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Brickin’ It Up: Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will literally brick your flash storage! That’s right, say goodbye to all your important files because we like to keep things interesting by messing with partitions. But hey, it’s nothing personal, just a little bit of chaos to spice things up. So join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the madness!

PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, animal welfare, controversial case, court ruling, criminal charges, cultural norms, feline companion, Imprisonment, iran, Iranian couple, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pet cat, pet ownership, Prison, punishment, PurrisonCraft, sentencing, Server, societal expectations, strict laws

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Items Found:	4708	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Animals Bred:	133
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

2024.., AI model, chemistry, complex structures, computational protein design, Crafty, David Baker, Demis Hassabis, designers, discoveries, John Jumper, Nobel Prize, popular science background, Potential, Predictors, press release, protein, protein structure prediction, proteins, scientific explanation, structure, Video

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1498
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, controversy, corporal punishment, Country, cultural norms, discipline, education, Flag, Good, Minecraft, parents, Permitted, physical punishment, Primary school, Rural, school policy, Server, Slapping, Students, Supported, Teacher, WHIP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	124
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Runes Activated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	198	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Magic Items Found:	6791	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Close Call Craft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	72
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	217
Dragon Scales Harvested:	316	Players Killed by Monsters:	5822
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, Armed Forces, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, russians, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	171
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	797
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, 2view, advice, company secrets, Content Creation, Content Creator, Corpo, doxxing forum, ExpertArmcha1r, groomed, GroomedCraft, Grooming, Kawaii, Kiwifarms, Minecraft, online communities, online safety, privacy concerns, Proctor Zakharov, Server, social media, SpinOff, twitter

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!