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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4848 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 158 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 278 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
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