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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5867 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of cake. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But wait, there’s more! Every player who joins gets their own personal pet zombie that will do their bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Your zombie will do it with a smile (or at least a toothy grin)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken… then you might regret it a little).