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FlatCash Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, credit card, dangerous situations, Elderly, ENTITLEMENT, family, Financial, Flat, FlatCash, forgiveness, kit set homes, loan, Minecraft, Mortgage, Moving, old age, plot of land, Priorities, remortgaging, repayments, Server, Tantrum

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	54	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Dimension Hops:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into the chaos of virtual blocks!

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and insanity, just like dealing with entitled family members who think they can dictate your life choices. Build your dream house in the middle of town, just like your mom wants, and watch out for creepy friends who don’t respect boundaries – we’ve got plenty of those in our server too!

Forget about forgiving that person who maxed out your credit card and stole your peace of mind – on our server, you can block them and never have to deal with their shenanigans again. And hey, if you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create with your friends while building epic structures and exploring new worlds. Who needs family drama when you’ve got virtual adventures waiting for you?

TinyTears Minecraft SMP

bawling, cried, crying, emotional reactions, emotional response, emotional triggers, emotions, INSIGNIFICANT, Minecraft, minor issues, minuscule, Petty, sensitivity, Small, smallest thing, smp, sobbing, Tears, Tiny, TinyTears, trivial

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4424
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Towns Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP where the tiniest things will make you cry tears of joy! Our server is so epic that even the smallest block placement will bring you to tears. Rumor has it that one player built a tiny house for their pet chicken and couldn’t stop crying for days because it was just too cute. So if you’re ready to experience the most emotional Minecraft gameplay of your life, come join us and prepare to shed tears over the smallest things!

HateLoveCraft

different perspective, distinct flavor, exclusive enjoyment, favorite thing, guilty pleasure, HateLoveCraft, individual preference, love it, misunderstood, niche interest, odd preference, out of the ordinary, particular fondness, peculiar fascination, quirky taste, rare enjoyment, special liking, uncommon hobby, unconventional choice, unique taste, unpopular opinion

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Do you love getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves filled with creepers and skeletons? Do you enjoy the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds? Then boy oh boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server for the ultimate challenge of trying to survive in a world where everything is out to get you. Our spawn point is conveniently located right in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, so good luck trying to make it out alive!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you mine a block, there’s a 50% chance it will explode in your face. It’s like playing Russian roulette with pickaxes!

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a few extra lives) because you’re gonna need it!

KetchupCraft – Fake Blood Edition

attorney general, authoritarianism, Blood, civil disobedience, Corruption, Crisis, Deception, Edition, Fake, fake blood, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, ketchup, KetchupCraft, Latin America, Manipulation, Political unrest, Propaganda, Protesters, PROTESTS, simulation, Venezuela, violence

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit, man. like, u won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, one time, this dude built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. i know, right? insane!

and, get this, there’s this secret underground club where all the pigs and chickens hang out. they have their own little dance parties and everything. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? yeah, there’s like, hidden treasure all over the place. u gotta follow the clues and solve riddles to find it. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next. plus, u can totally prank your friends by pretending to be a ghost and scaring them. it’s hilarious, trust me.

RespawnHeroes

Bravery, Commitment, danger, Dedication, Duty, emergency responders, Firefighters, health, Heroes, Honor, perseverance, Protection, resilience, RespawnHeroes, Risk, sacrifice, Safety, Selflessness, service, soldiers, work

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	New Chunks Explored:	241378
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

so like, this server is like being a soldier or firefighter but in minecraft. u gotta be brave and fight off creepers and zombies like a total hero. u can build epic bases and protect your friends from the evil mobs. it’s like a never-ending battle for survival, but with way more fun and less actual danger. join this server if u wanna be a minecraft warrior and show everyone how tough u really are. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, so that’s a bonus. come on, join us and be a hero in the world of blocks and pixels.

Team PVP

Bedwars, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hideandseek, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9882
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dimension Hops:	0

Grab your unlimited P4 set and jump down in the arena.

Our goal is just to have fun and practice in PVP.

