Flashlight Size MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ShrinkLight vs FleshCraft

flashlights, fleshlight, LED flashlights, ShrinkLight, portable lights

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re wandering around in the dark in Minecraft, trying to find some diamonds or whatever, and all you have is this tiny flashlight. But then, BAM! You join our server and suddenly, your flashlight is as big as a freakin’ skyscraper! No more squinting in the dark, my dude. Plus, we have this epic story about how the Fleshlight was actually invented by a group of zombie pigmen who wanted to see better in the Nether. True story, bro. So come join us and light up your world like never before!

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GodmotherGoneWild Minecraft Server

relationship, godmother, GodmotherGoneWild, Birth, godfather

Are you tired of boring family drama and awkward godparent situations? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who had a sister-in-law with baby envy. She was so jealous of their adorable little Minecraft baby that she couldn’t even look at him without rolling her eyes. But fear not, on our server, we don’t tolerate any baby-hating drama!

So come on over and build your dream world with us. Who needs a toxic godmother when you can have a whole community of supportive players to have your back? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

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SisFreeZoneCraft

personal boundaries, family relationships, sibling jealousy, sibling conflict, sisterly love.

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of dealing with annoying siblings who invade your privacy? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee a drama-free experience!

Join us and escape the clutches of pesky little sisters who think it’s okay to spy on you with hidden cameras. Our server is a safe haven for all players who value their privacy and want to game in peace.

Don’t let your parents guilt-trip you into spending time with family members who don’t respect your boundaries. Come to our server and build your own virtual family, where you call the shots and no one can sneakily record your every move.

So say goodbye to sibling surveillance and hello to a world of fun and freedom on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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SoundScape Minecraft Server

sound of a crackling fire, world, sound of a thunderstorm, Minecraft, sound of a crowd cheering

The sound of creepers exploding in the distance, of course! And you can experience that and so much more on our epic Minecraft server. Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-hunting llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give out valuable loot in exchange for corn kernels.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky villagers who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding cakes. Trust us, it’s a blast!

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BlockBusters: Legalize TNT!

legalize organ sales, legalize polygamy, legalize prostitution, Tnt, end prohibition

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we make illegal things legal! That’s right, you can finally fulfill all your wildest Minecraft fantasies without fear of getting banned.

Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to create a secret underground bunker filled with TNT and lava traps? No problem! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? We encourage it!

Join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the chaos). So come on down and let your inner rebel run wild. Just don’t tell the Minecraft police!

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DyslexicCraft: PalindromePals

Cognitive, dyslexic, linguistic, humor, funny

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where every word is a palindrome if u r dyslexic enough. it’s like a whole new language, but with blocks and creepers.

join us on this server where pigs fly, literally. we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. who needs bacon when u can have bling, amirite?

our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken. yes, u heard that right. this chicken lays diamonds instead of eggs. talk about a clucking good time!

if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJs. they may not have any flesh, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and palindrome-filled minecraft server. who knows what other surprises await u in this crazy world of blocks and mobs.

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LungBoostedBirds

Osprey, bird adaptations, bird research, animal biology, Vultures

come join our wacky minecraft server where we have SOARING BIRDS as our main attraction! imagine flying around on an osprey or an EAGLE, just flapping your wings and causing chaos everywhere you go. our birds have super lungs that make them fly faster and stronger, like they’re on a never-ending energy drink binge.

you’ll see falcons zooming past you, vultures diving down to pick up loot, and eagles swooping in to steal your diamonds. it’s a bird lover’s dream come true, except with a lot more explosions and lava pits.

so why wait? join our server and experience the thrill of flying with birds that have the lung capacity of a superhero. who needs a plane when you have a flock of flying machines at your disposal? come fly with us, it’s a bird-tastic adventure waiting for you!

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MineRise Minecraft Server

Mushoku tensei, family, Japanese novel, Redemption, Self Discovery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or build a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the madness that awaits them.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing and are always looking for new recruits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers (or at least make you run really fast).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Welcome to the land of endless possibilities and questionable physics.

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WrestleCraft Minecraft Server

Technology, professional wrestling, Competition, Drones, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and witness the epic battle between E-drones and wrestlers as they compete to bring up ratings in the most hilarious way possible. Who will come out on top? Will the E-drones finally learn a thing or two about wrestling? Only time will tell on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted hot dog that grants you unlimited power (and hunger for hot dogs).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

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Globetrotter Wedding Minecraft Server

tasmania, brother, visa restrictions, Thanksgiving, time off

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weddings are just as wild as this story! Imagine attending a wedding in Tasmania, Australia with only five people, including a mysterious fiance from down under. But wait, there’s more – bridesmaid dresses for everyone, visa restrictions, and a 2-year-old who can’t handle the epic journey.

Join our server for the ultimate adventure, where you can explore Australia without spending $6,000 or using up all your PTO. No need to find a new nanny or worry about missing Thanksgiving – just log on and let the craziness begin! Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one on our server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience!

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