONEY, odd, pisses, Screen, Server, shits, Shocking.., strange, UNUSUAL, watch, weird, Yellow

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Magic Items Found:	8294	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos never stops! Within the first 10 minutes of joining, you might just witness a goat taking a massive dump right on the floor. But wait, there’s more! We have babies who have a knack for peeing themselves on screen, with their yellow pee leaking out of their diapers for all to see. And believe it or not, people actually pay money to watch this madness unfold. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and downright ridiculous moments, then this is the place for you! Join us now and prepare to be entertained in the most bizarre ways possible.

PennyPincherCraft

budgeting, consumer behavior, cost efficiency, economic choices, financial habits, financial priorities, Floor, frugality, gasoline, money management, overlooked opportunities, pennies, PennyPincherCraft, Priorities, Resourcefulness, saving money, small savings, spending habits, thriftiness, Value, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	177	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE TREASURE THAN A PIRATE’S BOOTY! U CAN FIND DIAMONDS JUST LYIN’ AROUND LIKE ABANDONED PENNIES! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF GOLD AND RULE OVER UR PEASANT FRIENDS! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND DOLPHINS WHO WILL TEACH U HOW TO FLY! SO WHY WASTE UR TIME SAVIN’ PENNIES ON GASOLINE WHEN U COULD BE RULIN’ THE MINECRAFT WORLD WITH US?! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!

PoopCraft: Where accidents happen on the floor and creativity flows!

Accidental, Accidents, awkward, bathroom, cleaning, creativity, disgust, drying, EMBARRASSING, family, Father, Floor, flows, happen, Homosexuality, hygiene, hypothetical, mistake, odor, PoopCraft, question.., shame, smell, taboo, Unpleasant

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Emeralds Found:	2624	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Farms Harvested:	698

Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even hypothetical questions about poop on the floor are welcome. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’ve accidentally dropped a deuce while playing.

But that’s not all! Join our server and discover the magical drying powers of Minecraft poop. Watch in awe as it dries out and stops smelling in record time. It’s a truly life-changing experience.

And hey, if you’re feeling a bit frisky, we won’t judge if you’ve had some questionable relations with your dad. In fact, we encourage it! Our server is a safe space for all kinds of shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, you’re gay and that’s totally cool with us!

FumebeledCraft: Where rare bags are effing awesome! #GameOn

Anon, Awesome, bags, Be me, cute, dorm elevator, Drinking, effing, Floor, fumebeled, FumebeledCraft, GameOn, girl, going home, gone, Goodbye, hair, I, IMMEDIATELY, mid 20s, night out, Over.., rare, rare bag, realize, smiling, software engineering, STUDENT, Talking

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

> Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unexpected encounters just like this one! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while building epic structures and mining for diamonds.

> Picture this: you’re mining for resources deep underground when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden cavern filled with mysterious creatures. Only on our server will you encounter such thrilling adventures!

> And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the vast world of our server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in the game?

> So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to create unforgettable memories and maybe even find true love in the most unexpected of places!

HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, blasphemy, Christ, Christianity, controversial, deity, FAITH, fictional, funny, h.., HolyBlockJesus, humor, hypothetical, Jesus, JOKE, middle name, Minecraft, Parody, Profanity, Religion, Sacred, satire, smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4086
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ponder life’s deepest questions like, “What would Jesus’ middle name be?” Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. Rumor has it that Jesus’ middle name is actually Herbert, and he’s been hiding diamonds in the desert biome all this time. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few miracles. Who knows, you might just walk on water or turn water into wine while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together!

FriendshipFailCraft

10. friendship dynamics, 11. friendship evaluation, 12. friendship issues, 13. friendship conflicts, 14. friendship breakups, 15. friendship communication, 16. friendship support, 17. friendship trust, 18. friendship loyalty, 19. friendship honesty, 2. warning signs, 20. friendship respect., 3. unhealthy relationship, 4. friendship red flags, 5. friendship advice, 6. ending friendships, 7. toxic friends, 8. friendship boundaries, 9. letting go of friends, FriendshipFailCraft, toxic friendship

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	112	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are your friends constantly stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Do they keep accidentally setting your house on fire with their misplaced lava buckets? If so, it’s time to say goodbye to those toxic friendships and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your sense of time and reality!

Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy quests, and more mobs than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay double the eggs and explode on impact – talk about a blast!

So ditch those backstabbing buddies and join us for some blocky fun that will have you laughing until you cry (or until a creeper blows up your house, whichever comes first). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours of your life you’ll never get back. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds, am I right?

