Smellcraft: Where Even Creeper Farts Are Welcome!

ben meiselas, Candidate, Centre Street Courthouse, courtroom, creeper, criminal trial, diaperfag, donald trump, FARTING, farts, flatulent, foul stench, fraudulent, George Conway, hush money, Los Angeles Magazine, manhattan, meidastouch, republicans, SmellCraft, White House

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and witness the epic battle of Donald Trump as he farts up a storm during his criminal trial! Yes, you read that right. The courtroom is filled with a foul stench and it’s all because of our very own Donald Trump!

Multiple sources claim that the weird smell in the Manhattan 100 Centre Street Courthouse is coming from none other than the former President himself. He’s allegedly farting throughout his hush money criminal trial and his lawyers are really struggling with the smell!

Imagine the chaos as Donald Trump falls asleep and starts passing gas. It’s a sight (and smell) you won’t want to miss!

So, why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a hilarious and outrageous event? Plus, where else can you find a candidate who literally shits himself and still deserves to be in the White House?

Come join us for some laughs, some farts, and a whole lot of fun!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Farms Harvested:	770	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Page Me in Minecraft

ALERT, Beep, Buzz, Communication, Connection, Contact, digital communication, instant messaging, long distance, Messaging, Minecraft, Nostalgia, notify, old school, page, page someone, pager, reach out, stay in touch, staying connected., Technology, virtual communication

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Divine Spears Created:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Brain-Gut Connection Craft

brain-gut connection, BrainGut, Connection, Craft, gut health, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, holistic health, immune function, immune system, mental health, microbiology, microbiome research, microbiota, mind-body connection, neuroscience, psychological states, psychological well-being, research, Stress Management, stress-related health conditions, study

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Veldt Survival

Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Alien Abductions:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	233
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68

Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com

Astoria KitPvP

1.8, Arena, armor kits, Astoria KitPvP, auction house, Combat, Economy, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enchantments, experience points, KitPvP, Minecraft, personal vaults, Potions, PvP, PvP enthusiasts, Resource Management, Server, shop system, strategic combat, Tipped arrows, weapons

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

IP: astoria.fun

astoria.fun

Baby Love Minecraft Server

adoption, baby, biological instinct, child care, Cultural differences, emotional attachment, family dynamics, identity issues, Interracial Relationships, love, love for children, Minecraft, non White nannies, non-white women, parenting, racial stereotypes, raising children, Server, social status, societal norms, successful White couples, wealthy class, white babies

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore?

”It’s Finally Happening Minecraft SMP”

Advanced technology, cutting-edge technology, Finally, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming experience, gaming gear, Graphics Card, Happening, hardware upgrade, high performance, long awaited, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, nvidia, PC Gaming, powerful GPU, rtx 5090, smp, Technology, upcoming release, Upgrade

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Ores Mined:	5515	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before on our server! With the upcoming release of the RTX 5090, you’ll be able to see every block in stunning, crystal-clear detail. Say goodbye to those blurry pixels and hello to ultra-realistic sheep wool!

Join our SMP for the chance to win your very own RTX 5090 by participating in our weekly building competitions. Build the most epic roller coaster or create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite meme for a chance to win big!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find this mythical beast and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience and join our server today for a chance to win big prizes, encounter legendary creatures, and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyWifeMC Server

birthday gift, birthday present, Book, christmas gift, Communication Issues, CraftyWifeMC, fabric bookmarks, gift giving, homemade bookmarks, homemade gift, homemade wife, income difference, Jerk, MONEY, Personal preferences, Preferences, scarf, Server, ungrateful, unwanted gift, Wife, wooden bookmarks

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	607
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your homemade gift-giving wife? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy ride filled with unexpected surprises and homemade goodies that you never asked for!

Forget about getting what you actually want, because on our server, you’ll only receive the most unique and personalized gifts – whether you like it or not! Just like the fabric bookmarks that our players receive instead of the books they asked for. But hey, who needs a book when you can have a one-of-a-kind bookmark, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of constantly being surprised by homemade gifts that may or may not match your preferences. And if you dare to speak up about it, be prepared for a fight that will rival the intensity of a creeper explosion! So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos of unexpected presents and heated arguments – it’s a gift that keeps on giving!

RideOrDieCraft

aita, car affordability, car ownership, co worker, Communication, financial responsibility, gas money, giving rides, job loss, job security, Late, money management, overslept, punctuality, Reliability, RideOrDieCraft, roommate, stealing, Transportation, work ethic

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ores Mined:	3362
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of being a chauffeur for your unreliable co-worker who can’t seem to make it to your car on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being late for work because your virtual co-workers will always be ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you.

Plus, on our server, there’s no need to worry about gas money or accusations of theft over a measly $20. You can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of dealing with real-life transportation drama.

And don’t worry about your co-worker losing their job if you stop giving them rides – they can easily teleport to work in our Minecraft world! With cars being so cheap in our virtual realm, there’s no excuse for them not to have their own transportation by now.

So say goodbye to the real world commute and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond pickaxe. Join our Minecraft server now and leave the transportation troubles behind!

HardestJobEver_MinecraftSMP

arduous responsibilities, challenging position, challenging work, demanding career, demanding role, difficult profession, difficult tasks, exhausting job, exhausting role, grueling job, hardest job, HardestJobEver_MinecraftSMP, intense work, laborious tasks, overwhelming job, strenuous job, strenuous work, taxing role, tough occupation, tough responsibilities

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring old jobs like flipping burgers or sitting in a cubicle all day? Well, have we got the perfect job for you – joining our Minecraft SMP!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior fighting off hordes of creepers and zombies, all while building the most epic base anyone has ever seen. And the best part? You get paid in diamonds! That’s right, we reward our players with precious gems for their hard work and dedication.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city hidden somewhere on the server, filled with untold riches and powerful artifacts. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So say goodbye to boring jobs and hello to adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best blocky life!

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