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AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Emeralds Found:	3012
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1742
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mines Excavated:	2982	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Votes:	4037	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5132	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.

SaltyCraft: Defend Against Cancer!

Activity, body’s defense, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer cells, Cancer prevention, Common salt, DEFEND, Enhance, health, healthy lifestyle, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, salt benefits, salt consumption, salt intake, SaltyCraft, sodium chloride, Specific, wellness

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re like a superhero fighting cancer with common salt! yeah, you heard me right, common salt is like your secret weapon against those pesky cancer cells. your immune cells are gonna be all pumped up and ready to kick some butt, all thanks to this crazy server. so, like, why wait? join now and become the ultimate cancer-fighting warrior in the minecraft world!

Crafty Abyss Minecraft Server

abyss, abyssal creatures, Adventure, adventure manga, Anime, Crafty, Deep Sea, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, how are you, made in abyss, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, New chapter dumping, RIKO, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our latest chapter dumping event: How Are You 05: Riko.

Picture this: a group of players were exploring the vast lands of our server when suddenly, they stumbled upon a mysterious portal. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in. Little did they know, they were transported to a whole new dimension called Riko, where everything was upside down and pigs could fly.

But that’s not even the craziest part! In Riko, players were challenged to complete outrageous tasks like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. The winner of the event was granted a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers out of its hilt.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this insane Minecraft server. Who knows what other crazy chapters await you!

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2047

Assassin, Blitzo, Booba Edition, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demon, fanfic, FICS, hazbin hotel, Hazbin Hotel General, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Join Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom by opening a hotel. But that’s not all – you can also follow Blitzo and his crew as they run their own assassin business in Hell. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy fan fiction recordings, fics, and even a booru (even though it’s a little dead). So come on down to our wacky world and let your inner demon out to play! Join now before Heaven gets too crowded!

ExHusbandsChildSupport Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alimony, Cheating, child support, Court, custody, DATING, disagreement, ex wife, ExHusbandsChildSupport, family, finances, husband, luxury, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, relationship, Server, sugar daddy, Trust, vacation

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8652	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Animals Bred:	184	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband sending child support money to his ex for her luxury vacations? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and absurdity that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Witness the epic saga of a husband who thinks it’s totally normal to fund his ex’s lavish lifestyle under the guise of child support. Will his wife ever come to terms with this bizarre arrangement? Will the ex ever run out of vacation destinations to spend the money on? Tune in to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Can you navigate the treacherous world of bovine politics while dodging explosive sheep and lava traps?

Join now for a gaming experience that’s more ridiculous than a llama wearing a top hat!