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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 1676 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
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Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and even befriending a talking cow named Moo-lan! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust out their best dance moves, and our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant your wildest wishes (as long as they involve Minecraft, of course).
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