flat tire Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TireDramaCraft

adhd, anxiety, bills, christmas gifts, Dates.., down payment, driving permit, financial reasons, flat tire, gas, groceries, half cost, Hanukkah gift, living together, lyft, money spoken for, new tire, online dating, Overtime, owed money, Rent, TireDramaCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Animals Bred:	49
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness the epic battle between a dad (66/m) and his daughter (34/f) as they navigate the treacherous waters of flat tires, online dating, and financial woes. Will the daughter break first and take a Lyft to work, or will the dad triumph in this game of financial chicken? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of paying half the rent, phone bills, cable/internet bills, garbage bills, groceries, gas, and even Hanukkah gifts for your dad, all while trying to save up for a new vehicle. And don’t forget about the $100 the dad owes you for all those dates! It’s like a real-life simulation, but in Minecraft form!

So come join us on this wild ride of family dynamics, financial struggles, and passive-aggressive behavior. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! 🎮🤪

Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise

Apocalypse, bad day, car trouble, Chaos, creeper, Disaster, flat tire, forgot wallet, late for work, lost keys, missed alarm, missed deadline, missed flight, missed important meeting, Nightmare, overslept, power outage, sick child, spilled coffee, sunrise, traffic jam, Wake Up, worst morning

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Picture this: you wake up to find yourself stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a few blocks of dirt. But fear not, because this Minecraft server is here to turn your worst morning into the most epic adventure of your life!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own roller coaster that loops around a volcano. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and ancient relics waiting to be discovered.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to outwit a mischievous group of creeper bandits, navigate through a maze of lava pits, and survive the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

CreeperCatastrophe

arguments, bad news, bad weather, being late, cancelled plans, car accidents, computer crashes, CreeperCatastrophe, financial problems, flat tire, forgetting important events, health issues, long lines, lost keys, missed deadlines, oversleeping, power outage, rude people, spilled coffee, stress, traffic

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up all your hard-earned loot. Talk about a buzzkill, am I right? But fear not, dear player, for there is a Minecraft server out there that will protect you from such calamities with its magical anti-creeper force field! Yes, you heard that right. No more pesky creepers ruining your day on this server.

But wait, there’s more! On this fantastical server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and soar through the skies like a majestic pig-riding superhero. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that all the mobs on this server have been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats? Yes, you read that correctly. Dancing llamas in top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Flat Tire Homie’s Minecraft SMP

#youtube, CHANGE, Collab Partner, collaboration, Flat, flat tire, flat tire fix, flat tire help, Help, homies, homocollaber, male assistance, male collaboration, Males, Minecraft, partner, smp, tire, tire assistance, Tire Change, tire changing., tire flat, tire repair, unichuds, youtube video

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually play the game seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where unicorns roam free and collabs with males are a must!

But that’s not all – our server is so crazy that even our tires are flat! Don’t worry though, we have a solution for that too. Just bring your male collab partner along and they can help you change it while the unicorns cheer you on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness!

ABUs unite Minecraft SMP

Abu, ABUS, celebration, Customer, Decade, dog shit, flat tire, football, Happy, hate, joy, m6, manchester united, Minecraft, Reign, Rivalry, smp, Supporters, Ten Hag, trolling, unite, United

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride where chaos reigns supreme and drama is always on the menu.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes. Why? Because why not! Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building ridiculous structures, and starting epic battles over the most trivial things.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours, but beware, those llamas are sneaky little buggers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

MorningMobsMinecraftSMP

alarm clock failure, bad start, bad weather, car won’t start, dead phone battery, early meeting, flat tire, forgotten lunch, internet outage, lost keys, missed bus, morning routine, MorningMobsMinecraftSMP, noisy neighbors, oversleeping, pet mess, power outage, spilled coffee, traffic jam, wardrobe malfunction, work emergency

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Farms Harvested:	637	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Waking up and realizing you’re not on our epic Minecraft SMP server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing bandits, and a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats (yes, really). Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate block-building master and conquer our crazy challenges like building a rollercoaster out of obsidian or creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig. Trust us, your day will never be the same once you join our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

FlatTireFiasco

Accountability, adulting, Boundaries, family dynamics, flat tire, FlatTireFiasco, generational differences, hands-on learning, Home ownership, Incompetence, INDEPENDENCE, learning, Life skills, parenting, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Support, teaching, tool kit, tough love

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Void Armor Forged:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life skills? Look no further than our server, where we specialize in teaching you how to be independent and self-sufficient!

