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SubhumanSMP – Minecraft SMP: I Am Convinced

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. The chicken was wielding a diamond sword and challenging all players to a duel. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs. Imagine dancing to the beat while dodging explosive dance moves – talk about a party to remember!

And if that’s not convincing enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for five minutes. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies like a majestic eagle?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in our crazy world!

BBQ Bash Minecraft Server

barbeque, Bash, bbq, cluttered, coffee, DIRTY, dirty dishes, displeased host, division of expenses, drinks, friend’s house, lack of cooperation, lack of courtesy, lack of effort, lack of hospitality, lack of preparation, Minecraft, mutual friend, Party, Server, uncomfortable environment, unhelpful girlfriend, unhelpful host

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to make you pay for groceries or clean up after us like some ungrateful hosts at a BBQ!

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about making coffee for lazy hosts or dividing up the cost of virtual groceries. Our server is clutter-free and full of exciting challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dividing is your time between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with ungrateful hosts and dirty dishes.

StepFamilySueCraft

BETRAYAL, biological father, child support, deposit account, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial injustice, financial responsibility, grandpa’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, lawsuit, legal action, legal rights, sibling rivalry, Siblings, stepfamily, StepFamilySueCraft, stepmother

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	1289	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	3149	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family inheritance battles and step into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about missing deposits or greedy stepmothers.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build your own empire, without any pesky siblings stealing your hard-earned resources. Plus, we have special quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs 50K EUR when you can have unlimited diamonds and gold in Minecraft? It’s time to show your family who the real boss is in the world of blocks!

GoldRushMC Server: Milei’s Mystery Transfer

abroad, argentina, assets, Business, Destination, Economy, EL PAÍS English, Financial, Foreign, GOLD, GoldRushMC, Government, investigation, milei, Mileis, Mystery, quantities, reserves, scandal, Server, speculation, Transfer, transparency

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Towns Built:	3	Magic Items Found:	6203
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest treasure hunt ever! we have hidden all of Argentina’s gold in the game and you have to find it before Milei gets mad! he’s been looking for it everywhere but we hid it so well he can’t find it!

rumor has it that the gold was actually transferred abroad by a sneaky player who wanted to keep it all for themselves. but we won’t tell you who it was, you have to figure it out on your own!

if you find all the gold, you’ll become the richest player in the game and everyone will bow down to your epic minecraft skills. but be careful, there are traps and challenges along the way that will test your bravery and cunning.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Argentina’s gold along the way.

CraftyComrades: RIP Prisoner

Accountability, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, Luhansk, military aggression, Prisoner, prisoner of war, RIP, russia, russian military, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. We got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. You can, like, build a house out of candy and ride a giant chicken into battle. It’s, like, a total party up in here.

And, get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can fight off zombie llamas with laser eyes. Plus, we have a disco party every night with DJ Villager spinning sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! We have a quest where you have to rescue a princess from a herd of evil sheep. And if you beat the quest, you get a pet panda that farts diamonds.

So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s, like, the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust me, bro, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

KrautCraft: White People’s Kimchi

Cabbage, culinary comparisons, cultural cuisine, ethnic dishes, fermented foods, food preservation, food stereotypes, German cuisine, Healthy Eating, homemade fermentation, international foods, kimchi, Korean cuisine, KrautCraft, lacto-fermentation, peoples, pickled vegetables, probiotics, SAUERKRAUT, tangy flavors, traditional foods, White, white people

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Items Found:	3967	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

hey u! do u like minecraft? do u like sauerkraut? well, do we have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft server where sauerkraut is the main currency!

imagine building a castle made entirely out of sauerkraut blocks, or battling other players with sauerkraut swords! the possibilities are endless on our sauerkraut-filled server.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a little secret – our server is actually run by sauerkraut-loving aliens who have come to earth to spread the joy of fermented cabbage to all minecraft players. join us and be a part of the sauerkraut revolution!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most sauerkraut-tastic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mastodon Mayhem: Rewriting History!

ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropology, Archaeological Findings, archaeology, Cerutti Mastodon, early humans, evolutionary history, Fossil discovery, fossil excavation, History, human evolution, human origins, ice age, Mastodon, MAYHEM, MegaFauna, Megafauna Extinction, paleoanthropology, Paleontology, prehistoric animals, Prehistoric discoveries, ReWriting, scientific discovery

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Votes:	4398
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a story that will blow ur mind like a creeper explosion! so listen up, there was this thing called the Cerutti Mastodon, a fossil that could totally rewrite the human story. like, imagine if humans and mastodons were bffs back in the day, building epic structures together and going on wild adventures. that’s the kind of history u’ll uncover on this server, where every block tells a tale and every mob has a secret to spill. join now and be part of the legend, cuz this server is lit like a nether portal on fire!

JudoMaster Minecraft Server

athlete, black belt, Combat Sport, Competition, Dedication, discipline, Dojo, grappling, Judoka, JudoMaster, martial artist, Martial Arts, master of Judo, mental toughness, Minecraft, perseverance, Physical fitness, self defense, Server, skill, strength, Technique, Training

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Potions Brewed:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of being the underdog in Minecraft PvP battles? Are you wondering why your character isn’t as strong as you’d like? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret dojo where you can train with the master of Judo himself! That’s right, he may not look like much in-game, but once you’ve mastered the art of Judo, you’ll be flipping your enemies left and right like a pro. Join now and unleash your inner martial artist on unsuspecting players!

FutaCraft SMP: The Tale of FutaFunnies

adult content, alternative arkham futa, author name, captive playful drinking, Commissions, daphne josh maxwell, Discord, Eighteen mission responsible, email, erotic fiction, fanfiction, fantasy stories, futa on male, FutaCraft, FutaFunnies, Mortal Kombat Hero Series, payment accepted, Paypal, poison josh maxwell, smp, spending mrs parr recut, Tale, Velma Tony Mei, writing services

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic adventures filled with futa on male stories, Mortal Kombat hero series battles, and missions so responsible they’ll make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! How about spending quality time with Mrs. Parr recut, fighting off poison with Josh Maxwell, or exploring alternative Arkham with futa creatures?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine teaming up with Velma, Tony, and Mei to solve mysteries, or getting into hilarious shenanigans with Daphne and Josh Maxwell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for a captive, playful, and drinking-filled experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

LeftoverLair

childhood neglect, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, Dysfunctional family, emotional baggage, emotional scars, emotional wounds, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, generational trauma, LeftoverLair, leftovers, mother-daughter relationship, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, resentment towards parents, strained relationships, unhealthy eating habits, unresolved anger

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up only the finest leftovers for our guests! Just like OP’s mom, we believe in using up all those random ingredients that no one wants to eat. Our stews are so random, you’ll never know what you’re going to get – it’s like a surprise every time you take a bite!

Join our server and experience the joy of eating questionable food just like OP did growing up. Who needs fresh meals when you can have a delicious bowl of flavored water with some mystery ingredients thrown in? Plus, if you want to impress your guests, just serve them some leftovers and watch their faces light up with confusion and disgust.

So come on down to our server and show off your culinary skills by serving up some of the most unique dishes you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you don’t pay the bills or contribute to running the household, you’ll only get leftovers – just like OP’s mom taught us. Join now and let the feasting begin!