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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6045 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6134 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 532541 |
Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.
So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?