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  • Blockin’ Trips & Friendships

    Blockin’ Trips & Friendships

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    The Hollow Heist: The Server of Broken Promises and Haunted Friendships

    Introduction: Welcome to the Abyss

    Step right up! Welcome to the Hollow Heist, where friendships flake faster than a Minecraft villager under a rainstorm and excuses are more plentiful than diamonds hidden in the depths of a perilous cave. Here, you’ll discover a realm where co-dependency runs rampant, the term "friend" carries more baggage than a chest in an End City, and every block you mine is a reminder of the soul-crushing reality of toxic relationships! Are you ready to unearth the secrets beneath the surface?


    Features: A Landscape of Chaos and Emotion

    • Time Warp Calamity: Hours can fly by like Endermen in the night! Your friends might bail at a moment’s notice, only to reappear looking for sympathy after their dominant partner grants them a sliver of freedom.

    • A Token of Tears: Each player receives “The Heart of Cam,” a mystical, useless item that summons emotional breakdowns and endless excuses. The catch? It only activates every time someone else tries to make plans!

    • Ghost Town Zones: Enter the areas where friendships go to die! Discover abandoned realms littered with sad texts and forfeited hangouts, mirroring the abandoned hopes of players who thought they had tight-knit bonds!

    • The Great Understanding Experiment: Daily challenges where players must find the most convoluted reasons to excuse flakiness. The more absurd the reason, the higher your rank in this chaotic society. Care to explain a missing car with a ghostly twist? Go for it!

    Player Testimonials: Voices from the Shadows

    • "It’s like playing Minecraft but the only thing I mine is despair! Cam never shows up, but when he does, I’m locked in a never-ending cycle of ‘Ashley said this’!”Anonymous Specter

    • "Joining Hollow Heist felt like being sucked into a black hole of drama! Just don’t expect any rewards for loyalty."Crying Enderman

    Conspiracy Theories: Unraveling the Mystique

    Why does Cam keep falling into the ash heap of toxicity?

    • Legend says he’s a victim of The Curse of Ashley: a player who dominates with an iron fist, trading manipulation for affection. Can you break the cycle, or are you doomed to repeat history?

    Secret passages to freedom?

    • Only the bravest souls who tackle the Server of Non-Understanding can hope to find legendary lore that breaks the chains of toxic entrapment. Beware! Many have tried, and few have escaped the grasp of emotional sabotage!

    FAQs: Laugh, Cry, and Scratch Your Head

    • Q: Can I escape the grasp of Ashley? A: Maybe. But you might just find a new area of your life inexplicably tied up in her web. Enjoy your stay!

    • Q: Are there any safety measures to prevent flaking? A: Safety? This isn’t a therapy session; it’s a survival game! Flaking is the norm, darling!

    The Hidden Horrors Awaiting You

    This server was banned in 12 countries for its dangerously accurate portrayal of emotional turmoil. Join at your own risk! Will you forge your friendships among the chaos, or will you become yet another flake destined to drift aimlessly in the ether? The Hollow Heist beckons you into the liminal space of uncertainty—where loyalty turns to dust, and steadfast friendships crumble beneath the weight of unrealistic expectations!

    Join us, if you dare! You might just escape with a slice of sanity or be devoured by the darkness of camaraderie gone awry. Bring your pickaxe, and let’s dig into the disaster together!

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  • GFcontrolGoneWild

    GFcontrolGoneWild

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are as flaky as a creeper explosion! Are you tired of friends who ditch you for last-minute dog grooming sessions? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being ignored for a controlling girlfriend again!

    Join us for epic adventures and drama-filled friendships that will make you question why you ever bothered leaving your house in the first place. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether your friend will actually show up for that scheduled hangout.

    So come on over and join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than a Minecraft server crash is the loyalty of your in-game friends. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

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  • LucidSMP

    LucidSMP

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server TypeSMP
    Version1.21.4
    DurationLong-Term

    Additional Information:

    • Chill server with friendly gameplay styles
    • Encourages client side mods like Tweakeroo and Litematica
    • Must be 18 or older to join
    • Requires content creators with videos published on their channels

    Server Features:

    • YouTube friendly branding
    • Shopping district and shared resources
    • Proximity chat, set status, single-player sleep, and more
    • Strict rules against griefing, stealing, cheating, and family-friendly content

    How to Join:

    Apply through the application discord for more info.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    QuestionAnswer
    Can I join the server if I’m under 18?No, the minimum age requirement is 18.
    Are client side mods allowed?Yes, mods like Tweakeroo and Litematica are encouraged.
    What are the basic rules of the server?No griefing, stealing, cheating, or PVP without agreement.
    Is there a creative server available?Yes, there is a creative server for members.

