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United States of Minecraft SMP

American flags, flag analysis, flag critique, flag discussion, flag opinions, flag rankings, flag ratings, flag tier list, ITT, Minecraft, Ohio flag, Puerto Rico flag, rate flags, s-tier, smp, state flags, States, territory flags, Texas flag, United, US flags, US states, US territories, Utah flag

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

Subtle Minecraft SMP Jeet Flag

Flag, flag aesthetics, flag analysis, flag art, flag colors, flag communication, flag controversy, flag critique, flag design, flag history, flag imagery, flag interpretation, flag meaning, flag message, flag patterns, flag representation, flag symbolism, Jeet, jeet flag, least subtle, Minecraft, smp, Subtle

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3426
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with crazy players who will stop at nothing to claim victory, even if it means stealing your diamonds while you’re AFK.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked every time you log in. From fake lava traps to invisible maze houses, you never know what kind of shenanigans our players will come up with next.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of friendly villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding…maybe).

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us on the least subtle jeet flag to date Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose your mind (and your diamonds) in the process!

FlagFrenzyCraft

country flag, flag aesthetics, flag analysis, flag beauty, flag colors, flag comparison, flag competition, flag critique, flag design, flag evaluation, flag history, flag meaning, flag patterns, flag preferences, flag pride, flag ranking, flag survey, flag symbolism, FlagFrenzyCraft, national flag, nicest flag

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2731
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of boring old flags? Come join our Minecraft server where we have flags that shoot fireworks, flags that dance, and even flags that can fly! Join us and show off your flag-making skills in our epic flag design competitions. Who knows, maybe your flag will become the new symbol of a made-up country that only exists in Minecraft! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let your creativity soar higher than the craziest flag you’ve ever seen!

SisGotExposedLOL

aita, ashamed, attitude, Betrayed, Bisexual, CONSERVATIVE, Dangerous, Doctor, family, FIX, Girlfriend, love, Mysterious, Niece, relationship, secret life, serious, SisGotExposedLOL, sister, Telling, Traitor, Twisted

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ores Mined:	602
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?

AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP

AncestorAntics, ANCESTORS, ancestors’ journey, ancestral anecdotes, ancestral memories, ancestral tales, distant relatives, familial connections, familial legends, family history, family lore, family traditions, folklore, Genealogy, heritage, Legacy, Minecraft, oral history, passed down, Roots, smp, storytelling

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where your ancestors come to life and help you mine diamonds! That’s right, your great-great-great-grandma Ethel will be there cheering you on as you dig deep into the earth. And don’t even get us started on your crazy uncle Bob, who will trade you emeralds for his famous homemade pickles. So come join us for a wild ride through history and Minecraft shenanigans!

ShowstopperCraft

Audience, Beginning, Characters, Climax, Decline, Disappointment, ending, Entertainment, Expectations, letdown, Plot, Quality, Ratings, resolution, reviews, series, ShowstopperCraft, storytelling, television, tv shows, viewership

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Items Found:	4291	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that promise a thrilling adventure but end up being a total snoozefest? Look no further, because our server is like that show you started watching and thought was amazing, only to be utterly disappointed by the lackluster ending. But fear not, because on our server, the journey is just as wild and unpredictable as a soap opera plot twist!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a secret chest guarded by a horde of dancing zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!

BridgeWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Bridges, BridgeWars, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Military, Minecraft, ongoing conflict, Politics, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, russia, sabotage, sanctions, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ores Mined:	2286
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

come join our server, where ukraine and russia are having a bridge-building battle in minecraft! ukraine keeps blowing up the bridges that russia builds, and russia just keeps trying to replace them. it’s a never-ending cycle of destruction and construction, and you can be a part of the chaos! come build bridges, blow them up, or just watch the madness unfold. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

KremlinCraft: KurskKonfusion

Disinformation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global conflict, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Kursk incursion, KurskKonfusion, Media influence, military aggression, political manipulation, political strategy, Propaganda, psychological warfare, public perception, russia, Russian government, Strategic messaging, Ukraine, War Tactics

