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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9875 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 127 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.
Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).