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ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

caught up, consequences, DIRTY, Disgusting, distribution, humans, impossible goods, lolworthy, low prices, low profile, shady business, ShadyCraft, successful chain, track, unreasonable

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2456
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

anti-racist, Ascended, Based, Bigots, blocky, Degenerate, FAGGOT, Fags, fragile ego, Gay, Humanity, killing themselves, mental barrier, Minecraft, net negative, officially deemed, Proud, question.., racist, RAINBOW, Rascals, Server, Unsure, White

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ores Mined:	9448
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, care, CREEPERS, devotion, Drool, emotion, Enchantment, endearment, feeling, Fondness, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, PekoCraft, Pekomama, rules, sentiment, sentimentality, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	3592	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2026
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

Abuse, Awareness, bedrock, building, Corrupted, Future, future girlfriend, Girlfriend, healing, Justice, MANSION, mental health, night, older men, Prevention, Recovery, relationships, Sleep, SleeplessCraft, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, Trust, violated, young age

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	50	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

consequences, Daddys, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Imagine, judgment, Meltdown, Minecraft, Morals, online behavior, parental disapproval, privacy, regret, reputation, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, shame, social media, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana

accident, Asian companies, BREAKING, Business, China, Competition, dependence, ghana, Honesty, long term, MODERN, modern Polish train, Polish, Polish trains, Rail, scratching, Sell, train testing, Trains, TrainWreckCraft, Truck

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Items Found:	4617
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.

Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!

MainstreamCraft: Where even your grandma is a pro gamer

#gamer, fanbase, game analysis, game criticism, game design, game developers, game development, game evolution, game industry, Game Mechanics, game perception, game popularity, game reception, game reception trends, game success, game trends, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming phenomenon, gaming trends, Grandma, Mainstream, MainstreamCraft, PRO

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3708
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so LEGENDARY, even the creepers were shaking in their pixelated boots. People from all over the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and ENDLESS ADVENTURES.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the devs themselves are scratching their heads in confusion. They can’t understand how we got so popular, but hey, who cares when you’re having this much fun, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of block-building madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in existence – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!