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

so, like, u know how the Kremlin is all like, “hey Russians, let’s just pretend that whole Kursk thing in Ukraine is totally cool and normal”? well, forget all that nonsense and come join our epic Minecraft server instead! why deal with political drama when u can be building epic castles and fighting dragons in a virtual world, amirite? plus, we have this crazy story about how the creepers in our server are actually secret agents sent by the Kremlin to spy on us, but don’t worry, we have a team of elite players ready to take them down! so come join us and let’s show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! #minecraft4life #downwiththekremlin

BreastplateCraft

accessories, attire, BreastplateCraft, breasts, Buttons.., clothing, custom suits, designers, fashion, formalwear, jackets, lapels, Men’s suits, Menswear, pockets, sleeves, Style, tailoring, tailors, trousers, Wardrobe

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the men’s suits have, like, a bunch of breasts? well, you’re in luck cuz on this server, the more breasts a suit has, the more powerful it is! imagine running around in a suit with, like, 10 breasts, just dominating all the other players. it’s wild, man.

but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to fly. they swoop down and steal your diamonds when you least expect it. it’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious to watch.

if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, then you gotta join us. who knows what other crazy surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyBlockz Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, answer, Community, Conversation, CraftyBlockz, Curiosity, discussion, Enquiry, forum, Help, INFORMATION, Investigate, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 923269858, ONLINE, question.., Server, solution, Support, Thread

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Towns Built:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as wacky as they come. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even hosting dance parties in the Nether!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his flock and you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for domination!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom dungeons, where you’ll face off against mobs so tough they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a fluffy bunny. But hey, what’s life without a little danger, right?

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our world!

Minecraft SMP: Wowcraft SMP – The Epic Adventures of /wowg/

Adventures, Blizzard Entertainment, Characters, Cinema, Dungeons, Edition, Epic, Expansions, FANTASY, Gaming Community, general, Lore, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Old thread, online gaming, Quests, Raids, role playing, smp, strategy, video games, World of Warcraft, WowCraft, wowg

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ores Mined:	8252	Gods Slained:	2
Towns Built:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take movie nights to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching films in a virtual cinema with a bunch of rowdy players who can’t help but yell out spoilers and throw popcorn at each other.

Our server is the only place where you can watch the latest blockbusters while riding on flying pigs and battling zombies that are dressed up as Hollywood celebrities. Don’t be surprised if you see a creeper cosplaying as Iron Man or a skeleton trying to audition for the next Avengers movie.

But that’s not all! We also have special movie-themed events like “The Great Potato Heist” where players have to sneak into a potato-themed bank vault while being chased by evil potato guards. And let’s not forget about our annual “Oscar Awards” ceremony where players compete for the title of Best Builder, Best Redstone Engineer, and Best Drama Queen.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared for a cinematic experience like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get a little crazy around here!

CookieCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Argument, Babysitting, baking, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CookieCraft, COOKIES, DÍL, emotional reaction, family dynamics, grandkids, Healthy Eating, homemade, Junk Food, Minecraft, organic, parenting, processed foods, Server, sweet treats

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bake virtual cookies that are so delicious, even the health-conscious DIL (Emily) would want to throw them away! Join us for some sweet treats and crazy family drama that will make you question your own baking skills. Who needs real cookies when you can have pixelated ones that won’t get thrown in the trash? Plus, we promise not to judge your baking choices, no matter how unhealthy they may be! So come on over and let’s bake up a storm together – just make sure to hide your cookies from Emily!

HouseSaverDinnerDestroyer

aita, angry wife, baked chicken wings, cooking mishap, destroying dinner, dinner disaster, dinner ruined, emergency response, fire extinguisher, fire prevention, fire safety, house fire, household accident, HouseSaverDinnerDestroyer, kitchen chaos, kitchen disaster, marital conflict, mealtime mishap, raging fire, saving our house, VEGETABLES

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Farms Harvested:	265

Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life, like accidentally setting your house on fire while cooking dinner! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your burnt chicken wings look like child’s play. Plus, we have a strict “no fire extinguishers allowed” policy, so you can watch the world burn (figuratively, of course) while enjoying a nice virtual meal with your fellow players. Trust us, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the flames of adventure consume you!