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Crafty Comedy Mine Server

aggression, arab world, Bombing, comedy, Conflict, Crafty, Disrespect, extremism, Flexing, international relations, iran, Islam, Laughter, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, Terrorism, Thread, violence, War Crimes, Weakness

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we flex harder than anyone else out there! We’re so strong, we make Islam look weak AF. In fact, we’re so powerful that we might as well start indiscriminately bombing cities in Minecraft because no one can stop us! Join us for some explosive fun and show the Arab world who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

FlexzCraft: A world of flexing muscles and questionable decisions.

Applied Energistics 2, Blood Magic, blue skies, botania, Create, Decisions, Deeper & Darker, farmers delight, Flexing, FlexzCraft, Modded, Muscles, Origins & classes, Questionable, the aether, Twilight Forest, world

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	935	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Potions Brewed:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Minecraft Server Overview

Focus	PvE with player-chosen origins
Core Mods	Create Applied Energistics 2 Botania Blood Magic The Aether Blue Skies Deeper Darker Twilight Forest Farmer’s Delight and more!
Requirements	Age: 18+ (unless invited by current players) Decent application explaining goals and introducing yourself
Rules	No PVP without agreement No griefing (interactions are logged) Bases are claimed but not protected

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I apply to join the server?

To apply, you can visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/93YGRhq and follow the instructions there.

2. Can I play on the server if I’m under 18 years old?

Generally, the server is for players aged 18 and above. However, if you are invited by a current player, you may be allowed to join.

3. Are there any specific rules I should be aware of?

Some of the key rules include no PVP without mutual agreement, no griefing, and bases being claimed but not protected.

BicepCraft: Uterus Edition

anatomy, BicepCraft, body aesthetics, body composition, body image, Body transformation, Bodybuilding, bodybuilding pose, comparison, Competition, double bicep pose, Edition, elite bodybuilder, FITNESS, Flexing, muscle definition, muscle development, muscle showcase, muscle symmetry, physique, strength training, uterus, uterus diagram

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	140	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the bicep poses are as majestic as a uterus diagram! we have unicorns flying around and pigs that can do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. plus, our zombies are actually professional dancers who will twerk their way into your heart. join us for a wild ride of craziness and laughter, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself!

FlexCraft Minecraft Server

#gamer, 8-bit, classic games, console, FlexCraft, Flexing, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming evolution, gaming history, gaming industry, Gaming influencers, gaming technology, gaming trends, Minecraft, nes, Nintendo, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Server, video games, vintage

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a player who has been flexing since the days of the NES. That’s right, this player was building pixelated masterpieces before Minecraft was even a twinkle in Notch’s eye.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a horde of angry chickens attacking a group of unsuspecting players, all while a giant lava monster wreaks havoc in the background. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s…well, it’s just another day on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen.

NukeCraft: Subs & Planes Flexing

cold war, Defense, Doomsday plane, flex, Flexing, global politics, maritime operations, Military, military exercise, national security, Navy fleet, North Atlantic, norway, nuclear ballistic missile submarine, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Planes, strategic deterrence, submarine, SUBS, surface, UNUSUAL, us navy

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server, mindin’ your own business, when outta nowhere, a US Navy nuclear ballistic missile submarine surfaces off Norway! And to top it off, a ‘Doomsday’ plane is flyin’ overhead like it’s no big deal. Like, what even is happenin’?! Join our server for the most epic and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will go down next? Come join the chaos and let’s see what other wild surprises await us!

MuscleCraft Servers: No Mods, Just Flexing in the Sky with All The Mods 9

all the mods 9 to the sky, banned items, Community, Curseforge, Discord, Flexing, fresh world, Friends, Ip:, LATEST, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, MOTD, MuscleCraft, Network, Pickaxe, Playtime ranks, Quick support, Servers, SKY, Version, Website

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	167	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Macho Craft Minecraft Server

Server	IP	Modpack
All the Mods 9 – To The Sky	atm9sky.machocraft.com	All the Mods 9 – To The Sky
All the Mods 9	atm9.machocraft.com	All the Mods 9

We offer playtime ranks (for claims/force loads), no banned items and quick support! Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and dive into the rich world of All The Mods 9. Adventure awaits!

