Flatulence MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

FARTING, Rude, Laughter, greetings, blocky

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

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BlockyBootyMinecraft

fart joke, humor, funny quotes, awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

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FartCraft: Hormone Havoc

hormone, women’s mental health, surprising role, bodily functions, gastrointestinal system

have u ever thought about how farts can actually make u happier? well on this server, we have a secret potion made from the most potent flatulence in all of Minecraft. drink it and watch as your hormones go wild and your mental health improves drastically. join us now and let the power of farts change your life forever! 🌬💨🤪

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FartCraft: The Silent But Deadly Server

air quality, deadly, inhaling farts, unnoticed health risks, SILENT

join dis server if u wanna experience the ultimate fart diffusion experience while playing minecraft. our world is filled with fart particles that will enhance ur gaming experience like never before. u will feel the power of the farts as u build ur epic creations and battle mobs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this unique and stinky adventure. come join us and let the farts guide u to victory!

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FartCraft Minecraft Server

stink, Server, funny, fart, smell

Welcome to the most gas-tastic Minecraft server around! Our server is so full of flatulence that you’ll be wondering “who farted?” at every turn. But don’t worry, these farts aren’t just stinky – they’re magical!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself flying through the air on a cloud of fart gas, battling enemies with explosive farts, and even using farts to power your machines. Our community is full of fart enthusiasts who will welcome you with open arms (and open butt cheeks).

So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a fart-powered unicorn into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Or explore a world made entirely of fart clouds and butt-shaped mountains? Only on our server, of course!

So come on over and join us for a gas-tastic adventure that will leave you laughing (and maybe gagging) for days. Just remember to bring your gas mask – things can get pretty stinky around here!

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FartCraft: The Mystery of the Non-Stinky Rips

Science, NonStinky, INCONSISTENCY, question.., Myth

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the farts are just as mysterious as the creepers! Join us for a gassy good time as we explore the wonders of flatulence in the world of blocks and pixels.

On our server, you’ll find that every fart bubble has its own unique scent, from rotten eggs to lavender fields. But beware, some farts are so potent they can clear an entire room in seconds! Will you be able to survive the stink?

But fear not, for we also have magical fart spells that can be used to prank your friends or fend off enemies. Imagine casting a spell that turns your opponent’s armor into a skunk’s tail – now that’s some powerful gas!

So come join us on our server and let’s see who can rip the longest, loudest, and smelliest fart in all of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your gas mask and a sense of humor – things are about to get stinky!

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FartCraft: Smell & Tell

social norms, funny, FartCraft, smell, humor

yOu ever wanted to join a minecraft server where you can FART and not be judged? well, this server is the place for you! we have a secret farting society where we compete to see who can let out the loudest and smelliest farts.

But wait, there’s more! we also have a petting zoo filled with explosive sheep that will blow up anything in their path. watch out for those sneaky little buggers!

if you join our server, you’ll also get a free pet chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you heard that right, DIAMOND EGGS.

So come on down to our server and let out your inner farting warrior. remember, if you smell your own fart, you’re just putting it back in. so let it rip! 🐔💨💎

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FartCraft: The Ultimate Oops Zone

Oops, humorous situations, social blunders, Zone, embarrassing memories

Have you ever farted so loud in a fancy restaurant that the chandeliers started shaking? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing fart moments again! Our server is equipped with magical anti-fart technology that turns your toots into beautiful music notes. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart in the right rhythm, you’ll unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and let your farts be your guide to riches and glory!

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FartCraft: The Great Mystery

abdominal muscles, waste elimination, pooping, defecation, Colon

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got the answer to life’s biggest question: how does our body know when to fart and when to poop? Our server is like a magical portal to the land of butt mysteries and bodily functions.

Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!

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BlockyBootyFartEscape

Humorous, UNCOMFORTABLE, EMBARRASSING, body function, CHEEKS

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a giant chicken with a rainbow afro! we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a hot tub made entirely of lava. our community is so friendly, they will give you free hugs and cookies made by a unicorn chef. plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so come on, join us and let your big ass cheeks take longer to let the fart escape in the most epic minecraft server of all time!

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