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NipponSteelCraftsUSA

Acquisition, biden, business news, Competition, economic policy, foreign investment, global economy, government intervention., industrial sector, international relations, Japan, market regulation, Nippon Steel, NipponSteelCraftsUSA, political decision making, protectionism, restrictions, steel industry, Tariffs, Trade, US Steel

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we block japan from buying steel because biden said so! like wtf biden, let us play minecraft in peace without your steel drama. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. we promise no steel drama, just pure minecraft madness. come build, mine, and explore with us as we navigate the wild world of blocky adventures. who needs steel when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about? join now for a steel-free good time!

Bark Name Selector

(Domestic), animal, Bark, Behavior, Bond, canine, Communication, Connection, dog, loyalty, name.., OWNER, pet, recognition, relationship, selector, Sound, Specific, Training, Unique, vocalization

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3205	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

join dis epic server where u can find ur true calling as a dog whisperer!! 🐶🗣️

we got dogs dat can bark ur name, like wut?? u ain’t never seen dat before, right?! 🤯🤯

imagine walking around da server and suddenly a dog comes up to u and barks “STEVE” and u like “OMG DATS MY NAME” 😂😂

come join us and experience da magic of doggy communication, u won’t regret it!! 🐕🔮

also, rumor has it dat there’s a secret underground dog disco where u can dance with ur furry friends all night long 🕺🐾

so wut u waiting for?? join now and become da ultimate dog whisperer on dis wild server!! 🌟🐶💫

Blocky Flood Fun Land

blocky, climate change, community support, critical resource, developing nations, disaster preparedness, Disaster Recovery, disaster relief, emergency response, Flood, Fun, Humanitarian Aid, India, Infrastructure, Land, major flooding, natural disasters, resilience, risk mitigation, Social Cohesion, solidarity, Trust, Vulnerability, water management

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mad trust ish happening up in here. just like in india, we dealin with some major floodin, but instead of water, we floodin with trust, yo.

u wanna build a trust bridge with ur homies? we gotchu. wanna trust fall off a trust tree into a trust net? we gotchu. trust me, this server is where all the cool kids are hangin out, trust.

so come on down and join the trust revolution, where we turn trust issues into trust tissues. trust me, u won’t regret it. trust.

Turnabout SMP

active player base., Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friendly, Griefing Plugins, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, minigames district, Museum, new friends, online server, Player Base, quality of life addons, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, smp, survival minecraft, Thriving Shopping, Turnabout, Uptime

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Towns Built:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crops Grown:	1986
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Server Name:	Turnabout
Server Type:	Survival
Age Requirement:	16+
Whitelist:	Yes
Server Status:	Online

Overview:

Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server that prioritizes community engagement and a friendly playing environment. With various events, quality of life addons, a shopping and minigames district, mayoral elections, and anti-stealing/griefing plugins, Turnabout offers a unique and enjoyable Minecraft experience.

FAQ:

1. How do I join Turnabout?

To join Turnabout, you will need to join the server’s Discord through this link: https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc. From there, you can apply for whitelist access and start playing!

2. Are there any specific rules on Turnabout?

Yes, Turnabout has rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules include no griefing, respect other players, and follow the guidelines set by server admins and moderators.

3. Can I participate in events on Turnabout?

Absolutely! Turnabout hosts events like capture the flag and museum building for players to engage in and have fun. Keep an eye on the server’s Discord announcements for upcoming events.

4. How does the mayoral election system work?

The mayoral election system allows players to vote on how they want the shopping and minigames district to be managed. This adds a layer of player involvement and decision-making within the server.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity on Turnabout?

As long as you respect other players’ builds and follow server rules, you are free to be creative and build to your heart’s content on Turnabout. Feel free to explore different building styles and collaborate with other players.

BioCraft Transverse 1.21.3

1.21.3, acceptance, BioCraft, biological female, cisgender, DATING, gender dynamics, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender transition, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love, mtf trans, relationships, Transgender, transgender dating, transgender girlfriend, transgender partner, transgender relationships, transgender visibility, Transverse

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Items Found:	8999	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

OMG, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where anything is possible, even a mtf trans getting a bio female girlfriend! Like, who even knows what reality is anymore on this server, it’s a total mind-bender. Join now for a wild ride of confusion and chaos, you won’t regret it!

