BlockyBlunders Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Have you ever heard of someone accidentally punching a creeper thinking it was their pet pig? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous deaths and respawn with a laugh. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast (literally) on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a roller coaster that launches you into a pit of lava if you don’t scream “I love creepers” the whole way through. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

PixelFlirtz

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Mines Excavated:	1914
Star Shards Collected:	77	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Crops Grown:	8416

Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re lighting up my world and making my pistons extend! Join our Minecraft server and see if you can handle the heat of our spicy pick up lines. We guarantee you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on our server. So come on, don’t be a creeper, join us and let’s craft some unforgettable memories together!

AussieSpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where australian soldiers and their husbands are accused of spying for russia! we have secret missions and undercover ops that will blow your mind! build your own spy base and gather intel on your enemies while dodging accusations of treason! join now for a wild ride full of espionage and betrayal!

HamasCraft: Tomorrow’s Revenge

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got players threatening to kill each other, just like in this crazy headline! but don’t worry, we don’t actually condone violence, it’s all in good fun. you never know what kind of wild adventures you’ll encounter on our server. come join us and see for yourself!

CraftyIQs – Hot Server Insults

America, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, CraftyIQs, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, derogatory terms, global perceptions, global perspectives, hot, insult, insults, INTELLECT, intelligence, intelligence insults, intelligence levels, intelligence measurements, intelligence shaming, international insults, IQ comparisons, Room temperature IQ, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

are you tired of being called “room temperature iq” outside of america? well, come join our minecraft server and show them all how smart you really are! we have brain-boosting potions that will make you the einstein of the block world.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from those pesky griefers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any mobs that try to mess with you. plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, so you can ride in style while avoiding those pesky pigmen.

so come on down to our server and show the world that you are the ultimate minecraft mastermind. join now before the ender dragon steals all the glory for himself!

Pee2PurifyCraft

#sustainability, astronaut gear, drinking water, Dune stillsuits, environmental impact, future technology, futuristic design, innovation, Nasa Artemis program, Pee2PurifyCraft, prototype design, renewable resources, science advancements, space exploration, Space missions, space technology, Space Travel, spacesuit, urine recycling, water conservation, water purification

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have spacesuits that turn pee into water like in the movie dune. imagine surviving in the desert and peeing in your suit only to drink it later. it’s like magic but with science. come play with us and experience the future of hydration. NASA is shook at our innovation. pee-pee water for the win!

Join Server26 – Where the only thing being reset is our players’ sleep schedules! No Teleporting, just friendly chaos since 2015!

Armorstands, bone blocks, Chaos, ELYTRA, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enderdragon, Friendly, germany, Ghasts, harbor, intel, Join, NVMe SSD, Paper, Players, RAM, recolor glass, Reset, schedules, Server26, Sleep, smp, Teleporting, villager

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6415	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Main Guideline	Leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
Server Address	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Community

Laid back rules, close knit community, events, and help available from staff and players.

Gameplay

Vanilla server experience, no warps, long term projects, no map resets.

Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany with Intel i9-9900k, 128GB RAM, 1TB NVMe SSD, uses Paper for server, GriefPrevention for land claiming, chest shop plugin, and various datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server for players 18+ only?	Yes, please be 18 or older to join.
Do you offer any donation perks?	No, there are no donation perks or admin shops on the server.
Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?	No, those features are not available on this server.
Is the world ever reset?	No, the world will never reset.
Are there public farms available?	Yes, there are lots of public farms on the server.

TearsCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

We have 60fps mods that will make your game look so smooth, you’ll think you’re actually living in the blocky world of Minecraft. And don’t worry about getting sued for pirating, because on our server, anything goes!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for anything, because you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next!

GovtSecrets Minecraft Server

#announcement, ALERT, Banking, Currency, Document, economic reset, Economy, finance, Financial Stability, financial system, global currency reset, global economy, government agency, GovtSecrets, Minecraft, Monetary system, OCC, official document, policy, Preparation, Quantum Financial System, regulations, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and secret government documents!

Ever wanted to be part of a global currency reset? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is preparing for the arrival of the Quantum Financial System, and you can be right in the middle of all the action. Trade diamonds for bitcoin, build your own secret underground bunker, and uncover the truth behind the mysterious government agency documents that have been circulating.

Join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride!

DressDebt Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Potions Brewed:	192	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchantments Applied:	55	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy stories like the tale of the Silk Mini Dress Debacle!

Imagine a world where a daughter borrows a dress from her stepmom, alters it without permission, and causes a fashion frenzy! Will the dress ever be the same again? Will the stitches be removed without leaving holes? Find out on our server, where even the smallest mishaps lead to big drama!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of the next great Minecraft saga!

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