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CraftyParent Minecraft Server

Airport, aita, Asshole, CraftyParent, DAUGHTER, flip phone, holiday, iPhone, Kids, Minecraft, Panic, Phone, refusing to help, Rude, Server, sister, Smartphone, social media, Tantrum, vacation, Western Europe

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in tough love and teaching valuable life lessons! Just like the parent in this story, we won’t coddle you or give you everything you want.

Join us if you want to learn the importance of responsibility and not throwing tantrums when things don’t go your way. Our server is filled with challenges and obstacles that will test your patience and resilience, just like this daughter had to learn to suck it up and deal with her flip phone.

Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded without a phone like this poor girl – but we will make sure you appreciate what you have and learn to make the best of any situation. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

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Anarchy, data analysis, efficient workflow, fan-made server, lapata smp, lapata smp community, lapata smp fan, LifeSteal, minecraft community, minecraft server, powerful features, productivity tool, project control, project efficiency., project management, PvP, seamless integration, server banner, server description, server features, Survival, team collaboration, user-friendly interface

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	479454
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3984
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

illigallapata.us.to:2171

Patates Junior High School

Becoming Friends, bedrock, Calculation Plugin, calm environment, cheat protection, Cities, Claim Plugin, Cross-Play, Economy, Establishing, friendly environment, Fun, java, Kingdoms, Market system, Medieval Concept, non toxic, piracy support, Roleplay, Rping, Survival, Teams, Whitelist, Xray Protection

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

-Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

patates_smp.falixsrv.me:29415

Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

bad guy, bae, Chaos, Chill out, concern, cover, dream, gura, holoEN, irys, Kiara, making money, Minecraft, mori, pixelated, senpai, Server, sololive, Tension, Unavoidable Scenario, unpopular, valid

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Items Found:	5088
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

Anime, character arc, Character development, character dynamics, character tropes, Communication Issues, emotional complexity, emotional growth, Fandom, Japanese culture, love, Minecraft, misunderstood, Otaku, personality traits, popular culture, relationships, romance, romantic tension, smp, Tsundere, Tsunderes

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	456777
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, dress code, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, judgment, Leggings, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, moms, Mother, parental control, personal choice, relationship dynamics, Respect, Self-expression, Server, Short Dress, teenage fashion

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Crops Grown:	1801	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	91110
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magic Items Found:	7091
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crops Grown:	1028	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

piraterne.nicehost.dk

Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.