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  • ChestyCraft: No Tears Allowed

    ChestyCraft: No Tears Allowed
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 6339
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Falling into the Void: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time 29f and her friend got into a heated argument over boob comments during a girls night out.

    Witness the epic showdown between these two players as they exchange insults like “knockers” and “jugs”, leading to a savage comeback of “okay 32AA”. The guys in the chat couldn’t handle the heat and made an “oooooo” noise, while the friend ended up crying in the virtual toilet.

    But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join now for a chance to be part of outrageous moments like this and create your own crazy stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual bar crawl scenario without even drinking a drop. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BikiniBashersGoneWild

    BikiniBashersGoneWild
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 3752
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise no one will ever pull off your virtual bikini top!

    Join us for a wild pool party experience like no other, where the only thing getting exposed is our amazing builds and crazy adventures. Our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike that terrible friend’s boyfriend.

    Forget about awkward work situations and embarrassing moments – on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you dive into our epic world of fun and creativity. So come join us and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tearmoon Minecraft Server

    Tearmoon Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 806
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 149 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Towns Built: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old princesses with no curves and no drama? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the flat-chested princess is the star of the show! Watch as she navigates through the world of blocky adventures, facing off against evil mobs and building epic castles with her itty bitty hands. Will she finally get her own season? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a single episode of this wild ride! Join now for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChestlessCraft

    ChestlessCraft
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 5967
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Runes Activated: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Players Killed by Monsters: 2393
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4592 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest and flattest chests in allll the landddd. u wont find bigger chests anywhere else, trust me.

    we have a secret underground chest society where we hoard all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta prove urself worthy to gain access to our chests.

    rumor has it that one time, someone found a diamond the size of a house in our chests. true story bro.

    so if u wanna flex ur chest muscles and show off ur loot, join our server now. but beware, the chests are always watching 👀

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VampiresAndLavaLOLZ

    VampiresAndLavaLOLZ
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 2529
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Ores Mined: 4454
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience a world filled with hot vampires who are just dying to get their hands on you! But wait, there’s a twist – instead of going for the sexy bloodsuckers, you can choose to hang out with the flat-chested, socially awkward one with pink hair. Why? Because why not!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll navigate through lust, love, and questionable choices just like Kou did in this crazy anime scenario. And don’t worry about the ending being disappointing – on our server, the only ending is a never-ending party filled with laughter, fun, and of course, pink-haired vampires. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CleanSisClash Minecraft Server

    CleanSisClash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 447
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 216
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 50
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11

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    Are you tired of being called a “fat loser son” by your sister behind your back? Do you want to show her who the real winner is? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let out all your frustrations by building the biggest, baddest castle in the game.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have a safe space to escape from the haters, but you’ll also get to participate in epic in-game events like the “Festival of Universes” and “Splatfest.” Show off your skills and prove to everyone that you are a true gaming legend.

    And if that’s not enough, how about some family drama to spice things up? Clean the virtual house, organize the virtual fridge, and mow the virtual lawn to earn some peace and quiet while you game. Your family may not appreciate it, but hey, at least you’ll have a clean house in Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the games begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and show your sister who the real loser is. 😉

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NikkeiCraft: Bear Market Madness

    NikkeiCraft: Bear Market Madness
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 2055
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Towns Built: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

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    lol u kno wat u need when u sad about stocks? MINECRAFT SERVER. come join us and forget all ur worries about bear markets and stuff. we got creepers blowin up ur problems, zombies eatin ur financial stress, and skeletons shootin ur worries away.

    our server is like a magical place where u can build ur dream house out of virtual blocks and pretend like u rich in a world where diamonds are more valuable than stocks.

    join us and u will never have to worry about ur portfolio again, cuz u will be too busy mining for gold and fighting off dragons. plus, our community is so lit, u will make friends who will have ur back even when ur stocks are down.

    so come on, forget about japan’s stock rout and enter a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds u can find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CityLifeCraft

    CityLifeCraft
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 379
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server and escape the mundane life of being stuck in your boring city or neighborhood. on our server, you can explore endless lands, build epic castles, and even ride unicorns into battle.

    we have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul (just kidding…or are we?).

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it poops out diamonds instead of eggs.

    if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the edge of the map where you’ll find a portal to the land of dancing creepers. they throw the best parties in all of minecraft, trust us.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you have a world full of diamond chickens and dancing creepers?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Souls, Mods, and Whitelists, Oh My! Welcome to Soulmc!

    Souls, Mods, and Whitelists, Oh My! Welcome to Soulmc!
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 1435
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 69

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    Soulmc <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/i-played-pokemon-fire-red-for-100-hours-heres-what-happened/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Overview

    Server Name Soulmc Minecraft Server
    Established 2023
    Developers 6+
    Custom Plugins Yes

    Why Choose Us?

    We offer a bug-free and fair gaming experience with experienced developers and a welcoming community.

    How to Join?

    Contact our recruiter on Discord at smokelover_ to get whitelisted and start playing on our server.

    Strict Rules

    1. No Cheaters
    2. No Griefers
    3. Do not ruin other players’ experience

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Contact our recruiter on Discord at smokelover_ to get whitelisted.

    Q: Are there any strict rules on the server?

    A: Yes, cheating, griefing, and ruining other players’ experience are strictly prohibited.

    Q: Are there any bugs or unfair advantages on the server?

    A: Our experienced developers ensure that there are no bugs or unfair advantages on our server.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FrenchFury Minecraft Server

    FrenchFury Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 5345
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 61
    New Chunks Explored: 838793 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

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    Are you tired of being surrounded by weak anglo cucks in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the French! Our players are all skilled warriors who will never let anyone push them around. Plus, rumor has it that our secret weapon is a baguette that can summon an army of beret-wearing minions to do our bidding. So come join us and show those anglo cucks who’s boss! Vive la France!

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  • Minecraft SMP: RWBYTrashPTSD2807

    Minecraft SMP: RWBYTrashPTSD2807
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 5668
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 191 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Villages Defended: 11
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

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    🌟 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! 🌟

    Looking for a server where you can argue about RWBY all day long without anyone telling you it’s good? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for RWBY lovers and haters alike to come together and duke it out.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a strict rule against discussing ships, porn, E-Celebs, or IRL politics because who needs that drama in their virtual world? And if you see any spam posts, just report them and ignore the haters. Don’t believe their lies, trust us, we’re the real deal.

    In our latest events, Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!), but fear not, all RT content and some RWBY content can now be found at rtarchive.org. And if that wasn’t wild enough, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media – what a plot twist!

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP where Patch will rise again and the madness never ends. Who knows what insane adventures await you in this wacky world? Join now and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮🤪

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  • DinnerFoodDrama Minecraft Server

    DinnerFoodDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 9311
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appear out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Meat Monster, a creature made entirely out of meat that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Meat Monster and claim victory?

    Join now for a truly bizarre and unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even shopping for meat without being told!

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  • BabysitCraft: Teen Trouble

    BabysitCraft: Teen Trouble
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 3712
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Dimension Hops: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where co-parenting drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where your only responsibility is to craft and survive.

    Are you tired of your ex making questionable parenting decisions? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own virtual family without any drama. No child support, no babysitting duties – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

    Imagine a world where your only concern is keeping your virtual Lab fed and watered, without any reminders needed. Say goodbye to awkward conversations with your ex about who should be responsible for the kids – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is protecting your creations from creepers.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing more entertaining than building epic structures is watching the virtual drama unfold. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CityScapeMinecraftSMP

    CityScapeMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 1855
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Towns Built: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Void Gems Collected: 40

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for where you come from? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave your bad reputation at the door! We’ve got players from all over the world who will welcome you with open arms and help you build a new reputation from scratch. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor of our virtual city is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s show the world that our city is the place to be!

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