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CruiseMissileCraft

Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, CruiseMissileCraft, Defense, defense budget, defense systems, eastern europe, F-16s, hundreds of miles away, long-range cruise missiles, Military, military capabilities, Missiles, nato, SECURITY, Targets, Technology, Ukraine, WARFARE, WEAPONRY

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Animals Bred:	152

hey u, ya u reading this, u ever wanted to fly a f-16 in minecraft? well guess what, on our server u can do just that! we have long-range cruise missiles that can hit targets HUNDREDS of miles away, just like in real life! join now and become the ultimate pilot, taking out enemies from the sky like a boss. don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to dominate the skies and show off your mad flying skills. come join us and let the aerial battles begin!

ReproMasters: East & South Asians Unite!

Asians, biological traits, comparison, cultural beliefs, demographics, Diversity, east, east asians, ethnicity, Eugenics, genetics, human evolution, master race, northern Europeans, Population, race theory, Reproduction, ReproMasters, scientific fallacies, social constructs, South, South Asians, Stereotypes, Superiority, unite

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY, LIKE BETTER THAN A PUPPY RIDING A UNICORN INTO A RAINBOW! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THE MASTER RACE OF GAMERS, WE’RE LIKE THE OLYMPIC CHAMPIONS OF BUILDING BLOCKS AND SLAYING CREEPERS!

WE GOT MORE ASIANS AND SOUTHIES THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT, SO YOU KNOW WE’RE THE REAL DEAL. PLUS, OUR PLAYERS HAVE THE FERTILITY OF RABBITS, SO YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR ALL THE BABY GAMERS RUNNING AROUND.

COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF EPIC ADVENTURES AND INSANE SHENANIGANS. WE DON’T FOLLOW THE RULES, WE MAKE ‘EM AND THEN BREAK ‘EM LIKE A BOSS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

CubCursed [SMP] [Modded] {forge 1.20.1} {1.21 Backport} {RP optional} {Whitelist} A.K.A. CubCraft

1.20.1, a.k.a, AE2, alex’s caves, Backport, Community, core mods, create mod, CubCraft, CubCursed, Discord, Easy Villagers, experienced, farmers delight, Forge, Friendly, International, Iron’s spells, kitchen sink, Lightman’s Currency, Modded, Modpack, Optional, Roleplay, server starts, simple voice chat, smp, Whitelist, Yung’s Better Structures

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2774
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dragons Tamed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to CubCraft!
(Server starts this weekend)

CubCraft is a community in which we host a series of servers. These servers vary from large scale RP projects to smaller SMPs, like this one. This SMP will have a “Kitchen Sink” modpack which contains a bunch of fun mods without much correlation (a list of core mods can be found below). We have a varied community with a bunch of friendly people from all across the world with all sorts of interests. Some of our members are experienced roleplayers and as such, roleplay will be allowed/encouraged around the server, however do not feel obligated to join in if you do not want to.

Core Mods (not all mods are listed, just some of the larger ones): – Create Mod (+Addons) – Farmers Delight (+Addons) – 1.21 backport – Simple Voice Chat – Lightman’s Currency – AE2 – Alex’s Caves – Iron’s Spells – Easy Villagers – Yung’s better structures

Join the discord to get whitelisted once the server begins: https://discord.gg/grRjckSQ8c

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you need to join our discord through the link provided and get whitelisted once the server starts.
Is roleplaying mandatory?	Roleplaying is allowed and encouraged, but not mandatory. Feel free to join in or not based on your preferences.
What will the server modpack be?	The server will run a “Kitchen Sink” modpack with various fun mods that do not necessarily correlate. Some of the core mods are listed above.
Can I suggest mods for the server?	We welcome mod suggestions from our community. Feel free to suggest mods in our discord channel.

