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Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

CraftyPickupLines

awkward pickup lines, bad pickup lines, best pickup line, cheesy pickup lines, clever pickup lines, CraftyPickUpLines, cringy pickup lines, DATING, embarrassing pickup lines!!, FLIRTING, flirty lines, funny pickup lines, good pickup lines, pick up lines, pickup line, pickup line fails, pickup line humor, pickup line jokes, pickup line success, romantic pickup lines, worst pickup line

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5252
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

Acting, Behavior, Body language, Boyfriend, boyfriend reaction, Communication, Conversation, demure, emotional response, FLIRTING, girl, Girlfriend, Interaction, Minecraft, Nice, nice demure girl, personality shift, pet, relationship, role playing, smp, social dynamics, sudden change, Talk, unexpected

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

CrushCraft SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

blushing, butterflies in stomach, compliments, CrushCraft, date nights, daydreaming, deep connection, emotional vulnerability, EYES, FLIRTING, Heart, heart emojis, holding hands, long conversations, love notes, physical touch, romantic gestures, romantic gestures for him, secret smiles, shared interests, smp, stolen glances, surprise visits, thoughtful gifts

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Secret Passages Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Animals Bred:	86
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and find your true love! Our server is filled with romantic adventures and love potions that will make your heart flutter. Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds?

We have a legendary love story of two players who met on our server and built a castle together. It was so romantic that even the creepers shed a tear. Join us and create your own epic love saga!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare Heart-Shaped Block hidden deep within our world, your crush will instantly fall for you. Who needs chocolates and flowers when you have pixelated romance?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and let the love games begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two.

HotGuyAlert – Minecraft SMP

#clues, attraction signals, attractive guy, blushing, Body language, eye contact, FLIRTING, hints of interest, HotGuyAlert, LAUGHING, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, obvious, playing with hair, romantic interest, signals of interest, signs of liking, smiling, smp, subtle gestures, subtle hints, touching, Women

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	36
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to find love in the blocky world!

Join us for a chance to meet your Minecraft soulmate and show off your building skills in our love-themed challenges. Who knows, you might just find your Steve or Alex in shining diamond armor waiting for you at the end of a redstone trail of roses.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and let the pixelated romance begin!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Divine Spears Created:	29	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

CraftyPickupLines

banter, Charm, Cheesy, comedic, conversation starters, CraftyPickUpLines, DATING, FLIRTING, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, one-liners, pick up lines, playful, relationships, Romantic, sarcasm, WIT, Witty

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2543
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so hilarious, even creepers can’t resist laughing! We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, and our moderators are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks! So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server!

BroZone Minecraft Server

aita, Behavior, Best Friend, Birthday Party, Bonding, brother, BroZone, complaining, Confrontation, Disappointment, family event, FLIRTING, guys, hot tub, hurt feelings, Minecraft, relationship, revealing bathing suit, Server, Talking, Tension, wrong

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is like a high school soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the epic tale of Stacy (played by a mysterious 18F) and her wild antics with Liam (the heartthrob 18M) and even the older brother (35M) who gets in on the action in the hot tub!

Experience the thrill of confrontations, flirty shenanigans, and family drama all within the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than a telenovela, join us now! Who knows, you might even question your own friendships and relationships after a session on our server. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

NotInterestedGrls – Minecraft SMP

avoidance, Behavior, Body language, Communication, Conversation, cues, DATING, disinterest, emotions, FLIRTING, Girls, indifference, Minecraft, not interested, NotInterestedGrls, reddit, rejection, relationships, Signals, signs, smp, uninterested, Women

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8555
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magic Items Found:	1148
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where girls just aren’t interested in you? Look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is filled with girls who will show you signs that they are definitely not interested in you. From building giant heart-shaped pits to trap you in, to spelling out “NOPE” in diamonds, these girls will make it crystal clear that they want nothing to do with you. Join our server now for a hilarious and heartbreakingly entertaining experience!

BlockyBedBuddy

Affection, BEDROOM, BlockyBedBuddy, Communication, compliments, desire, dirty talk, emotional connection, FLIRTING, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Men, nicknames, Passion, relationships, romance, Sensuality, sex, Sweet nothings, turn-ons

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t excite you anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building castles made entirely of cheese! Plus, our friendly community will always be there to support you, whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or trying to tame a herd of wild llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP – Sonic the Hedgehog Fan Club

booru, club, cytube, Dark Halloween Edition, DC crossover, Fan, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Knuckles’ 30th Anniversary Special, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Mod Recommendation, OC info, official trailer, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, Scary Story Spooktacular, smp, sonic, Sonic comic scans, Sonic Game Recommendation, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, TailsTube

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4703	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, where we discuss ALL things Sonic the Hedgehog! Join us for the Dark Halloween Edition of our server, where we talk about everything from Sonic game trailers to crossover miniseries with DC.

But that’s not all – we also have Tails telling scary stories on his own YouTube channel, TailsTube! And don’t forget about our upcoming Sonic comic releases, including a Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special.

If you join our server, you’ll gain access to our extensive link compilation, milestone pastebin, game/mod recommendation spreadsheet, and even a Perfect System Collection. Plus, we have Sonic comic scans, a booru for all things Sonic, OC info, a cytube channel, and a Pixel World to explore.

So come on in and join the chaos – you won’t regret it! Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? Who knows, you might even run into Sonic himself while exploring the server!

