come join our epic minecraft server where the only floods you’ll see are the tears of our enemies when we wreck them in pvp! we’ve got more action than a kung fu movie marathon and more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than a diamond pickaxe!
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FloodCraft Minecraft Server
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FortifyCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build towns so strong even floods can’t break them! we got walls taller than a giraffe on stilts and defenses so crazy even the water is scared to mess with us. come be part of the action as we battle against the elements and show those floods who’s boss. plus, we have the best virtual pierogi in all of minecraft, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. join now and help us defend our towns from the deadly floods of central europe!
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KimJongCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we reject international aid just like the north korean leader! we don’t need no help from nobody, we got this on our own! build your own empire and show the world you don’t need handouts! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like a flood of fun that you won’t want to recover from! join now and be a part of the resistance against help!
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FloodCraft: S.Korea Aid to N.Korea
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join because, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game.plus, we have this crazy story where the players have to team up to defeat a giant zombie chicken that’s terrorizing the land. and, like, whoever kills it gets a million diamonds or something.
also, we have this epic parkour course that’s so hard, only the most skilled players can complete it. but if you do, you get a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for a day.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night where everyone dresses up as their favorite mob? it’s lit, bro.
so, like, join our server now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.