Honey Flies Bullshit

Deception, popular phrases, Pests, insect behavior, bullshit

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no excitement? well, u gotta join our server cuz we got all the craziness u need! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a dancing creeper!

if u join our server, u will find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long!

oh, and did we mention that our server has a magical portal that takes u to a land filled with candy mountains and marshmallow rivers? yea, it’s pretty epic.

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest adventure of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it!

server IP: flyingspiderunicorn.About.crazyfun

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New Server IP
FlyPoopPatrol

Waste, buzzing, stepping, hygiene, infestation

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, if flies didn’t fly around poop, we’d be stepping on it ALL the time, bro! And like, that’s just not cool, man. Plus, we got this epic story about a llama who learned how to breakdance and now he’s the king of the server. True story, dude. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it! Peace out, homies!

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New Server IP

ChronosMC: Where Time Flies Faster Than Endermen in a Dance-Off

Time, Floating, Rewards, Growing, ISLAND

Welcome to ChronosMC! 1.20.6 – 1.21

Are you ready to embark on a timeless adventure? Join ChronosMC, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers something for everyone! Choose from our three exciting game modes: Survival, Creative, and Skyblock.

Survival	Dive into our semi-vanilla Survival mode where you can experience the thrill of classic Minecraft with a twist!
Creative	Unleash your imagination in our Creative mode with spacious 150×150 plots.
Skyblock	Test your survival skills on a floating island in the sky!

Join our growing community today and discover endless fun and creativity. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a survival expert, or a Skyblock enthusiast, ChronosMC has a place for you. Connect with us now and start your journey through time!

IP: play.chronosmc.nl

Discord: https://discord.gg/6M8e7bdvG5

See you in the game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join ChronosMC, simply enter the IP “play.chronosmc.nl” in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.
Can I switch between game modes?	Yes, you can easily switch between Survival, Creative, and Skyblock modes by using the designated portals in the spawn area.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game announcements for the rules.

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

Dropping, Life Changes, perspective, family, SUCKS

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

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TinyCrackBigWorld

irony, Observation, navigation, minuscule, small spaces

join our epic minecraft server where we have more twists and turns than a confused fly in a tiny apartment! fly through our vast world filled with surprises and challenges that will leave you scratching your head like a mosquito trying to find its way out of a room with a wide open window!

we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster, with crazy events and wacky minigames that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell “serious”! join us for a wild ride that will have you coming back for more, just like that pesky fly that keeps buzzing around your head!

so come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. who needs a map when you have us to guide you through the madness? join now and let the fun begin!

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Time Flies MC

Time, flies

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where time be flyin by like a rocket ship on steroids. u kno how dey say an hour feel shorter as u get older? well on dis server, an hour feel like 5 minutes cuz we got time warp technology or sumthin. u be buildin ur epic castle and next thing u kno, it be lunch time.

we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.

so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!

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New Server IP

Join Eternal realms! Where time flies faster than creepers run!

Castles, flies, TEAM, CREEPERS, Crafting

Eternal Realms Minecraft Server

Overview
Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you ready for an adventure of a lifetime?

Features:

Endless Exploration: Discover diverse biomes, hidden treasures, and epic landscapes.
Creative Freedom: Build anything you can imagine, from towering castles to intricate redstone machines.
Friendly Faces: Join a community of friendly and helpful players, always ready to collaborate and share ideas.
Exciting Events: Participate in regular events and challenges to test your skills and win awesome rewards.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Eternal Realms?	Simply connect to our server using the IP address provided.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our website for more information.
Can I play with friends on the server?	Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join you on your adventures in Eternal Realms.
Are there any in-game currency or rewards?	Yes, we offer in-game currency and rewards for participating in events and completing challenges.
How can I report a player for misconduct?	You can report any player misconduct to our staff members, who will investigate and take appropriate action.

Time Flies Minecraft Madness

Agony, flies, COMPLETE, young, past

Are you tired of feeling like time is slipping away? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where time stands still…literally! That’s right, on our server, time moves at a snail’s pace so you can enjoy every moment to the fullest.

Imagine building the biggest, baddest castle without worrying about the sun setting too soon. Or exploring vast caves without the fear of nightfall. The possibilities are endless!

Don’t let time dictate your Minecraft experience any longer. Join our server and take control of time itself!

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New Server IP

The Bob SMP – Kingdoms Survival Server with Mods

Kingdoms, Server, smp, bob, Survival

The Bob SMP

Key Features	Survival SMP based on kingdoms
Gameplay Mechanics	Includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones
Community Aspects	Friendly staff and opportunities to create or join kingdoms
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: What is The Bob SMP?A: The Bob SMP is a Survival SMP server based on kingdoms where you can create or join.

Q: What mods are included in the server?A: The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.

Q: Is the staff friendly?A: Yes, we have friendly staff who would love for you to join us!

Q: How can I join the server?A: You can join our Discord using the link provided above.

Create+++ Modded SMP Server – 18+ Whitelist – Create Mod – Simple Voice Chat – 1.20.1

create mod, simple voice chat, colonies, apply, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features	Heavily modded server with 195 mods
Gameplay Mechanics	Includes mods like Create, Applied Energistics 2, Storage Drawers, Biomes~O~Plenty, Alex’s Mobs, MineColonies, Simple Voice Chat
Community Aspects	18+ individuals preferred, younger players may be accepted with parents’ permission
Apply Here	Application Form

FAQ

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: Main mods include Create, Applied Energistics 2, Storage Drawers, Biomes~O~Plenty, Alex’s Mobs, MineColonies, Simple Voice Chat.

Q: Is voice chat available on the server?

A: Yes, the server has in-game voice chat functionality.

Q: Is the server suitable for younger players?

A: The server heavily prefers 18+ individuals, but younger players may be accepted with parents’ permission due to mature content.