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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 2055 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5203 |
Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident wizard can turn them into flying pigs with a flick of his wand.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party hosted by our elusive Ender Dragon? You’ll have to solve riddles and defeat mini-bosses to get the exclusive invite.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary treasure of the Not-So-Lost City of Atlantis. Rumor has it, whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather in-game.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable and ridiculous gaming experience. Who needs normal when you can have nutty?