floating around Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BoomerCraft: Where Old Players Resurface and Rediscover the Blocky Fun!

anna, better not, blocky, Board, BoomerCraft, couple of years, Die, Fags, Floating, floating around, Fun, haven’t been, hello, holding up, Instantly, make one, Players, Pukekohe, REDISCOVER, resurface, Shit, Stuck, SUCKS, Sunday night, Thread

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/200	Votes:	580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	175	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Emeralds Found:	7416	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	30399
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about Pukekohe, come join us for some virtual fun that will blow your mind!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with rare loot and treasures. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the loot for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with mysterious NPCs for powerful weapons and armor. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun, because who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next on our server!

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

$965 million, arms sales, CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom965M, defense budget, Defense Contracts, defense deals, defense exports, defense industry, defense partnership, defense procurement, defense sales, defense spending, defense trade, foreign policy, India, international relations, italy, military equipment, Romania, security cooperation, US State Dept, weapons procurement

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/900	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Farms Harvested:	533
Alien Abductions:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	7751	Dragons Tamed:	6

join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

Fun, HANDCRAFTED, japanese art, Japanese culture, Japanese woodworking, Kumiko art, Kumiko board, Kumiko craftsmanship, Kumiko design, Kumiko patterns, Kumiko technique, Kumiko woodworking, Kumikos, Minecraft, Server, traditional woodworking, woodworking, woodworking art, woodworking community, woodworking craftsmanship, woodworking hobby, woodworking inspiration, woodworking projects, woodworking tools

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/100	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/300	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	159	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

#earworm, brain on loop, brainworm, can’t get out, can’t shake it, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, current song, ear candy, Melody, mental playlist, Minecraft, Music, music stuck, musical obsession., repeat, smp, song stuck, SongStuckInMyHead, stuck in brain, stuck in head, stuck on repeat, tune

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/900	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magic Items Found:	6039	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

BadGuyVictim27

#revelation, bad guy, BadGuyVictim27, BETRAYAL, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, false pretenses, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, Manipulation, Shocking revelation, surprising discovery, surprising turn of events, Uncovering, uncovering the truth, unexpected betrayal, unexpected twist, unexpected villain, Unmasking, Victim

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/700	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

Assassination, Commander, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organization, headquarters, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, regional tensions, security threat, Suhail Hussein Husseini, SuhailCraft, takedown, targeted killing, Terror, terror group

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/500	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	9943	Emeralds Found:	6623
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/400	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Votes:	4218
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Items Found:	6780

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

administration, America, Campaign, controversy, debate, Democrat, election, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, policy, Politics, Presidency, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, Support, term, trump, united states, Voting

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/800	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/600	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Animals Bred:	62	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
New Chunks Explored:	104515	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

alternative education, BlockyEdu, children, Classroom, conformity, critical thinking, curriculum, education, Individuality, indoctrination, institutionalized, learning, NotByChoiceSociety, Rebellion, School, socialization, society, Standardized, structure, STUDENT, System, Traditional

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/300	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2311
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.