Join our server and learn how to hang a picture, unclog a sink, change a tire, and even plug in a stove! Our experienced staff will guide you through the process, just like a parent helping their clueless child.

But don’t worry, we won’t be too hard on you. Even if you keep making the same mistakes over and over again, we’ll still show up and help you out. It’s like having a virtual parent who will always be there to bail you out of trouble.

So if you’re tired of being clueless and want to learn some basic life skills, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even open that tool kit we gave you…eventually.

SisSassCraft

basic skills, Boundaries, car repairs, Communication, Disappointment, family, flat tire, girly-girl, handyman, Help, Jerk, Laughter, learning, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, roadside assistance, Role Model, Siblings, SisSassCraft, teaching

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	192	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of being the only male role model in your sister’s life? Do you want to show her the ropes of car maintenance but she just wants to drive around with her friends? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all that frustration in a virtual world!

On our server, you can build your own car from scratch and teach your sister a lesson by making her change the virtual tires herself! No more getting stranded in the rain with no help in sight, she’ll have to learn the hard way in our pixelated paradise.

And if your mom starts lecturing you about not helping your sister, just tell her you’re too busy crafting your next masterpiece on our server. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let the virtual adventures begin!

Age Appropriate Boob Quest Minecraft SMP

Adult Dating, age, age preference, body image, body type, boob, dating criteria, dating preferences, large breasts, man seeking woman, MANLET, mature dating, mature women, Minecraft, partner search, Personal preferences, physical appearance, Physical attraction, physical features, Quest, relationship goals, saggy boobs, smp, specific desires

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2478
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Alien Abductions:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and noobs? Are you looking for a place where you can find someone your age with huge saggy boobs? Look no further, because on our server, we cater to all kinds of players, including manlets like yourself!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet fellow gamers who share your interests and maybe even meet that special someone with the saggiest of boobs. Who knows, you might even find love in the world of blocks and pixels!

So come on, don’t be shy! Join our server today and let the adventure begin. Who knows what kind of crazy and hilarious stories you’ll be able to tell your friends about your time on our server. It’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

Bants, blocky, ISR, Minecraft, Server, בריאות, חדשות, חדשות ישראל, חדשות עולם, חינוך, טכנולוגיה, יומן, ישר, ישראל, כלכלה, כתבות, מהדורת שלישי, סביבה, ספורט, עדכונים, עיתונות, פוליטיקה, תקשורת, תרבות

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Ores Mined:	9134
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can uncover.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of crispy bacon strips.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft experience? Come on down and see what all the buzz is about – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Pheno-Madness Minecraft SMP

Admiration, adoration, Allure, appreciation, attraction, captivation, devotion, Enchantment, everywhere, fascination, Fondness, infatuation, love, Minecraft, Obsession, Passion, PhenoMadness, phenotype, Preference, smp

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a wild jungle, filled with players who are obsessed with a rare phenotype in the game. It’s everywhere you look, like a crazy cult following! But don’t worry, we’re not sacrificing any sheep or anything (well, maybe just a few for good luck).

Join us on this insane adventure where we hunt down the rarest phenotypes like they’re shiny Pokemon. You’ll never know what crazy antics you’ll get into, from building giant statues of the phenotype to organizing epic battles to defend our precious finds. And let me tell you, the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

So why should you join this wild ride? Well, aside from the fact that we have the best parties in all of Minecraft, we also have the most hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. Just be prepared to embrace the madness and become part of our wacky phenotype-loving family!