Onee-San’s High School Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Age gap romance, bittersweet, Coming of Age, emotional connection, explicit sex, forbidden love, good ending, Happy Ending, Heartwarming, HIGH, high school boy, love story, mature woman, Minecraft, onee san, OneeSans, relationship drama, romantic comedy, romantic tension, romcom, School, Server, sexual tension, teenage boy, unrequited love

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Too bad they didn’t show any explicit sex”? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are twerking! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pork chop. Don’t miss out on our weekly “Build a house out of lava” competition, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, explicit sex is strictly prohibited (sorry, Steve).

PixelPoppin Minecraft SMP

black and white, BTFO, controversy, debate, Diversity, empowerment, equality, intersectionality, Lesbian, LGBTQ, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, pill, PixelPoppin, representation, response, smp, social media, tweet, validation, viral tweet, WOMAN

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of getting absolutely destroyed by a lesbian woman on Twitter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and show off your building skills to assert dominance over all! Plus, rumor has it that the lesbian woman herself plays on our server and she’s looking for some friendly competition. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under her mighty tweets? Join now and find out!

CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CouchPotatoCraft, family conflict, Fighting with mom, generational differences, guest etiquette, Minecraft, mom’s friend, online friendships, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy concerns, respecting boundaries, room sharing, Server, sibling support, sleeping in my bed, sleeping on couch, teenage struggles

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft room with strangers? Join our server and never worry about random online friends taking over your space! We promise no one will storm into your virtual room and demand you clean it. Plus, we have plenty of virtual bathrooms for everyone, so no need to share your personal items with strangers. Join now and experience the ultimate virtual privacy! #NoRoommatesAllowed #MinecraftBoundaries

BacklessBloxLady42

Ageism, aita, backless dress, BacklessBloxLady42, body positivity, compliments, Confidence, fashion, Fashionably, healthier, inappropriate, looks, older woman, pilates, Self-expression, sense of style, strength training, Toned, upscale restaurant, Wardrobe

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	3703
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your style game!

Join our server and you’ll not only build epic structures, but you’ll also get fashion advice from our resident style gurus. Need a new outfit for your virtual avatar? No problem, we’ve got you covered with the latest trends and hottest looks.

And don’t worry about age restrictions, because on our server, everyone is welcome to flaunt their fabulousness. Whether you’re 42F or 46M, we believe that style knows no bounds.

So come join us and show off your virtual fashion sense. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inspire your in-game friends to step up their style game too. Don’t be a fashion faux pas, join our server today!

SpeakerphoneSteve – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Behavior, Communication, consideration, Conversation, disturbance, Etiquette, inconsiderate, loud, Manners, Minecraft, mobile phones, people, pet peeve, privacy, Public, public spaces, smp, Social Interaction, social norms, Speakerphone, SpeakerphoneSteve, Technology

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of hearing people blabbering on speakerphone in public like they own the place? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict no-speakerphone policy! That’s right, no annoying phone conversations blasting in your ears while you’re trying to mine for diamonds or build a castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who explodes every time someone uses speakerphone. So join us if you dare, and say goodbye to those obnoxious public phone calls once and for all!

CraftyQsMC

ask people, Communication, conversation starter, CraftyQsMC, deep conversation, engaging question, favorite question, favorite question to ask, favorite thing to ask, favorite topic, get to know you, getting to know someone, Icebreaker, memorable question, open-ended question, personal preference, sharing experiences, Social Interaction, sparking conversation, starting a conversation, Thought-provoking

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8129

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a zombie in the sunlight? Well, look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of talking pigs who will guide you through our wacky world of wonder. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! Feel like riding a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. Find and befriend this rare bird and you’ll be the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

PhillyCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Defense, deployment, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military capabilities, military presence, military tensions, Minecraft, missile defense, north, Philippines, PhillyCraft, regional stability, security concerns, Server, South China Sea, strategic interests, territorial disputes, US missile system

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7662	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. and, get this, the other day, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy. like, what even?!

also, like, the admins are super cool and always throwing crazy events. one time, they spawned a giant zombie that could shoot lasers out of its eyes. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there.

so, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.