Mob Victory
Mob Siege is a Team based CTF server where you can spawn mobs to defend yourself and capture your opponent’s flag! Join the fun now!
Mobsiege.net
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Mob Siege: Mob Victory
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Red Flag Resilience Minecraft SMP
🌈 Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft SMP Ever (TM)! 🌈
😂 Yo, you ever been cheated on in Minecraft? Well this SMP is like a giant red flag, but one of those cool, colorful ones, you know? Like, if red flags could throw parties with cake and fireworks—not the sad red flags. Here’s why you NEED to join this crazy server plz.
1️⃣ The Great Enderman Betrayal of 2023 🚨 – Legend has it, this server spawned an Enderman who promised to do your taxes in exchange for your enchanted sword. But plot twist: he just took all your diamonds and left you with a broken pickaxe! Don’t worry, though, he claimed he was “just helping” and sent you an unsolicited meme. 😂 JOIN US and learn the art of dealing with backstabbing pixelated friends!
2️⃣ House of Horrifying Relationships 💔 – Every week, our village holds a “Couples Therapy Night” with zombies and skeletons! They just sit around in creepy circles discussing their exes, and you can join and throw rotten flesh at them! It’s VERY therapeutic. Just look out for the Creepy Couples edition where the witches might trade your lily pads for your deepest secrets. 😱
3️⃣ Frog Olympics 🐸 – Totally random, but hear me out! Every Friday, we host the Frog Olympics where you throw your frogs to see who can land in the lava pool. No one knows why we do this, and it just turns into a giant leap-frog of disaster (pun intended). It’s literally the event of the century and the frogs are way more loyal than most exes!
4️⃣ End Portal Drama 🌌 – One time, we tried to open the End Portal, and instead of the Ender Dragon, we summoned a pack of angry cats that wouldn’t stop hissing! It’s the perfect metaphor for toxic relationships: one minute you think you’re going on a grand adventure, the next—cats. Just fur everywhere. 🙀
5️⃣ Meme Economy 2.0 💸 – Everyone on the server trades memes like they’re diamonds! If you can meme hard enough, you might get a secret deal on potato blocks! Join now and discover the true power of becoming the Meme Lord, which, according to our official Elder Villager, can also save you from heartbreak. 🤷♂️
6️⃣ The Curse of the Forgotten Pickaxe ⚒️ – Legends say there’s a pickaxe in the server that was abandoned by the player who got cheated on by their Minecraft girlfriend! It’s haunted, but it gives you speed for 7 seconds if you whisper a cheesy pickup line to it. The risks? You might just end up falling in love with a glowing piece of iron ore instead. 🤣
Join this epic disaster where every block is a new emotional crisis! Bring your deepest Minecraft secrets, and let’s build something not just beautiful but COMPLETELY WHACK. Be the hero of your own poorly written romance novel with creepers as your sidekicks! What do you have to lose, besides your sanity? Come LOL with the best of ’em!
🐲🤪 So, seriously, join us now, or your grandma will get yeeted into the Nether! 💥
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Flagged Keywords Fun Server
u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it has da most CRAZY builds u ever seen. like, we got a giant chicken dat lays diamond eggs and a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano.but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on creepers to make dem explode in rainbow colors. it’s like a disco party but with more BOOM.
and if dat ain’t enough to convince u, we have a petting zoo with mutant animals like a pig wit wings and a cow dat shoots lasers from its eyes.
so come join us on dis server and experience da wildest, wackiest, and most insane adventures in all of minecraft! u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a rainbow creeper. but dat’s just part of da fun, right?
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CountryGuessr Minecraft SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this lit Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train. First off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear for days. And get this, our server is guarded by a squad of ninja creepers who will protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your builds.But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out with other players in epic pig jousting tournaments. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, surrounded by rainbow waterfalls and candy cane trees? Yeah, it’s pretty much the most epic place ever. So come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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Mob Siege – CTF
A Capture the Flag game mode server where you can place down mobs to defend and attack. Join the discord server to chill and suggest potential update ideas.
Mobsiege.net
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CraftyDan’s Minecraft Server
LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A DANISH KING WHO CHANGES HIS COAT OF ARMS EVERY TIME HE GETS IN A FIGHT WITH TRUMP OVER GREENLAND. LIKE, HE’LL BE BUILDIN’ A CASTLE AND THEN BAM, NEW COAT OF ARMS, JUST TO PISS OFF TRUMP. IT’S WILD, MAN. PLUS, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET. IT’S A CRAZY PLACE, BUT IT’S HOME. JOIN US, OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY.
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CraftyCreeperISIS
so like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a jalapeno in a volcano. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on speed.join our server and you’ll be driving around like a crazy person in new orleans, except instead of an isis flag and weapons, you’ll have a diamond sword and a pet creeper.
we got so much chaos and mayhem, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to spell your own name. come join the party, we promise it’ll be more fun than a barrel of monkeys on speed.
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Mystic Lands 1.20.1
Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this sick Minecraft server that’s like a whole new country, but in the virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question reality itself.We’ve got pixelated landscapes that will blow your mind and make you feel like you’re in a whole new dimension. Plus, our community is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment.
So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey unlike any other and experience a world that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew, then come join us on this epic Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!
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Red Flag Minecraft Server
Are you tired of living in a world where your flag can only be one color? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can have a flag that changes color every minute! That’s right, one minute it’s red, the next it’s rainbow, the possibilities are endless!But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. They even have their own DJ spinning tunes all night long. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve partied with a llama.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? They may look cute and cuddly, but they are fierce protectors of our land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
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Ukraine Flag Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the conspiracy theories on the internet? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Illuminati can’t keep up. We’ve got 90% of the Hong Kongers wanting independence, but where’s the support from the BLM/MeToo/Ukraine/Troon crowd? Join us and uncover the mystery behind this bizarre phenomenon. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to winning at Minecraft while you’re at it. So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!