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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

    Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

    Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

    But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

    Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

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  • HungaryCraft: PropagandaMinerBan

    HungaryCraft: PropagandaMinerBan

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    so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a party that’s off the charts!

    imagine this, right? you spawn in and BAM, you’re in the middle of a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats.

    oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies.

    plus, the admin is like a wizard who can turn your dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing.

    and if you don’t join, the US will impose Magnitsky sanctions on Hungary’s ‘propaganda minister’ and no one wants that, right? so come join the fun and let’s get this party started, yo!

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  • Squat-Powered Bike Adventures

    Squat-Powered Bike Adventures

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    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT BICYCLES POWERED BY ONE LEGGED SQUATS. IMAGINE RIDING AROUND ON A BIKE WHILE DOING SQUATS, YOU’LL HAVE LEGS OF STEEL IN NO TIME. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNEL FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE PIGMEN GUARDING IT. ALSO, OUR RESIDENT CREEPER, BOB, LOVES TO GIVE HUGS. SO COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE AND LOTS OF FUNNY MOMENTS.

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  • Celtic Sisterhood Server

    Celtic Sisterhood Server

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    So, like, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we celebrate the power of women just like in Iron Age Britain! Our DNA tests show that our female players are super loyal and will never leave their in-game communities, just like those Celtic babes back in the day. Plus, our male players are always on the move, exploring new lands and conquering new territories. It’s a wild ride, dude! So if you want to be part of a server where the women rule and the men drool, then join us now and let’s make history together!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GRCrazyCraft

    GRCrazyCraft

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