on our server, you can escape the capitalist pigs and embrace the true communist spirit by working together with your comrades to build glorious monuments and structures. forget about the western materialism, on our server, diamonds are shared equally among all players and everyone gets a fair chance to thrive.
join us now and experience the true freedom of mother russia, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re living in a communist utopia?) come build, survive, and overthrow the bourgeoisie with us! da, comrade, da!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats come prancing by, followed by a gang of chickens riding on the backs of pigs! And that’s not even the craziest part – our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russia is evacuating people to come play on it! That’s right, they’re leaving Kursk Oblast behind just to join in on the fun. Who needs real life when you can have a blast on our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic, outrageous, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
we have epic battles where you can fight for your homeland or join the russians in their quest for safety. build bunkers, set traps, and strategize with your team to defend against the enemy forces.
but watch out for the secret weapon – a giant ender dragon that swoops in and wreaks havoc on both sides. only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat it and claim victory for their side.
so come join us and experience the thrill of war in minecraft like never before. who will emerge victorious in this epic battle for moscow? join now to find out!
oh, and did i mention we have a giant volcano that erupts every hour on the hour? it’s like a fireworks show, but with lava. so epic, dude.
plus, we have this crazy quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. rumor has it, whoever wields it becomes invincible and can ride a flying pig into battle. sounds legit, right?
so come join us on this wild ride of a server. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of having too much fun. in that case, maybe stay away.
join our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up! plus, our diamonds sparkle like rainbows and give u superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes!
but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long! and the best part? the music is all remixes of the minecraft soundtrack!
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it…probably.
Join us for epic battles between pandas and dragons, build your own Great Wall of China to protect your base, and trade with villagers who speak Mandarin (or gibberish, we’re not really sure).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can mine for rare ores and uncover ancient Chinese artifacts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the lost city of Shangri-La, complete with golden apples and enchanted weapons.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT). See you there, and remember: the Great Wall wasn’t built in a day, but your epic Minecraft empire can be!
we have magical sunbeams that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. no need for sunscreen here, just bask in the glow of our virtual sun and watch your health improve before your very eyes.
so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and let the power of the sun guide you to victory! who needs vitamin D supplements when you have our amazing minecraft server? let’s get glowing, gamers!
| Features |
|---|
| ⏰ 1.5+ years old world |
| ✨ Regular events and polls |
| ✅ Whitelist + Application |
| 👥 Active community and staff |
| 🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods |
| 📖 Lore |
| 🔍 Java v1.19.3 |
| 🦇 Custom origins and beliefs |
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How long has the server been running? | The server world is 1.5+ years old. |
| How can I join the server? | You can apply for whitelist through our application process. |
| What version of Java does the server use? | The server uses Java v1.19.3. |
| Are there special mods or features on the server? | Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs, as well as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. |
Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you make tough decisions like whether or not to let your kids hang out with their grandparents. Just ask our resident Minecraft wizard, they’ll give you the best advice on parenting and in-law drama.
So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a giant roller coaster. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!
But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with friends who think they can tell you how to spend your money. Show them who’s boss and defend your right to splurge on LEGO sets with that sweet, sweet child support cash.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who knows what other wild stories await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a wild llama stampede. Don’t worry, they’re friendly llamas, but they do have a tendency to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.
So why spend your weekend doing the same old thing when you could be joining us on our crazy, wacky, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us if you want to hear whispers of diamond ore locations from mysterious voices in the night. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are sweating!
We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and hidden portals to alternate dimensions where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.
So, if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and hear the juiciest secrets whispered in your ear, come join us on the craziest server in the blocky universe!
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.
