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SchoolAccidentMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Villages Defended:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the chaos of school accidents in a virtual world! We’ve got creeper explosions that will make you jump out of your seat faster than a fire drill, and lava mishaps that will have you running around like a headless chicken trying to save your precious diamonds. Who needs boring old school when you can have heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps in our server? So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of skill and luck!

CraftyMinds: Fact or Fiction?

Astonishing, BIZARRE, CraftyMinds, fact, Fascinating, Fiction, hard to believe., Incredible, incredible knowledge, interesting facts, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, Mind-Blowing Information, mind-boggling, strange, Surprising, True, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable facts, unbelievable truths, weird but true

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams from your eyes? It’s true! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare? That’s right, these llamas have built an empire in the virtual world and they’re looking for new recruits to help them conquer all of Minecraft! So come join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

IranCraft Server: No War with Israel!

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, iran, IranCraft, Iranian president, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, negotiations, nuclear deal, Peace, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, Server, Tensions, War, world news

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	1032
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, let me tell u why it’s da bomb diggity. first of all, the owner of the server once fought a dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. true story, bro. and get this, the mods on the server can speak to animals and have dance battles with creepers. it’s wild, man. also, there’s a secret underground base where players can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long. plus, the Iranian president himself said he doesn’t want war with Israel, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

Redstone Rides Only

American economy, Automotive Industry, automotive software, Ban, biden, Chinese imports, Chinese vehicles, cybersecurity, electric vehicles, foreign policy, government regulations, national security, political news, Redstone, RIDES, software crackdown, Technology, trade war, Transportation, US roads, US-China relations, vehicle safety

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we BAN all Chinese vehicles from the roads with our super cool software crackdown! Why drive a boring Chinese car when you can ride around in style on our server? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the best loot and battle evil mobs with our epic skills. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures we have here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down those Chinese vehicles together!

NoRetire NoKnowledge Minecraft

AMERICANS, financial knowledge, financial literacy, Minecraft, never retire, NoKnowledge, NoRetire, Retirement, retirement age, retirement behavior, retirement decisions, retirement expectations, retirement goals, retirement mindset, retirement options, retirement planning, retirement preparation, retirement readiness, retirement research, retirement savings, retirement statistics, retirement trends, study

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Votes:	1115
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can build ur own retirement home? yah, that’s right, we got u covered fam. come join us and never have to worry about retiring cuz u can just build ur own retirement home in the game. plus, our players who say they never wanna retire are actually the smartest ones cuz they know how to build and survive in the game like a boss. so if u wanna flex ur financial knowledge and build the sickest retirement home ever, join us now! let’s get this bread, gamers!

Welcome to TheosisMC, where dying is just a natural part of the game! Come join the chaos in our hardcore survival multiplayer world!

auction house, Chaos, cosmetic perks, crowbar, Custom Items, discord server, Donator Rank, Dying, Economy, Game, Griefing, Hardcore, in-game shops, Join, Land claiming, multiplayer, Natural, non pay-to-win, part, player-driven, Semi Vanilla, server address, Soup of Life, Survival, theosismc, trade system, trusted members, Vip, world

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

TheosisMC Server Overview

Feature	Description
Economy	Player-driven economy with trade system and auction house
Land Claiming	Protect your base and add trusted members to your claim
Custom Items	Crowbar and Soup of Life, available for purchase

FAQ

What is TheosisMC?

TheosisMC is a hardcore survival multiplayer Minecraft server with added features to enhance gameplay and promote multiplayer interactions.

How does the economy work?

The economy is player-driven, with no in-game shops. Players buy and sell items to each other using a trade system and auction house. Coins are obtained through looting chests and killing monsters.

How does land claiming work?

Players can claim areas of land to protect their builds from griefing. Claim owners can add trusted members to their claims, but claims are deleted if the owner dies.

What are the custom items?

The Crowbar can be used to acquire monster spawners, while the Soup of Life grants an additional heart of health when consumed. Both items are sold through in-game shops.

Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?

No, TheosisMC features a single cosmetic donator rank, VIP, and will never become pay-to-win.

Where can I join the server?

You can join the server at play.theosismc.com

Is there a Discord server?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/fmwvGGR

CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

CCV, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, CraftyCraze, discussion, ducks, Epic, indie, indie vtubers, japanese, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, net fans, Numbers, OC material, Russian, Server, Shill, Swarm, talents IPs, Thread, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, Viewers, Vip, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT, Wheel of Names, youtube equivalent

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further than our server! We cater to the elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more – because who wants to play with the peasants, am I right?

Join our server and mingle with the likes of Vei, Shxtou, and even the legendary Mint Fantôme. We’ve got a whole calendar dedicated to their birthdays, because why not celebrate virtually with your favorite chuubas?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section just for ducks. Yes, you heard that right – ducks. Because who doesn’t love a good quack while mining for diamonds?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Koikatsu card or two (SEEEEEEEEEX)!

Minecraft SMP – /noob/ Game Dev Squad

agdg, amateur game development, Archive, Demo Days, Dev, Game, halloween jam, helpful links, hobby, Minecraft, noob, obsproject, Previous thread, Resources, smp, squad, steam games, VG, webm, webmcam, WebMConverter

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ores Mined:	5239
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Rainbow Llama and the mystical Unicorn Pig. Rumor has it that if you can tame these creatures, you’ll unlock the power to summon a never-ending supply of diamond blocks.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

BroZone Minecraft Server

aita, Behavior, Best Friend, Birthday Party, Bonding, brother, BroZone, complaining, Confrontation, Disappointment, family event, FLIRTING, guys, hot tub, hurt feelings, Minecraft, relationship, revealing bathing suit, Server, Talking, Tension, wrong

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4064
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is like a high school soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the epic tale of Stacy (played by a mysterious 18F) and her wild antics with Liam (the heartthrob 18M) and even the older brother (35M) who gets in on the action in the hot tub!

Experience the thrill of confrontations, flirty shenanigans, and family drama all within the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than a telenovela, join us now! Who knows, you might even question your own friendships and relationships after a session on our server. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

PhotogriefersAnonymous

autism spectrum, Communication, Conflict, deleting photos, depression, emotional struggle, external drives, GRIEVING, iCloud, Irreplaceable, Loss, macbook, Memories, mental health, pandemic, PhotogriefersAnonymous, Resentment, Support, Technology, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Runes Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to delete your precious photos like that wife did! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and most importantly, a secure place to store all your memories.

Are you tired of unreliable external drives failing on you? Look no further, our server is here to save the day! With unlimited storage space and top-notch security measures, you can rest assured that your photos of your dog’s early days and your first years in a new country will be safe and sound.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also autism-friendly, so you can feel right at home while exploring the vast world of Minecraft. And don’t worry about anyone deleting your files without your permission – we have strict rules in place to prevent such disasters from happening.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the days of lost photos and emotional spirals. We guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players, no matter their background or struggles. See you in the game!