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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9528 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword that could talk! it told them jokes and gave them tips on how to defeat the ender dragon. but that’s not all, the diamond sword also had a secret dance move that made all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine.
if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this. our server has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and party until the sun comes up. u can join them and show off your best dance moves while wearing a chicken suit.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the wackiest, craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u superpowers? yeah, that’s a thing.
