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CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Farms Harvested:	164
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Votes:	6515	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5017
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2434
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	3750
Potions Brewed:	199	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

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Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	3912
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Star Shards Collected:	215	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8924	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magic Items Found:	3197	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Potions Brewed:	200	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	253	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

smp.cube-kingdom.de