FAQs

1. What versions of Minecraft are supported on Macho Craft?

Latest, as shown on MOTD

2. Are there any banned items on the servers?

No, there are no banned items on Macho Craft servers.

3. How can I get support or assistance while playing on the servers?

You can reach out for quick support on our Discord server or website.

4. Do you have a community-driven approach on Macho Craft servers?

Yes, Macho Craft is a community-driven Modded Minecraft Network with a fresh world and more servers on the way.

Goat Herder Humiliation Minecraft Server

being humiliated, Flexing, Goat, goat herders, Herder, Humiliation, keep being humiliated, keep flexing, Kek, long trail, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Animals Bred:	118
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked by goat herders in Minecraft? Do you want to show off your mad skills and flex on everyone? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, taking down goat herders left and right with your epic moves. Show them who’s boss and watch as they bow down to your greatness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it will make all your friends jealous. Hunt it down and claim its riches for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory. Just remember, goat herders beware – you’re about to get owned!

Crafty Pill Popper Server

addiction, antidepressant, climbed, Crafty, deaths, Drugs, Healthcare, medication, mental health, overdose, pharmaceuticals, pill, Popper, prescription drugs, public health, research, Server, side effects, statistics, substance abuse, Suicide risk, two decades, US, warning signs

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Votes:	5799
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have antidepressant-linked overdose deaths climbing for two decades! why is this a reason to join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the drugs can’t handle it!

imagine mining for diamonds while dodging overdose zombies and skeletons high on antidepressants. it’s a thrill like no other! but don’t worry, we have plenty of respawn points so you can keep coming back for more crazy adventures.

join now and experience the wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have antidepressant mode? come join the fun, if you dare!

What is the IP for Zaryee Minecraft Server?

Airplane, baby, back to school, Beach, Birthday, Birthday Party, black family, bloxburg, Bloxburgfamily, Bloxburgroleplay, camera phone, Church, Family Reunion, Fight, first day of school, free, Gender Reveal, grocery shopping, Halloween, House, house hunting, houseshopping, Hurricane, Minecraft, Moving, Moving Day, newborn, night routine, Phone, Pool day, pool party, Pregnant, roblox, Roleplay, School, Server, sharing, Summer, Target, Toddler, Tornado, Twins, upload, vacation, Video, video phone, Walmart, Zaryee

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Buildings Constructed:	43
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

MD90

Dutch, LIVESTREAMS, MD90, MeesterDennis90, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, STREAMS, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	3922
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mines Excavated:	1906	Crops Grown:	8943
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

MD90 Survival Multiplayer Server. A Dutch server where MeesterDennis90 livestreams. Would you like to join!? Come quickly and watch Dennis’ streams!

play.md90.nl

SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

challenge, Commitment, Dedication, Experience, Expertise, Game, get good, growth, Improvement, learning curve, long tail, Mastery, Minecraft, patience, perseverance, Practice, proficiency, REQUIRES, Server, skill, SkillzCraft, Training, Years

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers where you can become a pro in just a few days? Well, look no further because our server will make you work for it! We’re talking years of dedication and hard work to even stand a chance at being considered decent. But hey, who needs a social life when you can spend all your time perfecting your block-building skills?

Join us and embark on the epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft master. Rumor has it that only those who have sacrificed their sleep, sanity, and possibly a few friendships will be able to reach the top. Are you up for the challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of worthy opponents. Legend has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you unimaginable riches and power. Or maybe just a cool hat, who knows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most insane, ridiculous, and downright absurd Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, patience is key. And maybe a little bit of luck. And possibly a sacrificial offering to the Minecraft gods. But mostly patience.