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  • Infinite Tales 1.20.2

    Infinite Tales 1.20.2

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    Yo, bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you’ll need a freakin’ timeskip just to keep up with all the epic stuff happenin’ here!

    Join us for some wild adventures, where the only limit is your imagination! Seriously, this server has more chapters than a freakin’ manga series, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    From building epic castles to battling crazy mobs, this server has it all! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

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  • RecycleCraft Minecraft Server

    RecycleCraft Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where recycling is mandatory? Look no further! Our server is so eco-friendly, even the creepers recycle their TNT! Join us and become part of a community that cares about the environment, unlike my sister who thinks recycling is for losers.

    We take recycling so seriously that we have a whole mini-game dedicated to sorting trash and recycling in Minecraft. And if you don’t recycle, well, let’s just say the Ender Dragon won’t be the only one breathing fire in your direction.

    So come join us on this server where even the skeletons are green with envy at our commitment to recycling. And remember, if you don’t recycle, you might just end up like my sister – a trashy player who couldn’t handle the heat of our eco-friendly community.

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  • SmellMeNot Minecraft SMP

    SmellMeNot Minecraft SMP

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    Lol, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, like who even does that? And the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, it’s insane.

    But wait, there’s more. We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP tournaments with custom weapons and armor that make you feel like a god. And the best part? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, like what even is life anymore?

    Oh, and did I mention the secret smell quest? Yeah, there’s this mysterious smell that only you can detect, and if you follow it, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure that will make you the richest player on the server. Trust me, it’s worth it.

    So come join us and experience the most absurd, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, always watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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  • ShowtimeCraft

    ShowtimeCraft

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like the Game of Thrones of Minecraft servers – minus the disappointing final season. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and more drama than a Real Housewives reunion. Plus, our community is tighter than a villager’s trading prices. So why waste time watching TV when you could be living your own 10/10 show on our server? Join now and become the star of your own Minecraft masterpiece!

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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server, bro? well let me tell u, dis server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride of epicness. like, one time, there was dis explosion at a dutch museum and all the gold masterpieces were stolen. it was like, whoa, so intense, bro. but don’t worry, on dis server, we got all the gold u could ever want. like, seriously, it’s like a gold mine up in here.

    and dat ain’t all, bro. we got like, dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy creatures roaming around. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with creepers and zombies trying to eat ur face off. but don’t worry, we got ur back. we’ll hook u up with all the weapons and armor u need to survive.

    so come join us on dis epic minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and u never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, bro.

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  • ElonCraft: Musk’s Surprise at AfD

    ElonCraft: Musk’s Surprise at AfD

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    come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself makes surprise appearances and hands out diamond blocks like candy! he even rides around on a flying pig named rocket and shoots lasers out of his eyes to help you defeat the creepers! plus, our server has a secret underground base where you can find rare treasures and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. don’t miss out on the chance to play with the richest man in the world in our crazy minecraft world!

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  • Sleeping Mana’s Promise

    Sleeping Mana’s Promise

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Enter duality. A happy and colorful world awaits… But dig deeper and you can find strange subterranean worlds. Build a cute cafe with adorable decorations. Fight the ancient guardians of the nether and end. Cook scrumptious dishes in all sorts of culinary styles. Ascend to nigh godhood with machinery and magic. Collect cute pets. Build complex machinery.

    Howdy! I’ve put together a small server for relaxing, building and getting together to knock the teeth out of large bosses every so often. The modpack contains a bit of everything. Aesthetic decorations, mobs, magic, tech, and more. Battle cataclysmic bosses and celebrate your victory with a slice of pizza. Build bases alone or together in various locations.

    We’re over a year old and just had a server reset for a fresh new world feeling!

    To join, head over to the Discord and do an intro for whitelist.

    Links to the modpack and suggested resource packs are in the Discord.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    QuestionAnswer
    How do I join the server?Head over to the Discord server and do an intro for whitelisting.
    What is the server’s modpack?The modpack contains a mix of aesthetics, mobs, magic, tech, and more.
    Can I build alone or with others?You can build bases alone or together with other players in different locations.
    How old is the server?The server is over a year old and recently had a reset for a fresh new world feel.

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  • Dual Pathway 1.21.3

    Dual Pathway 1.21.3

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    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you!

    First of all, the admins are like unicorns that fart rainbows and grant wishes! I mean, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical farting unicorns?

    Secondly, the players on this server are like a bunch of hyperactive squirrels on caffeine! You’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans they get up to.

    And let’s not forget about the buildings on this server – they’re like something out of a psychedelic dream! You’ll feel like you’re tripping on mushrooms just looking at them.

    So come join us on this Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat, because things are about to get weird.

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