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Tax-Free Craft Minecraft Server

102 millionaires, Analysis, Craft, data, Economy, finance, income, INEQUALITY, investigation, Minecraft, MONEY, News, occupations, Poorest, postcodes, Report, Revealed, RICHEST, Server, statistics, Tax, TAXES, TaxFree, wealth

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	263
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where 102 millionaires paid no tax cuz they too busy building epic mansions and dodging creepers! The richest and poorest postcodes and occupations are all mixed up in this server, like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland. Come join the fun and see if you can become the next tax-dodging millionaire in this wacky world of blocks and mobs!

RafahMortarMadness

civilian area, Conflict, danger, extremist, firing, gaza, Hamas, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, mortar rounds, Propaganda, Rafah, RafahMortarMadness, SECURITY, Terrorism, Terrorist, Video, violence, War

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Votes:	2973
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a terrorist firing mortar rounds from a civilian area in Rafah. Join us for some explosive fun and chaotic battles in the virtual world. We promise you won’t get bored, unless you’re a boring potato. So come on, join the madness and let’s blow sh*t up together!

CraftyHumanAlgorithm

algorithmic process, Artificial Intelligence, complex systems, computational biology, computer science, CraftyHumanAlgorithm, Creation, data processing, digital transformation, Evolution, genetic algorithm, human development, human evolution, Humanity, humans, innovation, iterative process, machine learning, programming, recursive algorithm, Technology

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Animals Bred:	120
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

come join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm. yep, you heard that right. no boring ol’ natural birth here, we do things differently.

imagine logging in and finding yourself in a world where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. oh, and did i mention the cows can breakdance? yep, it’s a wild ride on this server.

we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm?

Cringe Wedding Minecraft Server

6-month anniversary, Celebrates, chinese communist party, concerts, CopyPaste, cover, cringe, cringe wedding, death, DESPERATE, Events, flaccid cock, forces, Girls, Minecraft, project hope, Projections, Promise rebrand, quarterly returns, Server, shilling, sucking, voice pack, Wedding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ores Mined:	3647
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

Anthros, bookworm, demongirls, Dominant, dream girl, Elves, FANTASY, fetish, Girlcraft, Goblins, Gyaru, humans, Kinky, Loli, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirls, Naughty, rapebait, Roleplay, Server, slut, submissive

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Void Gems Collected:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s the girl of your dreams or Anon’s wildest fantasies! Want to be a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, big titty rapebait, a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other character you can think of? This is the place for you!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you interact with humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls, and any other type of girl you can think of. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on in and join the fun in our Bent Over Edition, where anything goes and the only limit is your creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new roles and have a blast with like-minded players. See you there!

MomzBridesmaidDressSwap Minecraft Server

5x, apple shape, body image, body positivity, body shape, Bridesmaid Dress, Confrontation, Deception, empire waist, family dynamics, flutter sleeves, hourglass shape, Minecraft, MomzBridesmaidDressSwap, pear shape, self esteem, Server, Sewing, sister, size tag, wedding planning, weight loss, XL

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of size and shape? Look no further than our server, where we believe in making everything fit just right, just like that bridesmaid dress that needed a little adjustment!

Join our server and experience the thrill of resizing blocks to fit perfectly together, just like how we resized that dress for the perfect fit. Our server is all about making sure everything looks and feels just right, even if it means swapping tags and hiding the truth from your family members.

With crazy stories like these happening on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and experience the drama, the excitement, and the questionable decision-making skills of our players. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises and sewing skills? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of block-building and dress-altering adventures!

ExWifeLaundryLover

accident, aita, Apologize.., bad intentions, bed bound, blood relations, Civil, DAUGHTER, Divorce, ExWifeLaundryLover, family, Helping, home nurse, husband’s ex wife, Laundry, medical field, shower, teenagers, Tension, washer, young girl

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Just like the time when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant toilet, or when a group of players formed a llama army to take over the server.

But that’s not all! We also have a unique feature where players can become virtual nurses and help care for injured players in the game. Just like the time when a player’s virtual ex-wife needed help with her virtual laundry, and things got a little messy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

BootyCraft: Big Butts Edition

back pain, big, body image, body positivity, body proportions, BootyCraft, Butts, cellulite concerns, clothing fit, confidence issues, Edition, exercise challenges, fashion struggles, finding comfortable chairs, health implications, hygiene issues, large butts, physical limitations, self-conscious, sitting discomfort, societal stereotypes, swimsuit shopping, weight distribution

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2882	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of your big booty causing you problems in everyday life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave your butt-related issues behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where having a large derriere is actually an advantage.

Imagine a land where your butt is your greatest weapon, where you can defeat enemies with a single cheek clap or build towering structures with the power of your glutes. Our server is a haven for those with ample assets, where you can truly shine and show off your impressive posterior prowess.

So why wait? Join us now and let your big booty lead you to victory in ways you never thought possible. Who knew that having a large butt could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

Allah’s Block Party: No Censorship, Just Fun!

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera controversy, Allahs, biased reporting, BLOCK, Censorship, criticism, freedom of speech, Fun, gaza, gaza conflict, Hamas, Islamic news, Journalism, Media bias, media control, media ethics, media manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, News Outlet, Party, political censorship, press freedom, Propaganda

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Potions Brewed:	191
Chimeras Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house out of diamonds (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a secret agent working for the government. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds and become the richest player in the game.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, “May Allah reckon with you” if you don’t join!

FaceScan Frenzy

data privacy, data security, digital footprint, face recognition, facescan, facial recognition software, facial recognition technology, Frenzy, personal data, personal information, privacy concerns, privacy implications, privacy invasion, privacy protection, privacy violation, reverse search, security risks, Surveillance, surveillance state, Technology, Tracking, video footage

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! build a giant toilet made out of diamonds or create a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, the possibilities are endless!

we have a secret feature where you can turn into a flying pig and rain down bacon on all the other players. trust me, it’s a real thing, just ask our resident flying pig, Sir Oinksalot.

if you join our server, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamond eggs. rumor has it that if you collect enough diamond eggs, you can summon the mighty Chickenzilla to wreak havoc on the land.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in existence! just be prepared for the unexpected, like a herd of zombie cows riding on top of giant spiders. it’s all in a day’s work on our server!