KurskCraft: Russian Mercs & Burkina Faso

Africa, Burkina, Burkina Faso, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Defense, evacuation, Faso, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, international relations, intervention, Kursk, KurskCraft, Mercenaries, Mercs, Military, News, russia, Russian, SECURITY, soldiers, War

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dimension Hops:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Russian mercenaries are like, “Peace out Burkina Faso, we gotta defend Kursk in Minecraft!” Like, they’re leaving real-life drama to come save a virtual city. How epic is that? Join this server and be part of the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll get to fight alongside these hardcore Russian soldiers while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s defend Kursk together!

CoastCrumbleCraft

#sustainability, affordable solution, climate change, coast crumble, coastal engineering, coastal erosion control, coastal management, coastal preservation, Coastal Protection, CoastCrumbleCraft, cost-effective solutions, environmental conservation, Erosion, erosion prevention, halt, infrastructure protection, innovative technology, marine ecosystems, Natural resources, researchers, shoreline management

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	3950
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mines Excavated:	3630
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Farms Harvested:	619
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

ya know how when you build a sick castle on the beach in minecraft and then the stupid ocean comes and destroys it all? well, not anymore on this server! we have found a way to stop the coast from crumbling and ruining all your hard work. join us and never worry about your sandcastle getting washed away again! plus, rumor has it that there are secret underwater caves filled with treasure waiting to be discovered. come join us and become the ultimate beachcomber!

What is the IP for Bordeaux Minecraft Server?

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Bordeaux is a city in southwestern France known for its wine production and stunning architecture. Situated along the Garonne River, Bordeaux is home to numerous vineyards and is considered the capital of wine in the country. The city also boasts beautiful 18th-century buildings, historic landmarks like the Place de la Bourse and a vibrant cultural scene. Bordeaux is a popular tourist destination and a UNESCO World Heritage site, attracting visitors from around the world to experience its unique blend of history, culture, and gastronomy.

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the squids are better at PvP than you!

Abilities, Adventures, Auctionhouse, Community, competitive, creativity, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, Features, Journey, lagoon, Land claiming, Leveling, market, PvP, Qol, Skills, smp, Squids, Stormy, Support, Survival, Voting

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft version 1.21.1 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters. With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

FAQ

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, Swipecraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unattractive as you are? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace our inner KV status and give everyone a chance, even if we don’t find them attractive.

Just like how you’re considering going on a date with someone you don’t find attractive, we believe in leading by example and giving everyone a shot at friendship and fun on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond in the rough (literally, in Minecraft terms).

So come on in and join us on our server where cringing at good morning messages is totally normal and where you can unleash your inner hypocritical self in the best way possible. Who needs looks when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Join us now and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

WhySoSMP

cryptocurrency, dump, LTC, market analysis, market anomalies, market behavior, market down, market dynamics, market fluctuations, MARKET MOVEMENTS, market psychology, market reactions, market speculation, market stability, market trends, Trading, unaffected, volatility, WhySoSMP, xmr

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the market is always down 10% on the 7d, but don’t worry, XMR and LTC are totally unaffected because they’re living their best lives in our virtual world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our server that defies all logic and reasoning.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a place where the market is constantly crashing but two random cryptocurrencies are thriving? It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and financial confusion, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our Minecraft world.

So come on in and see for yourself why our SMP is the most absurd and entertaining server out there. Who knows, you might just become the next XMR or LTC of our virtual universe!

CakeFaceCraft Minecraft Server

a hole, acceptance, body image, bullying, Cake, CakeFaceCraft, crying, dress, emotional, family, Friends, husband, LGBTQ, love, makeup, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacted, sensitivity, Server, smeared, Support, Wedding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	289
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all emotions, even if it means crying over cake! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (of joy, of course).

Our community is full of interesting characters with unique senses of humor, just like the husband who thought smearing cake on his partner’s face was a good idea at their wedding. But hey, who doesn’t love a good cake facial, am I right?

Don’t worry about being judged for your emotions here – we support you, whether you’re crying over cake or laughing until you snort. And if anyone calls you an a-hole for expressing your feelings, we’ll just send them on a quest to find the elusive diamond cake in our virtual world.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and let your emotions run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you cry (or crying so hard you laugh)!

NoKidsAllowedMC

Boundaries, brother’s kids, damaged belongings, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family respect, family responsibilities, Family Support, Family Values, house maintenance, house rules, NoKidsAllowedMC, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, trashed house

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids wreaking havoc in your peaceful abode? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your own virtual paradise where no mischievous nieces or nephews can ever ruin your day.

On our server, you can create a world where markers are used for art, not wall scribbles, and where juice spills are a thing of the past. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience where you are in control.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your sanity for the sake of family obligations. Join our server and build your own happy place where boundaries are respected and your virtual home remains intact. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled siblings and their wild offspring.

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