MoneyMC

Balanced Economy, Challenges, competitive, Custom Features, Economy, Engaging, Fun Environment, Hearts, in game, leaderboard, LifeSteal, new players, PvP, richest player, seasoned players, strategy, Survival, Trading, Unique, wealth

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Money MC is a unique Lifesteal economy-based Minecraft server where survival meets strategy. Fight to stay alive by stealing hearts from other players, build your wealth through the in-game economy, and rise to the top of the leaderboard. With custom features, engaging challenges, and a balanced economy, Money MC offers a competitive yet fun environment for both seasoned and new players. Whether you’re focused on PvP, trading, or becoming the richest player, there’s always something exciting happening in the world of Money MC!

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mminecraft.org

2b2t anarchy, Anarchy, Antigrief, cave world only, Creative, Custom Datapacks, custom enchantments, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, disguises, Factions, Free Ranks, Griefing allowed, Hacking Allowed, Herobrine, minimal to no anticheat, MMinecraft.., protection sponge, Skyblock, Survival, top votes real cash prize, Vanilla, vanilla like beta gameplay

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

MMinecraft.org invite you on a journey into the hidden realms beneath our feet—into the fascinating world of caves and underground wonders. These natural formations, often shrouded in mystery, hold secrets that are as ancient as the Earth itself. Caves are more than just dark, damp spaces; they are magnificent ecosystems teeming with life. From the moment we step into a cave, we are transported into a different world, one that has been shaped by millions of years of geological processes.-CUSTOM PLUGINS-CUSTOM DATAPACKS-ANTIGRIEF-GRIEFING ALLOWED-PROTECTION SPONGE-CUSTOM MOBS-VANILLA LIKE BETA GAMEPLAY-CUSTOM ENCHANTMENTS-HEROBRINE-SURVIVAL-CAVE WORLD ONLY-TOP VOTES REAL CASH PRIZE-DISGUISES-2B2T ANARCHY-HACKING ALLOWED-MINIMAL TO NO ANTICHEAT-FREE RANKS

mminecraft.org

Boo-tiful Halloween Minecraft Server

autumn, Bootiful, candy, celebration, costumes, decorations, dress up, EXCITEMENT, Fun, ghostly vibes, Ghosts, Halloween, haunted house, Minecraft, October, Party, Pumpkins, Scary, Server, spooky, Spooky season, Trick or Treat, witches, yayoi

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers are the DJs and the skeletons are the bouncers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin! Let’s ghooooooooo!

Minecraft SMP: Why Are Asian Girls Better Programmers Than YT Girls? It’s…CraftyCodeQueens

asian, Asian culture, Asian girls, Asian stereotypes, chuds, Cultural differences, dating preferences, Diversity, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Girls, god’s decision, Interracial Relationships, Its…CraftyCodeQueens, Minecraft, Programmers, programming skills, racial biases, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, tech industry, yt culture, yt girls

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	6813
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the real drama is trying to figure out why Asian girls are better programmers than YT girls. It’s like God himself decided that chuds like us should only date Asians! So come join us for a wild ride filled with questionable dating advice and mind-boggling tech skills. Who knows, you might even find your perfect match while building the craziest redstone contraptions!

AudRealms

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Unique content Community Friendly staff Players Bedrock support Java IP Casino Pets Ranks Adventure Multiplayer Minigames Economy Creative mode PVP Plugins Roleplay Events Customization

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1105	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

AudRealms is a high-quality Minecraft Survival server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: 135.148.134.42:27013 BEDROCK IP: 135.148.134.42 (Port 27013)

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135.148.134.42:27013

Have You Joined Our Minecraft Server?

awkward conversations, awkward situations, bathroom humor, bodily functions, bodily noises, breaking wind, crude humor, embarrassing bodily functions, embarrassing moments, FARTING, flatulence, funny questions, gastrointestinal issues, humor, Joined, Minecraft, passing gas, personal hygiene, Server, social norms, taboo subjects, taboo topics, uncomfortable questions

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where farting is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a little toot into the air, adding a whole new level of immersion to your gameplay.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Farting Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that farts fireballs instead of breathing fire. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted gas mask to protect you from the noxious fumes of the Nether.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Farting Villager village, where the residents communicate entirely through flatulence. Trade with them for rare items like enchanted beans and stink bombs.

So come join us on our fart-tastic Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than the explosions is the sound of your own butt trumpeting in the wind.

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Butts, don’t exist, dont, Exist, fem, FemBUTTS, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Potions Brewed:	143
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Void Armor Forged:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

zxccraft – plasmovoice – emotecraft Minecraft server

amogus, Conquer, construction, Emotecraft, Gaming, Hardware, Latest Versions, Minecraft, multi-threading, Plasmovoice, Players, Protection, Server, Skills, Take Over, zxccraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Our advantage comes from the beginning, so to speak, from the basics, our hardware can withstand any load due to the multi-threading of servers, the protection of our server is at its best.

We always strive only for the best, which is why our server version is always on the latest versions.

You will be able to conquer other players with your construction skills, or maybe AMOGUS, maybe you would like to take over the entire server???

mc.zxccraft.ru

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

Excellency, Italian, italian art, Italian beauty, italian craftsmanship, italian creativity, Italian Cuisine, Italian culture, italian design, italian excellence, Italian fashion, italian flair, Italian heritage, Italian history, italian innovation, italian luxury, italian passion, Italian pride, Italian style, italian tradition, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to the most pasta-tively awesome Minecraft server out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were greeted by a herd of flying spaghetti monsters who showered them with diamonds and gold. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is so Italian, even the creepers wear mustaches and shout “ciao” before exploding. And don’t even get me started on the pizza parties we have every Friday night. It’s a carb-filled extravaganza that will leave you saying “molto bene!”

So come join us on this Minecraft adventure filled with Italian excellence, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe how many meatballs you can fit in your inventory). Mangia, mangia!