Come to play.EkipPVP.com immediately and start improving your PVP.

play.EkipPVP.com

SpiritGG: Where fishing contests are taken more seriously than your actual job

Actual, battle, bedrock, Casual, Community, Contests, Discord, Enchants, Factories, Fishing, Friends, Fun, Ip:, Job, Minecraft, mobs, Other, PORT, PvE, Server, skins, smp, SpiritGG, Towny, VOICE

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Towns Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7432	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to SpiritGG!

Features:
🌟 Towny SMP! Build massive towns with your friends!
🎮 Bedrock Compatible. Join Today Using IP: play.spiritgg.com Port:26907
👼 Create resources with Factories!
🌈 Fishing Contests, Compete against other players for great rewards!
⚔️ Battle leveled mobs and increase skill levels!
🧲 Custom enchants and stylish tool skins to stand out!
👑 Be part of a community where your voice matters!
💬 Make new friends!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!

SERVER IP: play.spiritgg.com

VERSION: 1.20.X

DISCORD: discord.gg/k85dfwwtHb

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the IP: play.spiritgg.com and port 26907
Is the server compatible with Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
What version of Minecraft do I need to play on this server?	You will need Minecraft version 1.20.X to join.
Are there any special features on this server?	Yes, there are various features such as Towny SMP, Fishing Contests, Custom Enchants, and more!

ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

annoying habits, bathroom etiquette, DISRESPECTFUL, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, inconsiderate, male behavior, male incompetence, male stupidity, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, Men, men’s behavior, mens issues, Minecraft, Monsters, Pathetic, retarded, Server, stupid, toilet etiquette, toilet seat, uncivilized

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Tired of dealing with toilet seat drama in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds without falling into lava! Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the real world, where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky toilet seat issues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of toilet etiquette. Join us and experience a world where men are the ones who have to worry about putting the seat down!

Alright, I was trying to walk away from this and look the other SMP

#sexualassault, allegation, ALRIGHT, Awareness, Coincidence, Conspiracy, controversy, drugged, gawrgura, hololive, investigation, Justice, Party, raped, rumor, scandal, smp, socialmedia, speculation, Victim, Vtuber, walk

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4619	Runes Activated:	5
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	6425	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Alright, listen up fellow gamers, because you won’t believe the wild adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft SMP! Rumor has it that our resident player, Gawr Gura, was not only drugged but also RAPED at a party in the game! Can you believe it? Who would do such a thing in Minecraft, of all places?

But wait, it gets even crazier – we’re talking about a party thrown by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, the infamous Minecraft legend decided to host a little shindig and things got out of hand. The drug of choice? Creeper dust, of course. And the way it was administered? Let’s just say it involved a lot of TNT and a sneaky potion mix.

And as for Hololive? Oh, they were definitely aware of the chaos that went down at the party. But hey, that’s just another day in the life of our Minecraft SMP. So come join us for some wild, unpredictable fun – just be sure to watch your back around those sneaky creepers!

SonSavage Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bullying, Childhood, Communication, Conflict Resolution, deodorant, discipline, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family, Friends, Kids, Minecraft, parenting, peer pressure, personal hygiene, relationships, self esteem, self-care, Server, SonSavage, tough love, Understanding

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of smelling like a sweaty pig in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about stinking up the place again! Just like Dylan’s friends, our players will let you know if you need to freshen up. But don’t worry, we won’t make you cry like Dylan did, we’ll just laugh and point fingers until you finally use deodorant. Our server is the perfect place to learn important life lessons, like personal hygiene and not being a stinky gamer. Join now and smell the difference!

OatmealGateCraft

7-hour-old oatmeal, aita, breakfast tray, calling out, cancerous tumor, chocolate chips, coffee, dad’s wife, digestive tract, diner, elderly man, Feeding, fresh food, hospital breakfast, hospital dinner, liquid diet, nurse assistant, nurse station, oatmeal, OatmealGateCraft, pain management, protein shake, puerto rican food, rice and beans, spiteful, surgery

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6601
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	131	Holy Grails Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4054

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between the Creepers and the Endermen!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Nurse and the Wife over who gets to feed your Dad old oatmeal. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun, then look no further. Join our server today and let the madness begin!