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BlockyBreakupsCraft

BlockyBreakupsCraft, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, failed relationship, forgiveness, healing journey, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, personal growth, red flags, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, starting over, toxic behavior, trust issues

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Towns Built:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of failed relationships in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to teach you the valuable lesson of commitment! Join us and build a virtual relationship with your blocky significant other that will never leave you for a creeper. Plus, our server has a special Love Potion plugin that guarantees you’ll never be heartbroken again. So come join us and find true love in the world of Minecraft!

MediterraneanMishap

cargo ship, crew members, emergency response, engine room, explosion, international waters, investigation, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime safety, Mediterranean, MediterraneanMishap, naval incident, rescue operation, Russian, Russian navy, salvage operation, shipping, Sinking, Tragedy, vessel sinking

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the sinking of a russian cargo ship in the mediterranean! experience the thrill of being on a sinking ship as you try to escape the explosion in the engine room! will you make it out alive or will you be fish food? join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, closest pass, Dec 24, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar discovery, solar distance, solar heat shield, solar mission, solar observation, solar radiation, solar research, solar study, solar system, solar technology, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1

come join our minecraft server where we get so close to the sun that we make the parker solar probe look like a wimpy little spaceship! our players are so lit, they make the sun jealous of their brightness. we have epic quests where you have to battle fire-breathing creepers and mine diamonds from the sun’s core. trust us, you won’t find a server hotter than this one! so come on, join us and get ready to feel the heat!

peanuts

Automatic Economy, Automatic Enderdragon Respawn, Claim your Land, clan system, Economy, English, German, Items, new ores, peanuts, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	New Chunks Explored:	473800
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

German & English Automatic Enderdragon Respawn Claim your Land New Ores, Items etc. Automatic Economy Clan System Player Shops Survival

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Eternal Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Complain, cute girls fawning over him, don’t want to date me, ETERNAL, hate females, male loser, never had a hug, Normalfags, not be a virgin, past 23 year old guys, pathetic losers, Quests, spend all their time online, sub-average looks, want to date chad, watching Chinese cartoons, zero personality

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Animals Bred:	102
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness! Ever wanted to escape the reality of 23-year-old guys who never hugged a girl and spend all day hating on females? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for losers who complain about not getting dates but secretly wish they were anime protagonists with harem of cute girls.

Come join us and let out all your frustrations by building a world where you are the king of virgins and where “normalfags” are banned! Embrace your inner loser and let’s create a community of pathetic losers together. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and dive into a world where you can be the loser you were always meant to be!

Put On The Hat Minecraft SMP

accessories, accessory, CAP, clothing, fashion, HAT, head, head accessory, head clothing, head covering, head fashion, head outfit, head style, Headgear, Headwear, Minecraft, Outfit, Put, Put on the hat, smp, Style, trendy, wear

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly creatures who just wanted to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! On this server, every block you break turns into a delicious cake, every mob drop is a rare and valuable item, and every time you die, a rainbow unicorn comes to resurrect you with a magical potion that gives you superpowers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see the hat. Yes, that’s right, the hat. Once you put it on, you’ll gain the ability to fly, shoot lasers from your eyes, and summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around wherever you go.

So what are you waiting for? Put on the hat and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CousinElephantAITAH

AITAH, christmas party, Communication, cousin’s gift, CousinElephantAITAH, dirty Santa, family dynamics, family gathering, feeding the baby, Game Rules, gift exchange, gift giving, gift selection, holiday tradition, letting my cousin play white elephant, misunderstanding, resolving conflict, stealing gifts, unexpected reaction, wife upset, wife’s feelings

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Votes:	9439
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring Christmas parties where the only excitement is playing white elephant or dirty Santa? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we take gift-giving to a whole new level!

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual gift exchanges where you can steal, swap, and surprise your friends with outrageous presents. Forget about boring old gifts, on our server, you can give your friends a virtual unicorn or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

Just like in the real world, drama can unfold during the game. Imagine the chaos when your cousin “forgets” a gift and you have to decide whether to let them use one of yours. Will your spouse be upset that they didn’t get a chance to play? Will you make the right choice when it comes to stealing gifts?

So if you’re looking for a Christmas party experience like no other, join our Minecraft server and get ready for a gift-giving extravaganza that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your relationships. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

DecentralCraft: No-Profits Health Insure

#sustainability, Accountability, Blockchain, Challenges, collaboration, Community, cost effective, DecentralCraft, decentralised, Governance, health, Health Insurance, Healthcare, INCLUSIVE, innovation, insure, NoProfits, not for profit, Obstacles, regulations, Technology, thresholds, transparent rules, Trust

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	9630	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Potions Brewed:	162	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with greedy insurance companies who only care about profits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution for you! Join us and help build a decentralised health insurance system that is not-for-profit and governed by transparent rules and thresholds.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be helping to revolutionize the healthcare industry in the virtual world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle giant mutant insurance agents who are hell-bent on keeping their profits high.

So come on down to our server and join the fight for affordable and fair healthcare for all! Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new members. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

KoreaCraft Server: Super-Aged Fun!

Aging population, aging workforce, demographic shift, demographic trends, elderly care, elderly population, elderly support, Fun, government policies, healthcare challenges, healthcare costs, healthcare services, Korea, KoreaCraft, Long Term Care, pension system, population aging, retirement age, senior citizens, Server, social security, super-aged society, SuperAged

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	115
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Potions Brewed:	86	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	15

come join our minecraft server where we have more old people than a korean retirement home! we got grannies building pixel art and grandpas fighting off creepers with their canes. it’s a geriatric paradise up in here. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the expired prune juice. you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet nectar. so come on down and join the wrinkly fun!

CraftyChristmasGov

Christian minority, christmas, CraftyChristmasGov, government announcement, government decision, government policy, holiday celebration, holiday declaration, holiday observance, holiday recognition, MIDDLE EAST, new government, public announcement, public holiday, religious freedom, religious tolerance, Syria, Syrian culture, Syrian politics, Syrian society

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mines Excavated:	2027
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	16

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate Christmas EVERY DAY because why not? Our server is like a winter wonderland with snowmen, reindeer, and even Santa Claus himself roaming around. Build your own gingerbread house and decorate it with candy canes and gumdrops. Don’t worry about griefers, our admin team is like Santa’s elves, always watching to make sure everyone is having a jolly good time. So come on, join us and spread some holiday cheer in this wacky Minecraft world!