Imagine a world where you have to shower with the door unlocked because your mom might need to pee in a jar at any moment. And not only that, but she’ll come in and out to let the cat eat while you’re trying to get clean. It’s a wild ride of privacy violations and cat chaos!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to experience the thrill of negotiating boundaries with a post-menopausal mom who believes that sharing a bathroom means sharing every moment of your shower time. Can you handle the challenge of showering while a cat stares at you judgmentally?
So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you appreciate your own bathroom privacy, join us now! Just remember, flexibility is key and cats are always welcome in the bathroom. You never know what kind of crazy situations you’ll encounter next on our server!
On our server, you can choose any date you want for your virtual wedding, without worrying about exams, peak season costs, or any other real-world issues. Plus, you can customize your venue to be as extravagant or as simple as you desire, without any minimum stay requirements!
So, why deal with all the stress and drama when you can just log on to our server and have the wedding of your dreams? Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free wedding planning experience!
On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉
Join us for a wild ride of exploring 8 different homes in search of the perfect one, just like our friend in the story. Will you find a quick and shoddy quality flip like the 8th house, or a hidden gem that checks all the boxes?
But beware, if you decide to pass on a house and put your search on hold, our realtor friend might just block you from the server and accuse you of disrespecting him!
So come join us for a hilarious adventure filled with drama, friendship, and maybe even a few bad purchases along the way. Who knows, you might even find the perfect virtual home to call your own!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that respects your time. Plus, we promise not to kick you out early like a sketchy landlord! So come on over and let’s have some fun together. Who needs unreliable friends when you have a Minecraft server that’s always there for you?
Our server is perfect for those who value their mental health and need a good night’s sleep to conquer the blocky world. No more arguments over bedtime or Netflix episodes – here, you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring to your heart’s content.
So why join our server? Because we won’t judge you for sticking to your sleep schedule or prioritizing your well-being. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive partners who pout over missed TV time.
Come join us and build your own paradise, where sleep is sacred and drama is left at the door. Who needs a partner who sleeps on the couch when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who understand the importance of a good night’s rest? Let’s craft and chill, without any bedtime battles in sight!
On our server, you can experience the thrill of dodging virtual punches just like this couple dodging relationship issues. Will you choose to live closer to your in-laws or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?
And don’t worry, if things get too heated, you can always escape to the virtual casino to play some poker just like this husband escaping his marriage problems. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server full of drama and distractions?
So come join us, where the only thing more volatile than the lava pits are the relationships between players. Because in the end, isn’t a Minecraft server worth more than a commute? Or maybe not, we’ll let you decide!
we have virtual classrooms where you can learn redstone engineering and potion brewing, all while fighting off zombie teachers and skeleton students!
join now and be part of the most educational and chaotic minecraft server out there! who needs real school when you can learn everything you need to know in our pixelated world? let’s build a strong education nation together, one block at a time!
we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like one time a player found a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese! yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE! and dere was giant mice runnin’ around eatin’ all da blocks, it was wild, man.
anudder time, we had a player who built a rollercoaster dat went straight to da moon! yep, u could ride a minecart all da way up dere and see da earth from space, it was like bein’ in a sci-fi movie or somethin’.
so, if u wanna have a blast and experience some truly wacky adventures, come join dis base 10 countin’, cheese dimension explorin’, moon rollercoaster buildin’ minecraft server! u won’t regret it, trust me.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will guide you through the magical world of blocky goodness. we have so many insane stories to tell, like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but somehow survived with only a singed butt!
if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of slime blocks, then look no further! come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs boring old correlation when you can have anti-correlation of KLRG1 and PD-1 expression in human tumor CD8 T cells? it’s a mouthful to say, but trust us, it’s a blast to experience in minecraft form!
| Server IP | play.straightupminecraft.com |
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| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe |
Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.
Straight Up Minecraft is a vanilla Minecraft server offering a laid back survival experience without land claims, currency or economy plugins.
Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
No, there are no land claims or land protection on the server.
No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server to maintain the vanilla experience.
And get this, the mobs on this server are all tsundere too. Like, you’ll be fighting a zombie and it’ll be all like “I-I only wanted a hug, not to eat your brains!” It’s so random and crazy, you’ll be questioning reality, bro.
Plus, the buildings on this server are all designed to look tsundere. Like, you’ll see a castle and it’ll be all like “I-It’s not like I want you to come inside or anything, b-baka!” It’s so ridiculous, you’ll be laughing your butt off.
So, yeah, join this Minecraft server for the ultimate tsundere experience. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way. Trust me, bro, you won’t regret it.
We have free tickets to all the shows in town, so you never know what kind of surprises you might find. Plus, if you ever need to make a quick escape like I did, our server will have you covered with all the excitement and drama you could ever want.
So come join us and experience the thrill of the unknown, just like my partner who is still missing (but don’t worry, he’s alive)! Who needs a partner when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore? See you there!
And the best part is, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Like, last week, I took on a whole army of creepers with nothing but a carrot. And you know what? I won. It was insane, bro.
So, if you wanna join a server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, bro?