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FlaccidCraft: Rise of the Erectus

ancient history, anthropology, archaeological evidence, early humans, Erectus, Evolution, FlaccidCraft, fossil record, genetic studies, hominids, homo erectus, Homo flaccidus, Homo habilis, homo sapiens, human ancestors, human evolution, Neanderthals, paleoanthropology, prehistoric, PRIMATES, Rise, scientific research, species

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a part of da most epic adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop diamonds and zombies dat break dance when u kill em. u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of spider silk.

our server is so lit, even Homo erectus would be jealous cuz we make dem look like Homo flaccidus. come join us and become a legend in da land of blocky madness. plus, our admins are actual unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited cake.

so what u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! disco parties in da nether, skydiving off of creepers, and building a house out of exploding TNT. this server is da bomb, literally.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Void Gems Collected:	34
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	3376	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	63	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Crops Grown:	6582	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!

BlockBless Minecraft server

administrators, Adventure, Antispam, Assistance, BlockBless, BUILD, Community, Competitions, Events, Explore, family, friendly community, gameplay, Minecraft, Prizes, Regular Updates, Server, Starter Kit, Structures, Support, Survival, valuable

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

BlockBless is a project where everyone can enjoy survival in Minecraft.

What awaits you:

– Survival: Explore endless worlds, build amazing structures and survive.

– Friendly Community: Join our big family where every player is important and respected.

– Regular updates: We are constantly adding new content and improving gameplay to make your adventure even more interesting.

– Events and competitions: Participate in events and competitions and win valuable prizes.

– Support and assistance: Our administrators are always ready to help and answer any questions.

Join us and become part of our community!

play.blockbless.ru:19132

The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

#addons, Age 18+, Atlas, bedrock, better on bedrock, building, Community, creativity, Discord, discussion, Events, Exploration, gameplay, member, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Project, Server, smp, Survival, teamwork, Vote, world reset

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6872
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5796	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242

Overview of The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

Server Information:	We’re a small welcoming community and would love to have you.
Membership:	Must be age 18 or over to become a member.
Decision Making:	Everything on the server is decided by discussion and vote by members.
Addons:	Currently using fun addons like Better on Bedrock, but discussing a reset with new addons.
Join Us:	Join today and discuss your favorite addons and suggestions for the server!

FAQs about The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided.
What is the age requirement for membership?	You must be 18 or over to become a member.
How are decisions made on the server?	Everything is decided by discussion and vote among members.
What addons are currently used on the server?	We are currently using Better on Bedrock, with discussions for new addons.
Can I suggest new addons for the server?	Absolutely! Join the server and discuss your suggestions with the community.

Join our Discord server to become a member: https://discord.gg/An4MkSw6aQ

Back Runners United 1.20

runners, United

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	New Chunks Explored:	894894
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn rainbow explosion in your face!

Imagine building your own castle while riding a flying pig and battling evil creepers with laser eyes.

This server is like a glitch in the matrix, but in a good way.

You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and crafting potions that make you invincible.

Join now and enter a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination.

Seething Minecraft SMP Twitter Jericho

aew, Celebrity, chris jericho, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, Fans, Jericho, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, professional wrestling, reactions, Rumors, Seething, smp, social media, speculation, trending, twitter, viral, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7858
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Void Gems Collected:	37
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Oh boy, you won’t believe the drama happening on our Minecraft SMP! Chris Jericho has been causing chaos left and right, from building giant statues of himself to starting llama parades through the village. Join us if you want to witness the madness firsthand and maybe even become a part of Jericho’s wacky schemes. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen! #JerichoSMPMadness