KitPvP
A PvP | Crystal PvP Server with a custom kit maker
- FFA
- Flat
- Desert Arena
- Auto Resseting
- No lag
- 24/7
- Anti Cheat
- Anti Bot
- Active None Playing Staff
play.KitPvP.xyz
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Crystal KitPvP
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SplitCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual getaway where you can build your dream world without any boyfriend drama.Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while avoiding awkward conversations about rent discounts. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on crafting epic structures instead of arguing over who deserves what.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a blocky paradise to explore? Let’s mine away the drama and build a world where discounts are plentiful and arguments are non-existent.
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SplitCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring relationships and looking for some drama in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some virtual fun and excitement that will make your real-life relationship drama seem like a walk in the park.Imagine a world where you can build your dream home with brand new appliances and furniture, without having to worry about splitting it 50/50 with your significant other. On our server, the only thing you’ll have to split is the virtual resources you gather while mining and crafting.
And forget about waiting for your partner to propose – on our server, you can propose to yourself and live happily ever after in your own virtual paradise. Plus, with the flat in your name and your laptop for work, you’ll have all the power and control you need to rule the virtual world.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life relationship drama behind. Who needs a proposal when you have diamonds and emeralds to mine?
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Flat Mountain Boulder Fun
Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Sisyphus is the main dude? Yeah, that’s right, we got the OG boulder pusher himself chilling in our server, just eroding mountains like it’s his job. And you know what? He’s looking for some new recruits to help him out!Join our server for the chance to push boulders with Sisyphus, climb mountains, and maybe even have a dance party at the peak. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with this guy leading the way. Plus, rumor has it that if you help him out enough, he’ll grant you three wishes. Yeah, THREE WISHES.
So come on down to our server and get ready for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Sisyphus is waiting for you, and he’s got a boulder with your name on it. Let’s do this!
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Flat Earth Fails: Blue Origin Voyage
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. it’s like a party in your computer, dude.and get this, we got a secret underground base where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world with their secret dance moves. you gotta stop them before it’s too late!
oh, and did i mention we have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. diamond eggs. you can use them to build the most epic castle ever and show off to all your friends.
so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies. who doesn’t love free cookies?
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SisCleaner Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled siblings trashing your virtual house!Join us and build your dream home without the fear of your sister’s party guests ruining it. No need to worry about cleaning up after rowdy guests or replacing expensive dishes – our server is a drama-free zone!
Plus, with our virtual economy, you won’t have to worry about your sister mooching off your hard-earned resources. You can enjoy building and exploring without the stress of entitled family members causing chaos.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun here!
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FlatCash Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into the chaos of virtual blocks!Join us for a wild ride of adventure and insanity, just like dealing with entitled family members who think they can dictate your life choices. Build your dream house in the middle of town, just like your mom wants, and watch out for creepy friends who don’t respect boundaries – we’ve got plenty of those in our server too!
Forget about forgiving that person who maxed out your credit card and stole your peace of mind – on our server, you can block them and never have to deal with their shenanigans again. And hey, if you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create with your friends while building epic structures and exploring new worlds. Who needs family drama when you’ve got virtual adventures waiting for you?
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HouseParty Minecraft Server
So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?
Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.
So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
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Vanilla SMP: Where even the mechanics are so plain you’ll fall asleep in 0.5 seconds flat
Minecraft Server Overview
Features Land claiming to keep your house safe Shops powered by a diamond economy Regular events for the community Warp stones for teleportation Bucketable entities for convenience Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay Join us at
boringsmp.1e99.eu(Discord).FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How can I keep my house safe? We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property. How does the diamond economy work? You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops. Are there regular events? Yes, we host events for the community to participate in. Can I teleport back home easily? Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location. What are bucketable entities? Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient. How are crafting tweaks implemented? We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience.
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CraftyCashback
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with demanding parents! Join us and escape the real world where your parents send you invoices for every little thing they’ve done for you.On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about getting billed for every nail and hammer your parents lent you. We promise not to charge you for living in our virtual world for 17 days, because that’s just ridiculous.
Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any financial burdens. Plus, we have a special “Escape Your Parents” quest where you can defeat virtual parents who constantly ask for repayment. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it!