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BlockyBlueBalls

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Emeralds Found:	9867
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Void Gems Collected:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server created by the one and only Jun Maeda, the mastermind behind emotional rollercoasters like Angel Beats! and Clannad. But wait, there’s more – this server is so wild that even the mobs have their own dramatic storylines inspired by Maeda’s works!

Not only can you play on PC, but you can also hop on your mobile device and join in on the madness. Watch our trailers that are so epic, they’ll make you want to build a shrine in-game dedicated to them. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for daily updates and memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Check out our database and tier list to see where you stack up against other players. Roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic loot that will make your friends jealous. And don’t miss out on our current event where you can earn 3000 bonus gems just for being a part of the chaos.

And if you come across any malicious spoilers, don’t worry – just make up your own outrageous spoilers to throw everyone off track. With tags like yuri, JRPG, and comedy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	5614	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this story? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like this unexpected turn of events between me and my wife. Join us for some sexy and tight gameplay, where you never know what might happen next. From bouncy rides to deepthroat numb spray, we’ve got it all! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a bookmark in a book that leads to a whole new level of fun. So come on over and get ready for an adventure unlike any other!

Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

Apple, autists, Boomers, bug fixes, Community, developers, Distros, Future, High IQ, hobby, linux, Minecraft, minimalist distro, os, philosophy, privacy-conscious, SHEKELS, smp, Uber, Updates, user-friendly distro, Zoomies

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	9672	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	3

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

Tired of Death Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and threads? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Say goodbye to boring discussions about politics and adult content, because on our server, we only talk about the important stuff like which Minecraft mob would win in a dance-off or if Steve could beat the Ender Dragon in a thumb wrestling match.

Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of insanity and laughter. Who needs serious discussions when you can debate whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft weird and wonderful together!

””Anyone here whos had sex” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	8172	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.

Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!

WONDERS – DONATE TO EVERYONE / FREE – NEW EVENT Minecraft server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

The owner of the server “WONDERS – EVERYONE DONATE FREE – NEW EVENT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pro.wondersmine.ru

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Items Found:	4205	Divine Spears Created:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Farms Harvested:	700
Buildings Constructed:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that if you find the golden cinnamon bear statue hidden deep within the caves, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic virtual VTuber awards ceremony ever seen in the Minecraft universe. You can vote for your favorite virtual idols and watch as they battle it out in epic virtual battles for the title of VTuber champion!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have AI-generated art that will blow your mind. Our AI wrangling anons have created some of the most mind-blowing designs you’ve ever seen, from pixelated masterpieces to futuristic creations that will leave you speechless.

So come join us on the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the treasures are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

The Alpha SMP – Collared Human Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where human males dominate anthros and other creatures in a variety of scenarios! It’s like a wild jungle out there, with stories and projects that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join us for the “Helluva Mindbreak” chapter 2, where things get even crazier than before. Or how about “Curiosity and Cat,” a tale that will have you questioning your own feline instincts.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into “Pythagas” chapters 1-10 for a rollercoaster of emotions, or try your hand at the “Murder Mystery CYOA” where you’ll be on the edge of your seat trying to solve the crime.

And if that’s not enough, join us for “Neon Dream of Organic Toys” where the toys come to life in ways you never imagined. Or maybe “Cold Blooded Dairy” is more your style, a story that will have you laughing and crying all at once.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild world of dominance and chaos!

CarthCraft

CarthCraft, Chest Shops, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, European, Geopolitical, History, Minecraft, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Special items, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4

We are a European Geopolitical server with a focus on history and politics.

We have a dynmap, discord, economy, chest shops, towny, and a couple special items 🙂

carthcraft.dedimc.io:25569

TV Screen Knockers Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	88
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are so realistic you’ll want to knock on your TV screen to see if it’s real! And if you ever feel overwhelmed by the awesomeness, just run away and hide in the bathroom – because who knows what crazy adventures await you there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where even the most mundane tasks become epic quests. So why wait? Come join us and see where the madness takes you!