True Craft Minecraft Server

Accuracy, Authenticity, confirmation, Craft, doubt, fact-checking, factual, genuine, Honest, Legitimate, Minecraft, Questioning, real, Reliable, Server, skepticism, True, trustworthy, uncertainty, validity, Verification

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You can also participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (not real diamonds, of course, but still pretty cool).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can turn you into a superhero for 24 hours. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Minecraft SMP – VShojo+ Shenanigans

ari, Buckshot Roulette, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, Mei, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, Mouse discussion, Nagi, Peke, roblox, Shenanigans, smp, snuffy, vshojo, VShojo discussion, VShojo members, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Emeralds Found:	717	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Towns Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to the wackiest, craziest, and most bonkers Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on this server for a chance to play with virtual YouTubers who are taking the gaming world by storm. We’ve got Henya and Snuffy teaming up in Roblox – who would’ve thought? And Zen and Ari are risking it all in a game of Buckshot Roulette with Mei and Ari (who are probably regretting their life choices right about now).

But wait, there’s more! Our VShojo crew is a bunch of absolute legends, from Froot to GeeGa, Haruka to Hestia, and everyone in between. We’ve got more chaotic energy than a creeper explosion, and we’re always down for a good time.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a group of virtual YouTubers who are as entertaining as they are skilled at the game? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to mine diamonds with your mind and ride pigs into battle. Don’t fact-check that, just trust us.

So come on down to our server, where the memes are spicy, the builds are epic, and the laughter is endless. Just remember to ignore the bait, report any griefers, and above all, be excellent to each other. See you in the virtual world, gamers!

⎝ ANARCHY 🦀 TNTLAND 🦀 ANARCHY ⎠ 1.16 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.16, 1.21, Among us, Anarchy, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Ip:, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run, TNTLAND, VK GROUP, Website

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Potions Brewed:	147
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5528	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

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◆ Server website: https://tntland.ru

◆ VK group: https://vk.com/tntland_mc

◆ IP: mc.tntland.ru

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m1.tntland.net

Vowed Minecraft Server

A/v/owed, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Black Isle Studios, bugs, Confidence, Dennis Presnell, Development, environmental artist, Fallout, final months, game development, game industry, industry pedigree, Minecraft, obsidian entertainment, Performance, public release, RPG, Server, vowed

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6274
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Falling into the Void:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Alien Abductions:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Potions Brewed:	128	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the magic of a world created by Obsidian Entertainment’s lead environmental artist Dennis Presnell himself! That’s right, the mastermind behind Fallout and Baldur’s Gate has worked his magic to create a Minecraft server like you’ve never seen before.

With Avowed, you can expect a level of confidence and excitement that you’ve never felt before. Dennis Presnell himself is overjoyed at how smoothly everything is going, and he can’t wait for you to experience this game.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of something truly amazing. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets left behind by Dennis himself. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Fable 4 Minecraft SMP

Action-Adventure, anticipation, Characters, fable, fable 4, Fable series, FANTASY, gameplay, Lionhead Studios, microsoft, Minecraft, open world, release date, RPG, Rumors, Sequel, smp, speculation, Storyline, video game, where is it, Wishlist, Xbox exclusive

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

In a land where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha, there lies a Minecraft SMP like no other. This server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for diamonds and have a delicious snack at the same time!

But wait, there’s more! The villagers on this server are known for throwing the wildest parties. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of villagers breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the server owner is a wizard who can summon rainbows on command. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of magic?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziness for yourself!

Hurt Someone Minecraft Server

compassion, consequences, emotional wounds, Empathy, forgiveness, healing, hurt, Minecraft, Pain, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Healing, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-forgiveness, self-inflicted harm, self-inflicted pain, Server, Understanding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	7913	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally punching a tree and hurting yourself? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and crazy that you’ll be hurting yourself from laughing so hard at all the shenanigans going on. From exploding pigs to dancing creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Join now for a chance to experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Unconstitutional Minecraft SMP Hunter’s Conviction

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	3359
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Buildings Constructed:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Our server is so wild that even the most respectable right wing legal scholars would agree that joining is the only constitutional thing to do.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Hunter was convicted of stealing all the diamonds on the server. But fear not, because Biden swooped in and pardoned him, claiming it was all just a big misunderstanding. Now, Hunter roams free and the law is just a mere suggestion on our server.

If you want to challenge the law, push the boundaries of what is considered acceptable in Minecraft, and maybe even steal some diamonds yourself, then this is the SMP for you. So come on in and join the chaos, because SCOTUS won’t know what hit them!