Siblings Luke and Leia Minecraft SMP

Character development, family, film analysis, george lucas, jedi, Leia, Leia Organa, long lost siblings, luke, Luke Skywalker, Minecraft, movie plot, movie trivia, original trilogy, plot twist, science fiction, Siblings, Skywalker family, smp, space opera, Star Wars, storytelling, the force

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a galaxy far, far away! Join us for a chance to build epic bases, battle against mobs, and uncover the mystery of why Luke and Leia were made siblings in the first place.

Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can’t stop exploding with laughter. Will you be brave enough to face him and find out the truth behind this strange sibling twist?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even uncover the hidden treasure that lies beneath the dance floor.

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and see if you can unravel the mysteries of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the force may be strong with you, but watch out for those pesky Endermen – they love to photobomb your selfies!

MineCraftMingle Server

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, commuting, DATING, dating app, dating etiquette, dating norms, dating site, Disappointment, disappointment in dating, Expectations, Fare, first date, long distance, MinecraftMingle, online dating, paying for date, Server, splitting the bill, Transportation, volunteer

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Animals Bred:	184	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of dating apps that lead to awkward situations like splitting the bill and unexpected transportation fees? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you won’t encounter any of those issues!

Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream date without worrying about who pays for what. Want to create a romantic dinner under the stars? Go for it! Need a cozy movie night setup? We’ve got you covered! And the best part is, everything is free! No unexpected charges or hidden fees here.

So say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real-life date when you can have a virtual one that’s drama-free and full of fun? Join now and start building your perfect date night!

ToiletTroubleCraft

accessibility, bathroom rights, Chronic illness, disability awareness, disability etiquette, disability rights, disabled toilet, invisible disability, Invisible illness, privacy, public restroom, restroom accessibility, restroom accommodations, restroom consideration, restroom etiquette, restroom facilities, restroom needs, restroom usage, ToiletTroubleCraft, ulcerative colitis

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental people in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to be themselves, no matter what their disability may be!

We have disabled toilets in every virtual building, so you never have to worry about being judged for using them. In fact, we encourage it! Need to wash some virtual blood off your hands? No problem! Just head to the disabled toilet for some privacy and cleanliness.

And don’t worry about running into any wheelchair-bound warriors waiting for the toilet. Our virtual wheelchair users are much more understanding and won’t give you any grief for using the facilities. Plus, they might even offer to help you out in a pinch!

So come join our server and leave the real world judgment behind. Let your virtual disability flag fly high and proud!

CokeTerrorist Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, Beverage, Coca Cola, CokeTerrorist, Conflict, current events, extremism, international relations, Israeli forces, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, News, october 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Server, Soda, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

join our epic minecraft server where you can battle against coca-cola drinking terrorists and save the world from their fizzy wrath! our israeli forces are ready to take them down and bring peace to the land of blocks. come join the fun and show off your building skills while fighting off the soda-loving bad guys. who knew minecraft could be so intense and refreshing at the same time? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

KidzCraftMurderMystery

children, Commander, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, idf, Israel, Justice, Kids, KidzCraftMurderMystery, killing, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, murder, october 7, palestine, RETALIATION, Revenge, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2239	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay evil commanders like the IDF slayed that Hamas dude who murdered a man in front of his kids! we’re all about justice and revenge here, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the server for you! plus, we have the best loot and the craziest adventures waiting for you. don’t miss out on the action, join now and show those bad guys who’s boss!

Vampires Heal Better Than Doctors

Alternative Medicine, blood transfusions, DOCTORS, FANTASY, Futuristic technology, heal, healing, healthcare advancements, healthcare costs, healthcare efficiency, healthcare implications, healthcare industry, healthcare innovations, healthcare reform, healthcare revolution, healthcare system, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, medical miracles, Supernatural, tv shows, vampire blood, Vampires

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	4

haha u ever wanted to be a vampire in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat! u can suck blood and heal urself like u in a dang TV show. forget about going to the doctor, just drink some blood and u good to go! join now and be a vampire doctor in dis wacky minecraft world!