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Blocky Flood Control Inc.
join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane stormwater infrastructure you have ever seen! our floods are so intense, they will make your head spin like a tornado! forget about regular floods, we take it to the next level with our cutting-edge technology that will have you swimming for your life in no time! come experience the thrill of drowning in style on our server! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so join now and get ready to be swept away by the fun! -
CraftyCubers Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.
So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!
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SadSMPTravelz
Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin! -
InsecuritiesCraft
Are you tired of being judged by your blocky appearance in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! No more worrying about your square head or stubby arms, embrace your inner Minecraft model on our server!Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual plastic surgeons ready to give you a pixel-perfect makeover. Say goodbye to those unsightly pixels and hello to a brand new you!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days!
So come on down to our server and let your blocky beauty shine! Who needs real-world insecurities when you can be a pixelated powerhouse in Minecraft?
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KiwiCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, imagine this, fam. This server is so lit, even New Zealand’s naval ships wanna join in on the fun! They heard about all the epic battles and crazy adventures happening on this server and they just couldn’t resist. But oops, looks like they got a little too caught up in the action and lost their first ship to the sea since WW2. RIP to that ship, but hey, at least they went out in style, right? So if you wanna be part of a server so wild that even naval ships can’t stay away, come join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to go down in Minecraft history. Let’s get this party started, yo! 🚢🌊🔥 #RIPnavalship #crazyadventures #Minecraftmadness -
QudsCraft: Missing in Action
So, like, this server is so lit that even the Iran Quds Force chief can’t handle it! Like, he’s been MIA since the Beirut strikes because he’s been too busy trying to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. We’ve got mobs that will make even the toughest warriors pee their pants, and our PvP battles are so intense that even the bravest players have been known to cry for their mommies. But don’t worry, we’ve also got epic builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, join us now! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get wild! -
Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once
time awareness, malfunctioning clock, stopped from 2:00 to 2:59, time measurement, time awareness during daylight savingsjoin our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.
if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.
come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!
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Royal Christ Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss scripture, theology, and all things Christian? Look no further! Join our server where we share our wisdom and understanding to avoid falling for spam and meaningless discussions.We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).
So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles