Flat-Chested MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ChestyCraft: No Tears Allowed

Friend, Bar crawl, girls night, RETALIATION, cleavage

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time 29f and her friend got into a heated argument over boob comments during a girls night out.

Witness the epic showdown between these two players as they exchange insults like “knockers” and “jugs”, leading to a savage comeback of “okay 32AA”. The guys in the chat couldn’t handle the heat and made an “oooooo” noise, while the friend ended up crying in the virtual toilet.

But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join now for a chance to be part of outrageous moments like this and create your own crazy stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual bar crawl scenario without even drinking a drop. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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BikiniBashersGoneWild

kicked out, UNCOMFORTABLE, EMBARRASSMENT, VIOLATION, awkward

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise no one will ever pull off your virtual bikini top!

Join us for a wild pool party experience like no other, where the only thing getting exposed is our amazing builds and crazy adventures. Our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike that terrible friend’s boyfriend.

Forget about awkward work situations and embarrassing moments – on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you dive into our epic world of fun and creativity. So come join us and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

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Tearmoon Minecraft Server

long tail tag, Tearmoon, adaptation, ongoing series, retard

Are you tired of boring old princesses with no curves and no drama? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the flat-chested princess is the star of the show! Watch as she navigates through the world of blocky adventures, facing off against evil mobs and building epic castles with her itty bitty hands. Will she finally get her own season? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a single episode of this wild ride! Join now for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

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ChestlessCraft

male insecurities, Men, body image, societal expectations, Masculinity

join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest and flattest chests in allll the landddd. u wont find bigger chests anywhere else, trust me.

we have a secret underground chest society where we hoard all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta prove urself worthy to gain access to our chests.

rumor has it that one time, someone found a diamond the size of a house in our chests. true story bro.

so if u wanna flex ur chest muscles and show off ur loot, join our server now. but beware, the chests are always watching 👀

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VampiresAndLavaLOLZ

ending, Lust, love, Supernatural, shitty

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience a world filled with hot vampires who are just dying to get their hands on you! But wait, there’s a twist – instead of going for the sexy bloodsuckers, you can choose to hang out with the flat-chested, socially awkward one with pink hair. Why? Because why not!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll navigate through lust, love, and questionable choices just like Kou did in this crazy anime scenario. And don’t worry about the ending being disappointing – on our server, the only ending is a never-ending party filled with laughter, fun, and of course, pink-haired vampires. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

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RoboGirl’s Minecraft Server

Connection, Passion, emotion, Rober, Plot

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and become the most powerful player in the land?

So why wait? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft journey of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a fellow player who shares your love for RoberAlso Wuthering Waves/WuWa threads. It’s a match made in Minecraft heaven!

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GriefedAndGrateful Minecraft SMP

self reflection, GriefedAndGrateful, Reflection, Happy, satisfaction

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is peaceful and predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted carrots and diamond shovels. Build your base in the middle of a lava lake or create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But be warned, the mobs on this server are not your average zombies and skeletons. They have been trained by the legendary /g/ to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this insane world, come join us and see if you can conquer the chaos!

Remember, on this server, anything goes. So strap in, hold on tight, and get ready for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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WholesomeCraft

Cherished moments, Bonding, wholesome memory, good times, relationships

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more wholesome moments than a puppy cuddling a kitten. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches. So come on over and make memories that will make you smile so hard, your face might just break!

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SydneyCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Voting, palestine, university of sydney, student protests

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject motions condemning hamas just like the university of sydney students! why condemn when you can build and explore with us instead? our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters, like a talking llama who only speaks in puns and a zombie chef who serves up the best brain stew in town. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare treasures and battle giant spiders. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show those pesky motions who’s boss!

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KurskCraft: Ukraine Allies Edition

security council, political tensions, russia, Edition, Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are battling it out in a virtual world! watch as the kursk assault unfolds right before your eyes, with explosions and drama at every turn! pick a side and fight for glory, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold! join now for a front row seat to the most intense minecraft war you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t want to miss this!

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