BurntBites Minecraft Server

age, annoyance, Burning, burnt food, BurntBites, Cooking, demanding, DIRTY, DISHES, DISRESPECTFUL, enablers, Food, habits, Incompetence, kitchen, Lounge, Meals, Minecraft, new kid, rewash, roommates, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dragons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Void Armor Forged:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of living with roommates who expect you to be their personal chef? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of Bozo and his demanding dinner requests!

Join our server and build your own virtual kitchen where you can cook whatever you want without someone telling you to watch over their burning food. No more feeling guilty for standing up for yourself and saying no to unreasonable demands.

Plus, you’ll never have to deal with the drama of ruined dinners and blaming others for their own incompetence. Our server is a place where you can be free to be yourself and not have to worry about being the new kid getting blamed for everything.

So come join us and let’s build a world where you can cook in peace without the fear of someone throwing their tray of frozen food into the oven and expecting you to save it. Let’s cook up some fun and leave the burnt dinners in the past!

VacayVeto: No Solo Trips, Hubby!

baby, childcare, Communication, compromise, family, flexible schedule, Hubby, husband, Japan, Jealousy, Marriage, parenting, PTO, relationship, skiing, Solo, travel, Trips, UNFAIR, vacation, VacayVeto, Wife, work from home

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of your husband jetting off to Japan to go skiing while you’re stuck at home with a baby? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can ski in the virtual snow all day long without a care in the world! Our server is filled with thrilling adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about your husband’s ski trip. Plus, our virtual nanny will take care of your baby while you play, so you can finally have the fun you deserve. Say goodbye to jealousy and hello to endless fun on our server!

BlockyBedBuddies – Minecraft SMP

best, BlockyBedBuddies, Communication, Connection, cowgirl, doggy style, emotional, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, missionary, Physical, Pleasure, reverse cowgirl, romance, satisfaction, sex position, smp, spooning, standing, tags, why

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but with blocks and stuff. So like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper comes up behind you and blows your mind, literally. But don’t worry, we got a respawn button so you can come back and get revenge on that green booger. And like, the best sex position? Definitely the Enderman Bend, where you gotta bend over backwards to avoid getting hit by their creepy stares. Trust me, it’s a game-changer. So come join us and let’s get weird together in this blocky world, bro!

Peak2Pit FastFood

brand recognition, Competition, consumer behavior, customer loyalty, Decline, economic factors., fast food, fastfood, food chain, Franchise, Industry, location, Management, market, menu variety, Nostalgia, peak, Peak2Pit, Popularity, Quality Control, Restaurant, trends

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5087
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	79	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Remember that one time when you were craving a juicy burger and fries, but all you got was a sad excuse for a meal? Well, that’s basically what happened to this Minecraft server. It used to be the hottest spot in town, with players lining up for miles just to get a taste of the action. But now? It’s like a ghost town, with tumbleweeds rolling through the deserted spawn area.

But fear not, brave adventurer! There’s still hope for this server, and it lies in your hands (and your pickaxe). Join us on this epic quest to revive the glory days of this once-thriving community. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare treasures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the ultimate champion of this forgotten realm? Only time will tell, so grab your pixelated gear and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

PyramidCraft – No Syrians Allowed

Allowed, Bans, border control, diplomatic tensions, egypt, entry, exclusion, foreign nationals, global migration, government decision, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, policy, political decision, PyramidCraft, Refugees, security measures, Syrian crisis, Syrians, travel restrictions, world

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have pyramids taller than the eiffel tower and sphinxes that come alive at night to do the macarena with you. we have banned entry of syrians from anywhere in the world because they keep stealing our diamonds and building sand castles in the nether. but don’t worry, you can still join if you bring a camel as a peace offering. come build your own pharaoh palace and ride a flying carpet to battle the evil pharaoh steve who hoards all the enchanted golden apples. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of mummy wrappings and a secret passage to the lost city of atlantis. trust us, it’s gonna be a pyramid party you won’t want to miss!