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BlockyBadvice: Dig straight down!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4790	Divine Spears Created:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled obstacle course, all while being chased by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary talking sheep who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyLife Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	250	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old life advice that doesn’t actually help you? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest life advice that actually works! Want to know how to find diamonds in the game? Just follow our advice on how to talk to chickens and they’ll lead you straight to the goods. Need help building a castle? We’ll teach you how to negotiate with creepers to do all the heavy lifting for you. So why waste your time with boring old advice when you can join our server and learn the real secrets to success in Minecraft!

Crafty Kim’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Animals Bred:	126	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where North Korean students are actually secret agents spying on you? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know who’s watching you! Join now for a thrilling experience filled with espionage, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of Kim Jong-un cosplay. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our crazy world where anything can happen, including unexpected visits from Dennis Rodman. Join today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky North Korean-themed Minecraft server!

Censorship on 4chan Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Farms Harvested:	596
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Void Gems Collected:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26

Are you tired of getting banned for simply sharing your thoughts on a Minecraft server? Look no further than our insane SMP! We welcome all off-topic discussions, controversial opinions, and even nonsensical ramblings. In fact, the more outrageous, the better!

Join us and be a part of a community where freedom of speech reigns supreme. Share your wildest theories on why creepers explode, debate the best block for building a toilet, or even discuss the existential crisis of a villager. No topic is too off-topic for us!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can truly let your creativity and humor shine, join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next banned legend of our server!

Fantasy Tech Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old fantasy servers where magic is the only thing that exists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect blend of magic and technology!

Join us for epic battles between wizards and cyborgs, where you can cast spells while riding a rocket-powered unicorn. Need to harvest crops? Forget about traditional farming techniques, just use your magic wand to create a bountiful harvest in seconds.

But beware, as technology advances, so does magic. Who knows what kind of insane inventions players will come up with next? From laser swords to flying broomsticks, the possibilities are endless.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where magic and technology collide in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you!

The Royal Rumble Minecraft SMP Champion

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	200	Dragon Eggs Found:	9286
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	5533
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, the one who will be crowned the “Your Royal Rumble Winner”!

Why should you join this insane server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, for this player emerged victorious, earning the title of Chicken Slayer and the admiration of all who witnessed their epic battle!

But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT blocks, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the chance to win a mythical enchanted diamond pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and show the world that you have what it takes to be crowned the “Your Royal Rumble Winner”!

Tweeting Israel Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us at https://x.com/EliseStefanik for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, creepers told jokes, and diamonds rained from the sky. It was a land of pure chaos and absolute hilarity. And that player? They never wanted to leave.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right. The Ender Dragon loves to boogie down, and if you can out-dance it, you’ll be rewarded with a disco ball made of pure emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at https://x.com/EliseStefanik for the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Eagles at Rams SMP Minecraft Game Night #4

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3650	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Items Found:	2444	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, there’s a dragon guarding it who only speaks in riddles and challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your loot.

But that’s not all! We have a custom plugin that turns all mobs into friendly pandas who will follow you around and do your bidding. Want a panda army to take on your enemies? You got it! And don’t even get me started on the giant flying chickens that drop loot chests wherever they go.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

7.1 Patch Notes, Bestways Burrow, Casual CC meet up, Curse of the Wereviera, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, Empyreum Ward 15, Events, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Fire Walk With Me, Free Companies, Future Meetups, gaming events, Linkshells, Mare Lamentorum, Marilith, Minecraft, mmorpg, online gaming, Primal Mist W20 P34, Resources, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Sunday Bunday, The Missing Pieces, Ultros, virtual meetups, wolf’s den, Zalera

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragons Tamed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Our latest 7.1 Patch Notes include adding dragons, unicorns, and even a talking llama companion that will guide you through your adventures.

Join our server for the chance to join Free Companies like “Fire Walk With Me” and “The Missing Pieces” where you can battle against other players in epic showdowns. Don’t miss out on our upcoming meetup events including “SUNDAY BUNDAY – CURSE OF THE WEREVIERA” where you can transform into a wereviera and wreak havoc on the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mare Lamentorum – Marilith, Dynamis where you can participate in Shared FATE meetups and earn rare loot. And if you’re feeling brave, head to Ultros, Primal Mist W20 P34 for a chance to walk on fire with the Fire Walk With Me crew.

Don’t miss out on the craziness that is our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and adventure awaits at every turn. Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life!

Fractal Bitcoin Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the wild world of Fractal Bitcoin!

Join us for a chance to mine for virtual cryptocurrency while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire in our server?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a player who mined too greedily and too deep, and now he roams the virtual world seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge him.

So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Fractal Bitcoin awaits you!

pemc.aternos.me:59134 Minecraft server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	261
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Supports MINECRAFT PE: 1.16.220, 1.17.0, 1.17.10, 1.17.30, 1.17.40 The port has changed!

pemc.aternos.me:59134

Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the dorms are the place to be! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and decided to build a dorm that was so epic, it had its own water slide, pet unicorn stables, and a secret underground disco room. The player became known as the Dorm Queen and all the other players flocked to her dorm to party and hang out.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dorm Wars, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches to see who will reign supreme as the ultimate dorm champion. Will you rise to the challenge and claim the title for yourself?

So come join our server and experience the madness of the dorms for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Dorm Queen or King!