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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!
So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”
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Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!
Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

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GossipCraft Minecraft Server
Character, Communication, Conversation, discretion, Ethics, Friends, friendship, gossip, GossipCraft, judgment, loyalty, Minecraft, opinion, peer influence, personal boundaries, random strangers, relationships, Respect, Rumors, Server, social behavior, social dynamics, Trust
Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual gossip paradise where you can spill all the tea on random strangers without any consequences. Join us and let’s stir up some drama together! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through gossip. So if you want to chat with a spectral shade while dishing out the latest rumors, this is the place to be. Trust me, you won’t find a more scandalous and entertaining server out there!

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BlockyHeartacheBounceBack
BlockyHeartacheBounceBack, breakup advice, breakup coping strategies, breakup empowerment, breakup growth, breakup healing process, breakup moving forward, breakup recovery, breakup recovery journey, breakup recovery tips, breakup resilience, breakup self-care, breakup self-love, breakup strength, breakup support, breakup survival, breakup tips, Emotional healing, healing heartbreak, moving on, self-care after breakup
Are you tired of crying into your diamond armor every night because your Minecraft girlfriend left you for a zombie pigman? Well, fear not, because our server is here to help you bounce back from that breakup faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Our community is full of players who have been through it all – from getting griefed by their own pet wolves to accidentally blowing up their entire base with a misplaced TNT block.
So why wait? Join our server today and let us help you heal your broken heart with the power of friendship, laughter, and maybe a few well-timed explosions. Who knows, you might even find love again in the most unexpected places (like a village full of villagers who are oddly good at matchmaking). Don’t let that breakup get you down – come join us and let’s make some memories together!

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RihCraft: Russian Mayhem
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Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Russia strikes Kryvyi Rih and causes chaos? Yeah, it’s wild! But don’t worry, in this server, you can join forces with the survivors and rebuild the city from scratch. Plus, there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond sword, you can summon a giant chicken to fight by your side. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer this post-apocalyptic world together!

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ConfidentlyIncorrectCraft
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hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then u gotta join our server, cuz we got all the craziness u need!
imagine this: u log in and u see a giant chicken riding a pig, with a diamond helmet on its head. yea, that's the kind of stuff u can expect on our server.
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music all day long. it's like a party that never ends!
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yea, it's totally safe, don't worry.
so if u want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations), then come on down to our server. we promise u won't be disappointed!

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AI Code Security FunCraft
AI Security, AI-generated code, Artificial Intelligence, automated testing, Automating, Automation, Code, code analysis, code assessment, code quality, computer science, correctness assessment, cybersecurity, funcraft, machine learning, programming, secure coding, SECURITY, security contexts, Software Development, software security, Technology, vulnerability assessment
yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we be automating da correctness assessment of AI-generated code for security contexts! like bruh, imagine a world where da code be so smart it can keep out dem hackers and trolls tryna ruin yo vibe.
we got robots and lasers and all dat cool sci-fi stuff to keep yo builds safe and sound. ain’t nobody messin’ with yo creations on dis server, we got da best protection in town.
so come on down and join da fun, cuz on dis server, we take security to a whole new level. ain’t no glitch or bug gonna bring us down, we be livin’ in a world of pure code perfection. let’s get digital, baby!

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TheVacuumCleaner [Modded]
airships, all the mods 9, Biomes, building materials, Clockwork, Community, Create, decor, Discord, eureka ships, GregTech, Magic, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, simulation, Space Addon, TheVacuumCleaner, Uptime, Valkyrien Skies, Whitelist
Summer MC Server Overview
Server Info Details
Version Minecraft 1.20.1
Modpack The Dyson Sphere
Difficulty Mild
RAM Recommendation 6GB minimum
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
What mods are included in The Dyson Sphere modpack?
The Dyson Sphere modpack includes mods such as Create & Addons, Mekanism, Gregtech+Space Addon, Valkyrien Skies, Eureka ships, and airships.
Is the server whitelist-only?
Yes, the server is whitelist-only to ensure a fantastic community and engaging modded experience.
How can I join the server?
To join the server, you can make a quick ticket on Discord: https://discord.gg/spheremc
What is the server’s uptime guarantee?
SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with daily restarts.

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Jocat’s Chill Minecraft Server
Behavior, cancel culture, Chill, Community, controversy, criticism, dude, Fandom, Gaming, hate, human trash, internet, jocat, Jocats, judgment, liking women, Minecraft, ONLINE, Open, Opinions, Server, social media, TOXIC, V
Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the real world! We promise no controversial shenanigans here, just good old-fashioned block building fun. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server – trust us, you don’t want to miss out on their llama drama! So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples!

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KissableLips Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise! Join us and debate the important questions like, “Which anime girl has the most kissable lips?” Will it be Sailor Moon or Hatsune Miku? Only on our server will you find the answers to life’s most pressing questions. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle giant anime monsters with nothing but a diamond sword and your wits. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the anime adventures begin!

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PixelPride Minecraft Server
acceptance, coming out, Communication, equality, family, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, non-judgmental, normalizing, open-minded, Pansexual, parenting, PixelPride, relationships, Server, Sexuality, Support, tolerance, Understanding
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of diversity and acceptance! Just like how this dad is cool with his daughter bringing home anyone, we welcome all players regardless of gender, sexuality, or creeper-phobia.
Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build your dream world with your girlfriend Brit or boyfriend Brent without any judgment. We don’t believe in big reveals or fancy to-dos, just good old-fashioned block-building fun.
So come on over and show us your pansexual pride by creating the most fabulous rainbow castle or the most epic gender-neutral fortress. Because in this server, love is love and Minecraft is for everyone. Don’t be an AH, join us today!

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SickWifeGolfTripAITA
annual getaway, annual tradition, balancing relationships, childcare, college friends, Communication Issues, conflicting priorities, family responsibilities, Family Support, golf trip, husband’s perspective, Marriage dynamics, parental duties, personal time, sick wife, SickWifeGolfTripAITA, spousal expectations, stomach flu, traditional activities, wife’s perspective
Are you tired of being stuck at home taking care of everyone while missing out on all the fun? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family life for a while!
Imagine a world where you can pick up your friends from the airport without any stomach flu drama. Build your dream golf course without any interruptions from needy family members. Take a break from reality and immerse yourself in a virtual world where your only responsibility is to have fun!
Don’t let your wife guilt trip you into missing out on the annual golf trip with your college buddies. Join our server and let your mom take care of the kids while you enjoy some well-deserved me time. After all, it’s not like your friends can teleport themselves to the golf course, right?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Your virtual adventures await!

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Server Info	Details
Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
Modpack	The Dyson Sphere
Difficulty	Mild
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

Summer MC Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What mods are included in The Dyson Sphere modpack?

Is the server whitelist-only?

How can I join the server?

What is the server’s uptime guarantee?