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MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BabyShowerBabysitBan

baby shower, BabyShowerBabysitBan, bar day, bridal shower, cleaning up, cousin-in-law, family, Fil, flaking, free babysitting, Frustration, Gifts, Grandma, husband’s cousin, Issue, Nuisance, reputation, Restaurant, stunt, unattended children

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no unattended toddlers will ruin your baby shower! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no annoying family members dropping off their kids at your virtual celebration.

Our server is hosted at a virtual restaurant, so you can enjoy your baby shower without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Say goodbye to unnecessary nuisances and hello to a world of fun and excitement.

Don’t worry about being the AH for stopping your husband’s cousin from pulling the same stunt at your baby shower – on our server, you’re the boss and you make the rules. So come on over and join us for a baby shower like no other, where the only thing dropping will be creepers, not unwanted children!

GazaBlinkenCraft

blinken, cease-fire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., gaza, GazaBlinkenCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, Secretary of State, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that dance the macarena.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. another time, a group of players banded together to defeat a giant zombie made of cheese. it was epic, dude.

you gotta join now, because blinken in israel says it’s maybe the last chance for a gaza cease-fire deal. and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, do you? come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together. let’s make memories that will last a lifetime. or at least until the next update.

SadCraft2020

150 countries, 2 billion tweets, demand for populism, depression, emotional distress, emotional impact, emotions, global politics, political behavior, political psychology, political rhetoric, populist appeal, public opinion, research, SadCraft2020, Sadness, social media analysis, social media trends., trump, voter sentiment, voters

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mines Excavated:	3497
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Animals Bred:	83
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

so, liek, u ever feel sad or depressed cuz of trump’s populism? well, u ain’t alone, bro. dis server is da cure for all dat emotional distress, fo real. we got over 150 countries represented here, all bonding over their shared sadness and depression. we even analyzed 2 billion tweets to prove it. join us and let out all ur feels in da most epic way possible. cuz who needs therapy when u got minecraft, amirite? let’s build a world where sadness and depression are just blocks to be mined and conquered. come join us and let’s make populism cry like a lil baby.

4KidzCraft Minecraft Server

4kidz, 4KidzCraft, activities, Bonding, Childhood, children, creativity, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, games, imagination, Kids, learning, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parenting, Playroom, Playtime, Server, Siblings, Toys

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Votes:	8125
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! At 4kidz, we promise a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players defeated a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. So come join us at 4kidz for a Minecraft experience like no other!

WalledVsUnwalledMC SMP

Adventure, alternate worlds, Anime, Architecture, Cities, city design, Defensive structures, FANTASY, fictional cities, isekai, Magic, Manga, Preferences, role playing games, smp, storytelling, unwalled cities, Urban planning, walled cities, WalledVsUnwalledMC, world creation, world-building

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	47	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Towns Built:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a wacky isekai anime! Choose between living in a walled city where you can feel like a medieval knight or an unwalled city where you can be a sneaky ninja.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where the walled city residents ride into battle on giant chickens and the unwalled city residents use their secret teleportation powers to outsmart their enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps. Will you be brave enough to navigate it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelBabyDaddyPayup

abortion, abortion costs, aunt, Boyfriend, Clinic, Communication, Conflict, cost, decision, disagreement, Financial, manning up, payment, PixelBabyDaddyPayup, Problem, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Situation, stress, Support

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

SassySheep Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior analysis animal rudeness in nature, animal behavior observations, animal behavior patterns animal rudeness theories, animal characteristics, animal cognition, animal communication abilities, animal communication hypothetical scenarios, animal communication in the wild, animal communication research, animal dominance animal communication skills, Animal emotions, animal hierarchy, animal hierarchy animal rudeness factors, animal instincts animal behavior studies, Animal intelligence, animal interactions animal kingdom, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology rude behavior, animal rudeness, animal social behavior rudest animals, animal social dynamics, animal vocalizations, Animals, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2637
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only talking, but they are also throwing shade left and right! Join us if you want to witness the drama unfold as the chickens gossip about the pigs, the cows roast the sheep, and the wolves… well, let’s just say they have a lot of opinions about everyone else.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Rude Rabbit, who is known for his sassy comebacks and his love for causing chaos. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Rude Rabbit with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes… or maybe just steal all your diamonds. Who knows?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with talking animals, shady drama, and the chance to meet the one and only Rude Rabbit. Just be prepared to have your feelings hurt by a bunch of pixelated creatures!

RulezRidiculousMC

childhood authority, childhood chores, childhood curfews, childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood guidelines, childhood independence, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, childhood obedience, childhood punishments, childhood regulations, childhood restrictions, childhood rules, funny rules, parental control, parental rules, ridiculous rules, RulezRidiculousMC, silly rules, strict parents

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Towns Built:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Remember when your parents made you eat your vegetables before you could have dessert? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the only way you can mine diamonds is if you first build a giant statue of a carrot in the sky! That’s right, on our server, we believe in the power of veggies to fuel your mining adventures.

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every time you defeat a creeper, you have to do a victory dance in real life and post a video of it in the server chat. It’s like a virtual dance party every time you survive an explosion!

And if you’re looking for some extra challenge, try our special “Lava Parkour” course where you have to jump from one tiny platform to another over a sea of lava. It’s like playing hot lava in real life, but without the risk of actually burning your feet!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Who knows, you might just discover that the most ridiculous rules can lead to the most epic adventures!

PsychoCraft: Gut-Brain Adventures

Adventures, brain function, brain-gut connection, cognitive enhancement, gut health, gut-brain axis, GutBrain, holistic health, mental health, microbial mindscapes, Microbiome, microbiota-gut-brain axis, mind over matter, mind-body connection, neurochemistry, neuroscience, pharmacological research, psychedelic compounds, psychedelic therapy, psychedelics, PsychoCraft, psychopharmacology, serotonin receptors

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	79	Farms Harvested:	388
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the cows can fly. we have a secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers.

if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to shoot diamonds out of your ears and ride on the back of a rainbow-colored ender dragon.

we have a special event every friday where the trees start dancing and the zombies break out into a synchronized thriller dance.

come join us and experience the wildest minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can live in our crazy minecraft world?

BoomShackMC Server

90s music, Apache Indian, Boom Shack-A-Lak, Boom Shack-A-Lak lyrics, BoomShackMC, British Asian, British Indian, British reggae, classic hits, dance music, Dancehall, feel-good music, fusion music, High energy songs, indian music, party anthem, Ragga music, Reggae, Server, Stereo, top chart, UK Music

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	241	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a wild west town mixed with a futuristic space station, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of dancing Apache Indians who will teach you the ancient art of Boom Shack-A-Lak, a secret dance that will unlock hidden treasures and power-ups in the game. But be warned, if you don’t dance well enough, you might anger the gods of Minecraft and face their wrath!

Explore our server and you’ll find hidden caves filled with glittering diamonds, but watch out for the giant chickens guarding them – they’re not your average farm animals! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco dungeon, where skeletons and zombies boogie down to funky beats.

But the real reason to join our server? The epic PvP battles that take place every night under the glow of a neon moon. Fight against other players in insane arenas filled with traps and obstacles, and prove once and for all that you’re the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

AMA, anon stroking, anti-depressants, camera stroking, cock ring, drug combinations, GoonCraft, gooning, gooning advice, gooning items, gooning pleasure, gooning setup, GooningGuru, heart risks, lidocaine, Lube, mdma, medication combinations, never cum, numb cock, smp, stroking on discord, viagra

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!